not real, not valid

imaginary human being

[sayhellotokathy]

I lived through the swine flu, Y2K, first black president, 9/11, a royal wedding, the death of Michael Jackson, Osama's death & now 8/23/11 eastcoast earthquake. My life is fucking swag bro.

2012 I’m fucking ready…come at me!!!

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 23rd of august, 2011.

[camelot1967]

willem da friend :)

[softandsapphic]

if a girl put her hands on my waist & slip them under my shirt just a tiny bit i would die i know this it’s just a fact

[catasters]

[sntg]

[peachy-bunster]

Visit Original Link

[moist-astronaut]

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

[mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk]

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

[minuuissomewhereelsenow-deactiv]

Visit Original Link

[um-vvhat]

this is what my brain plays during anxiety attacks or splits

[memewhore]

[kaijuno]

[illness-deactivated20180325]

[illbeyoursafety]

[unclefather]

[mentosmorii]

the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao

[dogpaws]

if anybody needs me I’ll be acquiring skills

[boarofthenorth100]

I’ve Have Invented A New Color

[elesbreee]

Can we see it?

[boarofthenorth100]

Prepare Yourself…

[boarofthenorth100]

[thatsbelievable]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]