wait what

lily

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[meetthefatess]

she’s so couture 😋

[pancakeke]

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

[mysilent879]

[maezanilla]

Mi Nonita 💕

[koszmarnybudyn]

Portraits of Darkness Man and Bat Child.

[gleebor]

i am so here for the absolute shark jumping and system breakdown of the ccod finale. like yes girl roll 4 trillion dice. yessss help action from dnd 5e

[nat-a-nat]

and leprechauns can reroll forever

[dimension20fashionreview]

and then they kissed

[warren-keplers-funk-band]

i'm so enthralled by him. you could say... i'm in his thrall... HAH. vampires

[foxdoodles]

the prince of purpee, oregon

[bikananjarrus]

love everyone contributing to the absolute hoard of dice for emily to roll

+ bonus: some delighted emily faces

[vinnyvinret]

HJ many years in the future, Purpee is flourishing while Lavonte and him live in a beautiful house that they procured with money gained from their dual income male partnership

[captorations]

[animentality]

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless