gentleman, scholar, menace, monster

Writer, cosplayer, provocateur and soul-devourer extraordinaire. Blog full of reposts, random fandom stuff, bursts of sporadic writing and the occasional self promotional blathering. But mostly fandom junk. Very much over 18. They/them macabrekawaii on AO3

[lukadotxyz]

sniper wolf colour experiment :o

[lukadotxyz]

sniper wolf colour experiment :o

[desscaras-world]

every since i was a little i girl i always knew i wanted to turn a dynamic that is often flanderised by fandom as a parent-child relationship into a weird sex thing

[evergreen-femme]

im just so happy i live in a time period where actual meaningful biological transition is possible. even if we lose rights or the ability to exist in public, nothing can turn back the clock on that, and just by having any sort of access to that our lives are made immensely better. millions of our sisters throughout history would never have dreamed of a day where they could have what HRT does for us.

please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.

[t4t4t]

תפילה להפך – מאבן בֹחן | Prayer for Transformation, from the poem "Even Boḥan" by Rabbi Ḳalonymus b. Ḳalonymus ben Meir (1322) • the Open Si

A prayer by Kalonymus b. Kalonymus ben Meir that appears in his poem ספר אבן בוחן, יג Sefer Even Boḥan (§13), describing the author's wish t

[unabashedllamamusic]

Cursed be the one who announced to my father: “It’s a boy!"... ...How could he twist the course of the stars so much? How could he have erred so in his astrology? A lying tongue, a fool’s mouth it had given him For he foolishly transformed justice to poison He altered the law and transposed the lines

Oh, but had the artisan who made me created me instead – a worthy woman... ...I would say "how lucky am I"

Father in heaven who did miracles for our ancestors with fire and water... ...Who would then transform me from a man to woman? Were I only to have merited this being so graced by goodness...

What shall I say? why cry or be bitter? If my father in heaven has decreed upon me and has maimed me with an immutable deformity then I do not wish to remove it. the sorrow of the impossible is a human pain that nothing will cure and for which no comfort can be found. So, I will bear and suffer until I die and wither in the ground. Since I have learned from our tradition that we bless both, the good and the bitter I will bless in a voice hushed and weak: blessed are you [HaShem] who has not made me a woman.

I think I'm gonna go lay down for a little while.

[cockroachwars]

i am a catboy law truther thanks to @macabrekawaii

[skyrigel]

[violetdesolation]

[userfpurteen]

GAHAHHAHAA I made a comic!!! will I ever do it again? i don't know this killed me it took all night and all day 🚬👴🏻 I need to lie down.

this is a love letter to sanji and all the chefs in my life who I know and cherish

[boringkate]

Balls Are Stored in the Pee: How the Boba Tea Industry Can Tap Into and Profit From the Watersports Community

[disposableangel]

hey bro, wanna wrestle a bit, wanna play fight bro? wanna roll around on the floor as I try to pin you down but you’re stronger than I expected and you quickly dominate the game bro? wanna feel our bodies rubbing against each other, muscles flexing, body temperature rising, so close I can feel your breath and count your eyelashes,, wanna get me on my back, panting, pupils blown wide, your entire weight and strong hands keeping me in place as we try to catch our breath. your erection pressed against me but I don’t care cause I’m also hard and all I need is for you to fully claim your victory by claiming me, bro?

[bgm05]

New petplay dynamic is honeybee x beekeeper

[bgm05]

cant finish until daddy blows one of these things in my face

[bgm05]

reblog this version you cowardly louts

[pvtaaaa]

i’m fixing him [wet squelching noises]

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Trafalgar Law 10 - 26

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[yellow-cat]

[lux-scriptum]

No, you see, I wish to be an author. Not in marketing. Or an influencer. I wish to tell my stories, be told I did a fantastic job, and then go back to my hovel to scribble some more. I am delicate of constitution and awkward in crowds.

[thepleasuregoblin]

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

[datanazush]

Oh we’re talking about sex in fantasy settings are we?

[thepleasuregoblin]

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

[datanazush]

WAIT I HAVEN’T FINISHED TELLING YOU HOW THE DROW MATRIARCHS DISCIPLINE THEIR UNRULY MALE CONSORTS

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]