❛ Life itself is the most wonderful fairy tale. ❜

Märchen Meines Lebens — ❛ there is no finale besides death that'll bring happiness to us humans. ❜ 【 indie hans christian andersen ・fate/grand order・penned by lime 】

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nurseryrhymed‌.

     pounces on him. “hans, hans, let’s play!!!!!!!!!” 

     ❛ DOES it look like I want to play, you fool ?! Find someone else ! ❜

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shinncn‌.

        lays down flat right next to him… “what’re you up to, hans—” 

     TODAY like any other day, was supposed to his me time and it wasn’t often many came to bother him ( pushing aside some of the more annoying visitors that seemed to think it was okay to bother him consistently ) so he never bothered to lock his room -- well, mostly for his master’s sake anyways. So, when he felt a weight dip on the side of the bed, he immediately sighed and rolled onto his back to get a better look at the visitor, just praying it was anyone that he could at least tolerate. Oh, it was just master. Hm.

     ❛ Does it look like I’m up to anything ? So, did you need something, master ? ❜ 

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     TODAY is a lazy day so he is just tapping away on his tablet.

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nurseryrhymed‌.

   “hans, hans!! you should try it too !! something wonderful might happen..!” please! she’s so excited !! try a cupcake, hans!! 

      ❛ I’M not stupid enough to take a bite of a enchanted cupcake — god knows what will happen to me. Get that away from me. ❜

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nurseryrhymed‌.

   “how could i rig something i didn’t even know was going to happen??” of course, she’s already pouring him a cup-

    ❛ AND is it not out of your reach ? But I suppose it doesn’t matter this point. You got what you wanted. ❜ As soon as his cup was poured, he took a sip. 

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nurseryrhymed.

nursery rhyme bites a cupcake!

    “how lovely !! sweets are best paired with tea, would you like a cup too??” 

    ❛ HAH. It was as if you rigged it yourself but fine. I suppose I might as well since I’m here. ❜

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nurseryrhymed‌.

   “you’re supposed to say thank you when you get a present, hans~” reaching up to pet his ears. hehe. 

     ❛ AND I didn’t willingly accept this present at all. ❜ He backed away from her affections. ❛ For the last time, remove them ! ❜

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nurseryrhymed‌.

     “you look so cute with kitty ears, hans~ almost like chesire!” 

     ❛ GET them off, now. ❜  

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     TONIGHT is just the time to slack off on his tablet ( as usual ), all while he’s lounging around on the library’s sofa. 

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@meandemcanor asked: ❝ what is this? a person for ants? ❞

     ❛ AS if I haven’t heard that one before. Try again. ❜

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     ❛ WRITING is akin to a curse, I tell you. ❜

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nurseryrhymed‌.

     “buu.. you’re no fun..”  fool. she already knows. 

      ❛ WHAT did you expect ? ❜  

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nightmonarch‌.

        “Oh….”

        “What does fuck mean, Hans?”

       ❛ ... MASTER, are you being serious ? ❜ Even Hans Christian Andersen can’t figure that out. 

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nightmonarch replied to your post:       ❛ GIVEN the sort of servants that are...

Oh boy what’s going on now.

      ❛ SOME servant taught Nursery Rhyme the word, fuck. ❜

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nurseryrhymed‌.

    “learn what learn what learn what??” 

    ❛ THE moment I teach you is the moment hell breaks loose. Though, I’m sure some vulgar servant will inevitably teach it to you. ❜

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      ❛ GIVEN the sort of servants that are within Chaldea’s vicinity, it’s no surprise that she would eventually learn that. Good grief. What a child. ❜

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