House M.D.

Everybody lies. Hilson ruins my life

[cickyart]

[czeko-serek]

god this is insane

[lilacstuck]

Ship so heavily implied even the main character's girlfriend was DREAMING about it

[sojatoals]

i've always wished that this show explored more of house in his pre-house md era because of scenes like these. on one hand, we get crumbs of how house was like from stacey's perspective...

... whereas on the other side of the spectrum, we get this from wilson:

[banedean]

chop chop grandpas. those medical practices ain't gonna malpractices on themselves

[icarusesdickarus]

has this been done already

[everybody-lies-housemd]

oh wow ANOTHER house rewatch?? who would have thought

[househrt]

need a scene where Wilson tosses a Vicodin in House's mouth like it's a Scooby Snack

[laurrelise]

my favorite 12 year-old boys

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

i squeal "oh my lovely pretty boy" at the screen and its just a 40 year old man in a suit punching his best friend

the 'should i really do this, i love him but should i punch him' thoughts behind those big brown eyes

and then the 'oh fuck it i wont get another chance to do this'

finally the 'ohshitthishurts'

[xxjasprboiilocked]

[semiohazard]

shout out to the 1000 yard stare wilson does when he's desperately trying not to laugh at something house did in case it encourages him

[wondersmith-and-sons]

shout out to house md youtube channel. if no one else got us (old man yaoi fans), i know you got us

[cuddyenthusiast420]

house serves cunt as often as cuddy serves penis. wilson serves neither but he does serve something. maybe liver

[greghatecrimes]

the fact that House fully has Amber in his phone as "cutthroat bitch" is so funny to me

[pigeonpalacade]

Yall knew it was coming

[taubposting]

just finished house put me on suicide watch

[everybody-lies-housemd]

everytime i finish house this is exactly how i feel