BIOHAZARD

Hey! Name's Marshall. Queer 22 years old. Florida boy. 911 Operator/Dispatcher. Adventurer.

[mosnos]

autumn birch, lovely colors

[bilinguist]

that feel when ur kinda suicidal but not rly bc ur not gonna kill urself u just wish u were dead

[fireworkofdec]

Ezra Miller 

[hotsenator]

Best Spongebob episodes

ripped pants

when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep

krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels

FIRMLY GRASP IT

i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu 

“3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”

Krusty Krab training video

The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up

WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT

Sandy hibernates

Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam 

spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK

onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD

when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house

When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him

WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..

CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE

Spongebob B.C.

When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge

SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG

Magic Conch Shell

SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!

Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon

FUUUUUTUUREEEE

talent show with squidwards interpretive dance

the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA

Kevin and the queen jellyfish

Fine dining and breathing

Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee

[sesherhesher]

I literally recognised every single one what the fuck I hate myself

[godfathers-lollipop-blog]

BITCH WHERE’S THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER AT??

[old-vishual]

THE FLASH SINGING CLASHER

[bpdbull]

the problem with always worrying about being manipulative or attention-seeking is that it seeps into everything in my life. having a bad day? don’t tell anyone because thats just looking for attention. mad at someone? don’t talk about it because what if you’ve just manipulated the situation to make it seem like they did something wrong. want to make a change in your life, even a minor one? if you talk about it you’re just gloating and self-centered and trying to make everything about you

[hplyrikz]

Wait for someone who says, “Holy crap, how did I get so lucky?” when you walk in the door, absolutely exhausted from work at 6pm after being married for 30 years. Wait for that, it’s more than worth it.

(via hplyrikz)

[zatala13]

[words-of-emotion]

Vibes

[adventuresofcalico]

Just hanging out.

[cinemagorgeous]

By photographer Tiina Törmänen.

[beautiful-wildlife]

True Love by Pim Leijen

[bitesizedbethany-deactivated201]

Just because you are lonely does not mean you should invite someone toxic back into your life.

[kawaiirinrin]

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[millthompson]

[ateenagesmile]

[unreactive]

[ateenagesmile]

[my-teen-quote]