Go Piss Girl

[um-vvhat]

just wanted to share with everyone that i got engaged to the love of my life on our one year anniversary of meeting, July 4th 💙

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[juicydangler]

[meanbuddhist]

just identified a behavioral pattern within myself

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[ravioliet]

to everyone in the notes saying this is mean or rude or a callout, this post was autobiographical. we're in this together. take my paw

[kaijuno]

[spaceboytoy]

Hello bisexual community

[spaceboytoy]

Begin killing

[tartrazeen]

[um-vvhat]

i love getting to watch what i like about you in nearly 30 eyes and seeing Vince for the bag of dog shit that he is

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[ladyeternal178]

You can feel the anticipatory butt-wiggle *straight through the screen*

[cbc-bb-deactivated20250802]

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[footsteps-on-the-dance-floor]

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

[philosopherking1887]

They should start calling it April Media Literacy Day.

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[twofingerswhiskey]

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

[kaijuno]

[dinchenix]

✨manifesting one specific good news✨