Don't make me be funny, I'm tired

it/it's if I can't be a creachur on tumblr then the world is dead

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[overtherails4u]

[tacky-jack-with-a-hat]

Maryland vs peta

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

[ckerouac]

It’s a universally known fact that you don’t fuck with our crab cakes here in Maryland.

Unfortunately, that second billboard is a photoshopped fake. BUT the real billboards that went up are just as fun!

So PETA put up that top billboard in 2018 in Baltimore, and the restaurant across the street, Jimmy’s Famous Seafood, put up a response. They also debuted a beer called, appropriately, PETA Tears, but I digress.

The ME was a subtle call out, a warning shot if you will.

But earlier this year (2023) right in time for Lent in very catholic Baltimore, PETA decided to try again.

To which Jimmy’s decided fuck that, let’s get two billboards this time. (WaPo)

No lie, ‘savor the sacrifice’ is my new favorite tag line.

[brightlotusmoon]

*peers out the window* Weird shit, mostly. It's fun living here.

[lovelyardie]

You don’t get between a Marylander and their crabs.

[maryland-theofficial]

Official Post of Maryland

[deathgripsforcutie]

i always thought it was funny how in the lord of the rings sam and frodo head out and after awhile sam’s like “mr. frodo if i take one more step this is the farthest from the shire ive ever been” and then a ways after they meet up with merry and pippin on their daily vegetable run like jesus christ sam get out of the house once in awhile

[macedonianmaniac]

I was NOT ready... But I loved it! 😂

[official-josh]

levels and magnitudes and orders of bisexual energy

[vesperosy]

this tweet has been fucking killing me

[rustybottlecap]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

There is… a lot going on here.

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[enki2]

[hug-bees]

1001 Dalmations

[parkchanwoohoo]

Incredible faces OP, love how loose the lines are and the expressions/profiles are brilliant

[qqchurch]

[which-ocs]

Which OC has this hat?

[killerqueenofficial]

Fidel Castro

[oflline]

[grinchlybear]

Ok pears thats great and all but can I read more of the article about the Druid burrowing out of the closet?

[blinkeasy]

Good Bones, by Maggie Smith / Witch Hat Atelier, by Kamome Shirahama

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[throathole]

Oh thanks but what the fuck does any of that mean

[anariel-the-elrond-apologist]

I’ve seen quite a few of these in my time, but this one takes the cake.

[throathole]

This is fucking killing me

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Repeat this to yourself until it begins to have meaning

[a-book-of-creatures]

Okay then since some of you need to be reminded of this:

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

If your field is strewn with roundels, you can describe it appropriately as being bezanty, hurty, golpy, and so on.

[trainbrain27]

[a-book-of-creatures]

2:30?????????

[teantacles-deactivated20200702]

A cut transgirl romance comic by Garun

[malefic35]

This just restored my faith in humanity

[zocomi]

Honey are you OK? You rebloged Garun’s comics 5 times today

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

Aight time to cry and reblog trans girl yuri again

[gif87a-com]

[nadiaoxford]

I don’t know a word of Korean, but I love how I can tell the chat is clearly cracking up at this.

[robotlyra]

“LOL I’M DRIVING” is a universal experience

[drtanner-dickery]

The chat going absolutely apeshit is my favourite part of this video.