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you have a king of the hill tattoo, you dumb bitch.

[amikoroyaiart]

Emile thanks you.

[frontmansdefender]

saw a video about a singer who canceled the fireworks show at her concert because she noticed that a stray dog was quietly watching her performance and she didn’t want to scare him away and maybe maybe there’s still hope for humankind

❝ Brazilian singer Taty Girl left her fans speechless during a concert when she made an unexpected decision: she suspended the fireworks show she had planned to protect a homeless dog who was attending the show. While singing, Taty noticed the presence of a dog she named “Caramelo,” who was calmly watching from a distance. Without hesitation, she told her audience: “We will not launch any more fireworks, Caramelo does not like them. Out of respect for him, we will not use them. You can see that he is there quietly, enjoying the show.” Taty’s gesture was applauded by the audience, who not only admired her sensitivity, but also suggested that she adopt the dog. According to reports, the singer listened to the voices of her fans and decided to take Caramelo home, ensuring him a life full of love and care. ❞ Vía 🎥 tt/tatygirloficial”

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[frontmansdog]

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

[garrett-graham]

Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

ENDLESS LIST OF PRODUCTIONS I LOVE: ↳ Mean Girls (2004) dir. Mark Waters

[butch-lesbian-bryan-danielson]

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[skelkankaos]

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy

[skelkankaos]

see? simple as

[louisbxne]

BEYONCÉ

Work It Out (2002)

[agentpan]

thanks tumblr, maybe i will try ringworm if you dont have anything else

[octoberalllover]

[cabybapa]

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[11thfempachi]

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

[dilf-in-peril]

I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Not to venerate the halcyon and bygone days of yore, but it used to be that declaring that girls are too fragile and delicate to ever possibly compete with the boys or ever be as good as them at anything was rightly denounced as the kind of raging sexisim that made you sound like the flatly written villain of a teenybopper movie.

[oneheadtoanother]

@massachusetts-official

[samaraxmorgan]

Edging him until he’s completely delirious and when you tell him to “say the magic words” he accidentally says “I love you”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[forthegothicheroine]

#he saw a clown in the driver's seat and knew he would be outnumbered if it came to a fight

via @vamprisms

[spiribia]

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

[cowgirlpolyamory]

fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness