The Magicians (show) sentence starters
season 1, part 2 of 3
episodes 6 through 9
75 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, violence, sexual themes
[part 1]
“Okay, I take it back. Maybe this is a waste of your time.”
“That’s a pretty acrobatic form of denial.”
“I’m not done with you. Consider it a warning.”
“Please, don’t come back here again.”
“If I was you, I would be curious.”
“Hello? Is someone being creepy on purpose?”
“Jesus, I’m not a virgin…”
“Wow, you’re really enjoying this, aren’t you?”
“I don’t even know what a chupacabra is.”
“I can already see we are immensely handicapped by your presence.”
“There’s a way. There’s always a way.”
“Oh, if you wanna insult me, you should try again.”
“If I had more, I’d give you more.”
“You ever want something so badly and then realize that it’s nothing like what you thought? And that maybe you are stupid for ever actually wanting it?”
“You look like your head’s about to pop off.”
“Celebrate the world you’re in, dummy.”
“_____, did you roofie me?”
“Can we skip down to where you realize you no makey magic here?”
“I am literally losing the will to live.”
“Look, talk to me. What’s going on?”
“Ask me something harder if you want us to get somewhere.”
“Ask me why I’m nice to you.”
“I had noticed you’re a tad brusque with everyone else.”
“I’m scared to tell you this, because it’s true. I’m falling in love with you.”
“I flirted with you that first day because you looked useful, and you were.”
“I’ve been using you this entire time.”
“I really didn’t see this coming.”
“I always hold back, _____. Every single day. I mean, I have no idea what I’m even capable of.”
“I don’t want to lose it… how it felt.”
“Sit. I do not ask and I do not order twice.”
“You think you know how to do this. I assure you, you do not.”
“A great magician is magic in his bones, blood, heart, and dick. Or lady parts. Whatever.”
“Why don’t you two just fuck?”
“Blood’s not gonna come out of that sweater. You should just throw it out.”
“Where you think you’re sticking that?”
“This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows.”
“I don’t have to tell you anything.”
“You are lucky you’re pretty.”
“Why is your face making that face?”
“I’m going to go take a nap and pretend that this entire conversation never happened.”
“Can we just talk about this seriously for a second?”
“Are you in love with me?”
“Hell is real, and it smells like Axe Body Spray.”
“Leave before I start screaming.”
“You stay out of my ass and there’s no blood fued necessary on my end. But come after me, and I will kill you and everyone that you care about.”
“I made a horrible mistake asking you to help. Please, leave.”
“Maybe we just need to accept the world for what it actually is.”
“I think about stabbing you all the time.”
“Please! You can’t keep doing this to me!”
“How is a voodoo doll supposed to help me?”
“What we love can be as important to us as our lives.”
“That’s kind of a personal question for two people who aren’t supposed to be in the same room.”
“Predictable’s not bad, _____.”
“Don’t bother with the performance.”
“I wouldn’t dream of fooling you.”
“You know I never wanted this. You forced my hand. I wish it could be any other way.”
“I don’t need to tell you how fucking pissed at you I am.”
“I don’t understand why we fell apart after being friends forever.”
“I’m working on forgiving you.”
“I’m going, and like it or not, _____, you should come.”
“_____, I’m stuck! Someone get me out of here!”
“This house is haunted as balls, is what that is.”
“Okay, this is a little kinky, even for me.”
“Some things just aren’t fair. We can’t make sense of them.”
“If the world goes after you, take it as a compliment.”
“What do you think redemption looks like, _____?”
“What if there really is a Hell and this takes me there?”
“Well, that bought us about ten minutes.”
“Let’s go dig up a dead body.”
“You can’t seriously be thinking of leaving them there.”
“This is exactly the kind of thing that we should be able to fix.”
“Life ain’t fair. Why in the high, holy fuck should death be any different?”
“Thinking that you can change anything… It’s such an act of monumental ego. I mean, who the fuck do you think you really are?”
