juliet

professional faggot || holy fucking fuck that body of yours is absurd

[every1hatesjuliet]

spence’s intro

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hai guys my name is michael/juliet/spencer and ummm i use he/she prns but like ina girl way.., i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby (look at the one single tag i added ok?)

black + filipino + icelandic

biromantic + aroacespec + intersex ok? ok

lowkenuinely WHAT do i put. umm i draw and i’m in band and also umm uhhh i like stuff.., interest list ig ✌️🥹 (HEAVY on the pink ones. pink is my favourite colour)

- hetalia

- supernatural

- tf2

- outlast

- disco elysium

- date everything

- dc/marvel

- the magnus archives

- aqotwf

- the game bully

- postal

-phm

-iron lung

-metalocalypse

- ninah

- other stuff prolly. bring it up i’ll like it

um. i’m hella niche and also lowkenuinely a fictkin of a million so heres that list too 🫩

- kim kitsuragi (disco elysium)

- michael (tma)

- skips shadley (date everything)

- scout (tf2)

- that fucking faggot alfred f jones.

- jean vicquemare (disco elysium)

- jon sims (tma)

- tim stoker (tma)

- a certain bully character but i’m not telling. guess

i yam a nonsharing yume ok? kat (all quiet on the western front), sam winchester (supernatural), flambae (dispatch), martin blackwood (tma), seductive woman (ninah), ALL the postal dudes (my gluttony sickens me) but heavy on movie dude, murderface (metalocalypse), umm others prolly idk this will be edited

DNI LIST!!!!!!!!!!

- hazbin hotel/helluva boss fans

- tadc fans

- TRANSMEDS + RADQUEERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- um thats lowkey it. basic criteria, proshippers, weirdos, -phobes, etc etc

hate to say it but i will be hornyposting. i am a freak like dat (u wanna search hornyposting on my page soooo bad 👀)

okay bye

[actualized-animal]

when your girl is into naked people so you turn her on by taking your clothes off #RegularPlay #Con

[gryffon]

[baryonyxtrainor4]

*plit plit pippippappip plit*

*wit plit pippip plit*

[operating-potato]

[yenthecat]

My roundness in all its glory

[disgustinggf]

[alessandriana]

[mortalstrikez-deactivated201702]

[forestgreenlesbian]

Reinhard H. / Alamy

[sjonni33]

no human is illegal 🕊️

[get it as a free poster download!] alts below↓

dutch, german, french, and spanish version

[wrigglewormz]

I feel like having wings violently burst out of your back would just feel really good. Like itd feel awful but also itd feel really satisfying.

[ialt0g]

grace want pancake question

[egg-ify]

they deserve a beach day

[a-sip-of-milo]

Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.

That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)

If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:

How to clean dishes by hand

How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)

How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)

How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)

How to mop the floor

How to sweep the floor

How to swallow pills

How to make small talk

How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)

It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.

[every1hatesjuliet]

jacksfilms is so jolly. his natural aegyo is so refreshing

[dibudani]

beware of 3Dfication! it could happen to you, to a friend, or even to your DOG!!

[womansart]

Sandrine Pelletier, White snake (2007), created using lace making techniques

[parsonkenny101-deactivated20161]

[jacksfoxevangeline]

All y'all better be reblogging this

[every1hatesjuliet]

#thinking about croomf. do they want me

[every1hatesjuliet]

i miss them should i unblock them

[every1hatesjuliet]

bruh i’m watching onward again and no joke this movie is sad as FUCK. maybe i’m just a little bitch boy but like