Pineapples for President.

I like trains

[ruinedchildhood]

“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”

[fakegirlgamer-deactivated201510]

[actuallyakrampus-deactivated201]

you can do it jojo

[macabrekawaii]

lol no he can't 

[guooey]

One of the most important things I have learned today..

[drowningin-fantasies]

la prima notte di quiete (1972)

[jetix]

Tumblr really needs a "dont ever show me this post again" option

[srsfunny]

[toastbutteregg]

[assignedfaggatbirth]

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

[assignedfaggatbirth]

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

[assignedfaggatbirth]

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

[assignedfaggatbirth]

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[assignedfaggatbirth]

My masterpiece… is complete.

[chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181]

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

[doodleboots-deactivated20190129]

@musicalsandtrees

[scaldinghate]

I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

[instructor144]

[ruinedchildhood]

[stream]

Our tag is somehow on the list of tumblrs banned words 😑😒

[ruinedchildhood]

[chicks2010]

[darkpaladin]

[jurassic-parks-and-rex]

This is getting ridiculous.

[45percenterthen]

SPEECH PATTERNS WRAPPED. This year you absorbed 27 NEW PHRASES FROM ONLINE into your DAILY VERNACULAR. You opened a conversation with 'hi for the love of god hello' 32 TIMES! You enjoyed BLORBO from YOUR SHOWS for 298 HOURS! Your top artist was LITTLE GERMAN BOY from the CAVE OF BLÜNTSMOKEN

[klaushargreeveses]

You who swallowed a falling star, O’ heartless man, your heart shall soon be mine

[undiaungato]

おもひでぽろぽろ (1991) · Isao Takahata

[femgirlfriend-moved]

???

[weedforcats]

[sunshine-tattoo]

[dionis-gg]

What part of that is upcycled?

[daily-hp-shitposts]

Harry Potter film remake where everything stays the same except Allstar plays during the final battle

[qaradise]

me

[deanwinchesterapologist]

tumblr should do that thing netflix does where if you try to screenshot a post the screen blacks out. this would prevent containment breaches to instagram/twitter/tiktok and would force people to start coming up with their own jokes. more importantly it would allow a lot of us to stop living in fear

[everydayiampanickeling]

Omg..this is actually quite smart