Every Day is Knife Day :] @everydayknifeday - Tumblr Blog

Hey I’m gonna leave for an indefinite amount of time (probably forever) so. Goodbye

hometoursandotherstuff

mildateo

@rainyydoves

pea-detector

greelin

bees really do like the color yellow btw. like if you’re wearing it they absolutely will follow you

greelin

wait hold on can’t bees be trained. I have the potential to do the funniest possible thing

beemovieerotica

maelwife

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized

areyoudoingthis

babe wake up ao3 came up with the only funny april fools joke in the history of the world

justplainsalty

The blog post is pretty great too.

nbvagabond

i have never understood or played magic the gathering, but i have nothing but respect for it after seeing this tittieless snake woman

you could have gone the easy route. you could have given her titties. but you didn’t. cause she’s a reptile. thank you mtg. thank you.

the-long-dog

She is feeling Fresh and Fabulous.

songofkeys

SHE SURE IS because she is literally finishing up a shed there, look, you can see the last of it clinging to her tail

but she’s already dressed again, after peeling off the skin that would previously have been under that armor

the only logical conclusion here is that she wanted a picture of herself at her SHINIEST and PRETTIEST and hurried to get dressed once enough of her fresh and shiny new skin was uncovered

I bet her bestie took the picture and has been eagerly waiting with the magical fantasy camera for like, hours

“oh my GOD T’sissra your scales are SO VIBRANT this picture is going to be AMAZING”

sumkitty-blog

Extra bonus points because she used that skin as part of her backdrop. Its like a banner behind her head.

‘Out with the old, in with the glam!’

heroofthreefaces

I read “finishing up a shed” and for a few microseconds I was like “sexy AND an accomplished carpenter”

weeabooparadise94

tsatsuma69

bees?

official-bee-posts

Official 60,000 bee post 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝

pinterestinfluencer

not enough scenes in books where characters kill someone and throw up afterwards. like something has to be done

#I have this :)

fairycosmos

how to help everyone in the world immediately right now

vitariesocks

don’t worry The Character I know your pronouns

spiribia

i like how we all ignore that soldier / poet / king is probably supposed to all be descriptors for jesus christ and we're all just like this is my 3 blokes from the last television show i watched