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she/her - 20 - minors dni

[abcdefuk-off]

The mentalist really is a top tier feminist tv show - like the sexy no-nonsense brunette with the gun saves the silly pretty blonde boy over and over and over again

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[paperclipsentimental]

patrick jane truly is a character of all time. he's arrogant. he's broken. he's haunted. he's funny. he's genuinely delighted by small pleasures. he likes breaking and entering. he's a tea snob. he's tortured frequently on screen. he flinches every time a gun goes off. he hides behind his female colleagues when he gets scared. he's a sociopath. he's a liar. he does magic tricks. he has basically no moral compass and will do anything to catch the guy who killed his wife and child, including lie to and use everyone he cares about. he sleeps on a mattress on the floor in the room his family was murdered in, with the calling card of their killer still on the wall. he loves children. he's very empathetic. he's the reason his family is dead. he loves setting traps and catching people in lies. he hates rich people and doesn't care when they get murdered. he's a card shark. he always knows what everyone is thinking. when people piss him off he makes their lives miserable. he hypnotises people all the time. he's a con man. he's the most honest guy you'll ever meet. like literally where else do you find a freak like that.

[super-jump]

‘Just two young punk rockers in love.’❤️‍🔥😘🤘🎸

[vamplire]

vampires kissing the spot they’re about to bite has me nodding my head like yup that’s the good shit right there

[i-am-a-fish]

Time for me to get my life together.

new bedtime schedule, 1 AM to 1:15 AM.

then, morning routine

1:16 AM: breakfast, eat 8 bananas no chewing

1:20 AM - (???): jog until unconscious

[fr33sh00tr]

if you sideline james rhodes for any ship at all you go to hell when you die and I'm the one sending you there

[plow-and-propose]

Lady my queen they could never make me hate you. I hope you get worse. I hope you backstab Dante again. I hope you do whatever you want forever

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[lilylovelle]

i hope you regret what you did. i hope the hurt will never leave you. i hope it will haunt you for the rest of your life and i hope you know that you ruined it. i hope you know that i would have never hurt you like that. i hope you don't know that i still love you and miss being able to call you my best friend.

[adventuresyettobehad]

it’s been a long week. i wish i could tell you about it.

[melanch0lyreincarnated]

Our friendship was genuinely my everything. Now whenever I see you, I am filled with disgust and hatred.

[martyrborne]

Devotion: profound dedication, loyalty, or love for a person, activity, or cause.

To love like a dog. To give everything and receive nothing but table scraps. To always want more.

[chilewithcarnage]

sorry gotta get my ‘friend that’s too woke’ on but I don’t think the solution to misogyny is more misogyny. like by all means rip into republican/right wing women but your critiques should be about how they’re evil soulless people not ‘haha they’re ugly/visibly aged. they don’t know how to put on make up!’ like i don’t fucking know man I don’t think any woman at all should be required to wear makeup or be made fun of for not wearing it ‘properly’ also let’s stop doing the ‘not conventionally attractive = morally bad’ thing. that last part especially be kicking y’all asses.

[sentientsky]

my little princess (he yearns for bloodshed)

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[dumblr]

When you get mad, take a deep breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. No one ever expects that.