hawke! writer in waitin’ for my brain to want in

“m-o-t-h-e-r FUCKERS” || verosika mayday supremacy || bi but mostly for sara lance || ☎️

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me on the road with my friend that doesn’t watch SPN:

me: *excitedly* did you see what they were driving?

my friend: …a car-

me: A BLACK 1967

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arthur (post-revival) in a mall for the first time:

arthur: there are so many hot models here

merlin: …those are mannequins

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when you’ve read too many fanfics to remember the plot-

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enid: *gives wednesday a calendar with hearts around all the wednesdays*

enid: because you’re my favorite date of the year!

wednesday: *loads crossbow and sharpens blade* what other dates?

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I cannot believe I have to gatekeep the reputation era from people who are the reason there was a reputation era

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the whole of tumblr on november 5th:

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and then just like clockwork the dominoes cascaded in a line, what if I told you I'm a mastermind?

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lestat: so um my family kind of wants you dead

antoinette: …ok?

lestat: right so i’m going to need to sever your finger

antoinette: *takes a deep breath* fine.

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if you'd never looked my way i would've stayed on my knees and i damn sure never would've danced with the devil

[orpheuslament]

cant believe something fucked up happened in the fucked up show about fucked up people :/

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Louis: I love you.

Lestat: *looks around the room genuinely confused* me?

Louis: We’re literally married.

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Lestat: mhmm yeah 100% you can fuck anyone you like!

Louis: *actually does it*

Lestat: how fucking dare you.

[cumulativechaos]

so blessed to live in a time when saying "the gay vampire show" does not immediately clarify which show you are referring to

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Louis in that one scene with Lestat:

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i’m watching supernatural rn and why is every conversation sam and dean have like:

Dean: *makes joke*

Sam: ok then how do you suggest we kill the nail-thirsty three headed stapler demon?

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charles & oliver acting like complete dads when mabel comes out to them:

Oliver: oh. OH! so she doesn’t have an art gallery…

Charles: don’t say it

Oliver: she has an art gay-llery

Mabel: what.

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if carolina was a person she’d my girlfriend no I’m not taking any comments rn thank you for your time