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Lori. Female. Pansexual. Just about ready to give up on life. What's new? Friend code: 0877 - 0155 - 0369 Snapchat: thestriderrider Sidebar art by unknown (Please notify me if you know the artist)

[metallikato]

I’m sorry I keep drawing sad people

[bugbearo]

narutos idea of what a hot woman is

narutos idea of what a hot guy(s) is

[wily-old-dangernoodle]

it’s like with girls he had no idea so he imagined a girl version of himself and went with it but with guys he had so many ideas he just couldn’t pick the best one so he went with all of them and… I’m not saying he’s 100% gay but he certainly is not 100% straight either

[shibaswrappedinblankets]

[dampsandwich-deactivated2016122]

mom i dont wanna go to school i dont feel good

[arirav]

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

just received some truly devastating news 

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

*picks up banana* hello

[xbox420-deactivated20141118]

your son. he is dead

[evenwhen-ihadnothing-ihadbu-blog]

How I Imagine Flight Rising

Dragon: Hello human, it is a pleasure to join your clan. What may I call you?

Me: Uh, Rachel. What's your name?

Dragon: I have many names. The name of the stars and planets aligned on the day of my birth, the name that was given to me by my clan where I was raised, the name I chose for myself when I came of age, the name I will take when I am called to serve the Icewarden, praise be unto him. None of these are names which your mortal tongue can comprehend, so you may give me another name of your choosing.

Me: Gummy.

[cicadachild-deactivated20191130]

"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"

yo i’m straight not blind

[princess-missyy]

One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

[vozotroz]

You’re just like my daughter!

[vozotroz]

Imagine you beat a game you’ve been playing for 3 years and then go back to a regular life with memories from the game and everyone in it , then stumbling upon a lil salamander that LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE YOUR DAUGHTER FROM THE GAME. and just you realized wow you’re alive right now.

All of that actually happened to you and you sorta miss everyone from it.

[joyfulrabbit]

Brah

[wewerenotthefirst]

dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’

[vampiregerards]

at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween

[sixpenceee]

PREHISTORIC SHARK: MEGALODON

Megalodon is an extinct species of shark that lived 1.5 million years ago and as you can probably tell from the above pictures it was HUGE, here are some few facts

It’s teeth were over 7 inches long

It’s bite can deliver from 10.2-18.6 tons of force, enough to crush a prehistoric whale’s skull like a grape

It feasted on prehistoric whales, dolphins, squids, fish, and even giant turtles 

It’s fossils have been found all over the world

No one knows why it went extinct

SOURCE

[spideysleftnut]

because those motherfuckers were scary as fuck and god said no that’s why

[wizardrights]

my friend’s really into sharks and she told me that she was watching a documentary that said they might not actually be extinct

[galapogostiks]

GUYS

HOLD YOUR FUCKING HORSES

I HAVE MANAGED TO PINPOINT ONE OF THE BIGGEST TURNING POINTS IN COMEDY HISTORY

[lizzybenett]

hey if you’re a malia-positive blog would you mind reblogging this so i can follow blogs that don’t actually hate my baby????

[trapcard]

[evenwhen-ihadnothing-ihadbu-blog]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): relationship status?

ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?

(ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?

(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ: are you a hugger?

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﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?

(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?

| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?

(ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧: sexual orientation?

┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?

ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?

(づ￣ ³￣)づ: have you ever been in love?

(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?

ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?

ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?

（╯°□°）╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?

♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!

◔̯◔: what time is it?

◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?

◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?