open that pretty little mouth

I’m Leche, the raging pansexual who won’t shut up about Hanzo Shimada

[cyberrat]

god I’m writing aneki Hanzo big dick shaming her fuckboi little bro for this month’s drabble extension on Patreon and…

not to toot my own horn but…

it hot…

fuck…

[cyberrat]

Hanzo turns away and leans down to extinguish her cigarette in the ashtray she had brought along. Genji just stares at her tits swinging heavily downwards, following gravity and being held neatly by the wrappings.

Fuck… aneki is hot.

“Follow me,” Hanzo says simply and makes her way back into her rooms through the slightly open sliding doors. Genji, because he’s an idiot, just waddles after her instead of fleeing, ankles still hobbled by his own pants, big dick wagging in front of him like a dog’s tail.

“And don’t you dare get my floor dirty with your… thing there. You won’t like it if you do,” she says calmly as she slides the doors closed behind him. Genji whimpers.

“W-what am I supposed to do about it?” he whines.

“I don’t know. You figure it out, little brother.”

—

aka Genji is stupid hot for big sis Hanzo :’) 

aren’t we all tbh

[evengrossermilk]

CyYYYBERRR!!!!!!!! I’m so excited I might cry :’D

[evengrossermilk]

Sorry I’m so inactive after the entire tumblr ban thing but boi do I still think about Hanzo’s small dick

[evengrossermilk]

Oh hey I’m not blurred anymore whoa hey guys how it been on here

[cyberrat]

Holy shit those summer skins

Torbjörn looks so fucking hot wowowowowowo

Hanzo looks fukken delicious nnnh

[evengrossermilk]

Thinking about Hanzo with his hands down his pants and letting cum dry on his newly exposed belly uwu

[dvva]

ashe and mccree’s relationship is a lot funnier if you choose to interpret it as “ashe is convinced she and mccree share a deep and complex history and are destined to be each other’s ultimate adversaries while mccree remembers her as that rich white chick he never particularly liked”

[evengrossermilk]

HEY GUYS, do to the sudden tumblr bs!!

You can follow a Hanzo bottom twitter I run here

While it is currently locked, I will be unlocking it soon (probably when the porn ban goes live on here) so don’t be afraid to lurk instead if you don’t wanna join twitter! Tho, I’ve currently got a lot of porny threads to look through until I’m ready to start being all fics :3c

Since they said written erotica is still okay (at least from sources I’ve read who said it still is) I will be sticking around here to post my stuff!! But for a more lively time, I suggest the twitter!

I’m also pretty active on the bottom Hanzo discord, sharing my bad self there and sneak peaks of fics from time to time :)

[evengrossermilk]

Had to update the link lol I forgot I changed it

[muja-bunny]

Hanzo is a bottom because a Hanzo never switches

[evengrossermilk]

HEY GUYS, do to the sudden tumblr bs!!

You can follow a Hanzo bottom twitter I run here

While it is currently locked, I will be unlocking it soon (probably when the porn ban goes live on here) so don’t be afraid to lurk instead if you don’t wanna join twitter! Tho, I’ve currently got a lot of porny threads to look through until I’m ready to start being all fics :3c

Since they said written erotica is still okay (at least from sources I’ve read who said it still is) I will be sticking around here to post my stuff!! But for a more lively time, I suggest the twitter!

I’m also pretty active on the bottom Hanzo discord, sharing my bad self there and sneak peaks of fics from time to time :)

[evengrossermilk]

Had to update the link lol I forgot I changed it

[muja-bunny]

Mccree having fun with hanzos flexibility he can bend his knees to his ears lift up hanzos legs so he can get more of Hanzo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Yess he gets all hot and bothered watching Hanzo do morning stretches, and decides to test it out

Hhnnnghh Hanzo laid on his back with his knees next to his ears while McCree eats him out 🙏

[evengrossermilk]

Tried that fancy ol’ element inspect thing to turn explicit off because I actually use this tumblr way more than my main, but to no avail does it work for me or other people for that matter

Im going to set up my pillowfort all the way and if people are interested in that, cool! Fic formatting is easier

If not, the twitter is still an option, might do that longer tweet add on for fics, maybe curious cat for request times or ko-fi still since I want to do Hanzo themed commish things still

[1q8njk-deactivated20221112]

I’m so confused by how Tumblr is determining what blogs get hit???? half of my nsfw/guro mutuals still live, including MY nsfw/guro blog. meanwhile a significant portions of my mutuals on this acc who rarely, if EVER, post nsfw are pixelated blobs rn. what the fuck is Tumblr doing

[evengrossermilk]

Save me I’m just a blur of who I use to be now

[evengrossermilk]

Tumblr is being so weird rn I can’t tell if I’m flagged or not so uhhh if you can see this I would very well like to know :’)

[evengrossermilk]

tumblr how do I unflag how do I be a good little erotica writer so you stop bullying me :(

[evengrossermilk]

Tumblr is being so weird rn I can’t tell if I’m flagged or not so uhhh if you can see this I would very well like to know :’)

[siliquasquama]

[evengrossermilk]

Everyday is now gunna be spent praying that anti and killjoys are too poor to give pillowfort $5

[evengrossermilk]

Cecil we literally talked about [censored], [censored], and most awfully (but we don’t care bc we know fiction doesn’t equal reality) [censored] for the past week

You’re only a killjoy when you refuse to give me my switch rights

[evengrossermilk]

Everyday is now gunna be spent praying that anti and killjoys are too poor to give pillowfort $5

[evengrossermilk]

HEY GUYS, do to the sudden tumblr bs!!

You can follow a Hanzo bottom twitter I run here

While it is currently locked, I will be unlocking it soon (probably when the porn ban goes live on here) so don’t be afraid to lurk instead if you don’t wanna join twitter! Tho, I’ve currently got a lot of porny threads to look through until I’m ready to start being all fics :3c

Since they said written erotica is still okay (at least from sources I’ve read who said it still is) I will be sticking around here to post my stuff!! But for a more lively time, I suggest the twitter!

I’m also pretty active on the bottom Hanzo discord, sharing my bad self there and sneak peaks of fics from time to time :)