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Big News! Nicked a Paper

Minoru logging on.

Okay, Watchers, see that up there? That’s it! That’s the Daily Prophet, that wizard newspaper I keep posting about! I finally managed to nick one! And it looks like shite’s going down there too, cause it looks like they printed this girl in a real hurry.

Any who, turns out that famous Chaos Theorist, Damascus Rodgers, is a wizard! They'e everywhere, and not just here in the UK. I finished reading the article, and it appears that he was on loan from the United States magical government to out very own Ministry of Magic, but now he’s missing.

I can’t stay logged in much longer or a surprisingly tech savvy wizard cop (they call them Aurors) might catch on.

Minoru, Out.

Minoru logging off.

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rosemarymagic

Sour Cream’s listening to his music at the table which probably means he doesn’t want to be bothered but he still takes the time to say hey to Steven and that is just really sweet to me

waluigisgaybf

My mainconcern here tho is, how the hell did he know Steven was speaking to him?

hikashuma

Probably because although he doesn’t want people to talk to him he still pays attention to what’s going on at the table so he notices that Steven was looking at him and speaking directly to him.

Or maybe he was a good kid who turned down the volume so he could hear things being said at the table. Maybe he likes to listen but not be talked to?

sleepingjuliette

have a sappy late night comic. future vision, amiright?

odinsblog

If I Die In Police Custody…

In 2k15 America, Black people now have to proactively and publicly declare for the record that we, like anyone else, would neither lynch ourselves nor commit suicide while in police custody.

This is (apparently) necessary now because if we are caught being human and - even once - state that we were even momentarily sad or depressed, that single statement alone can and will be used against us by corporate media and the police to blame us for our own murders…at the hands of the police.

#SandraBland #SayHerName #BlackLivesMatter #JusticeForSandra

(to hear all of these Black women’s voices and to watch their full videos, please go to the tumblr or twitter of youth activist/organizer, millennialau. see full videos here)

maria-tries

why are you laughing steve

what do you mean we’re perfect for each other

steve

poolgirlatthevampiremansion

buckydancing-deactivated2016120

Steve and his cat and Bucky and his dog

Hey, about that heartsmith comic you reblogged... Apparently fuckyeahcomics reposted it without permission. The creator is trying to sell the comic and the fact that it's been reposted here is... not good. Just wanted to let you know. I'm sure you didn't reblog stolen art on purpose.

I certainly didn’t. Thank you for letting me know, I’ll take it down.

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

misandry-mermaid

Petition to start calling men who immediately ask for nudes “easy” and telling them to “have some self-respect”.

foulmilk

OH SHIT

solidsnakenendoroid-deactivated

mentally ill people arent even allowed to understand psychology and apply it to ourselves lmao only neurotypical people are allowed to think critically about the way their own brains work. mentally ill people have to be TOLD how our brains work FOR us, by a neurotypical person. i have a massive headache

instigatinglittleshit

‘Cause let’s be real, here. Despite what tumblr will tell you, it’s okay to not be attracted to fat people (or skinny people or anything in between). What gets your motor running isn’t really something you have complete control over. What you DO have complete control over is how you treat people you don’t find attractive. You always have the option to not be an asshole.

grinchlybear

not finding someone attractive because of their weight (or lack of it) is having a type.

Treating someone badly because of their weight (or lack of it) is shallow and hurtful. You don’t have to be sexually attracted to someone to be nice to them.

chronicallyillfemme

You don’t have to be sexually attracted to someone to be nice to them.

disneyismyescape

“Even though you weren’t born to us, you grew in our hearts. We will be forever connected because love is what makes a family.” - Deanna Kahler Some human Disney characters who were (in my opinion) adopted/fostered.