For a Friend. Of a Friend.

19. SA. About Everything.

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[colleenwing]

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

i love vibing w someone who’s just as goofy as i am ughhh my heart

[futurez-deactivated20200514]

You’re not asking for too much you’re just asking the wrong person

[imthelesbian-archive-deactivate]

am i constantly tired? yes.

but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.

[ugggghhhhhhhhhhh]

@thatgayavocado

[logicaldreamer]

“I’m too exhausted to explain my soul to someone again.”

— T. // ten word story #38

[luvbey]

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

[thepersonalquotes]

[conortduddy]

[gothcoast]

i’m ready to be kissed and loved and adored

[handholdingz]

[easilyxbummed]

[gnarhh]

[paradisefotografias]

[booasaur]

The Bachelor: Vietnam - Contestant confesses to another contestant

[chickenstab]

I GOT PIPE CLEANERS AND GOOGLY EYES AND I MADE A FRIEND TODAY

[chickenstab]

HIS NAME IS SPOOB

[chickenstab]

THE WILD ADVENTURES OF SPOOB

spoob, getting a refreshing drink

spoob, redefining the meaning of bird watching

spoob, trying on a new pair of shoes

he’ll grow into them

spoob, invading personal privacy

spoob, kissing his wife goodbye

for the last time

spoob

[chickenstab]

Update on Spoobs whereabouts!

I’ve gotten more messages than I could possibly count over the past several months about how and where Spoob is!

He’s been busy, traveling and vacationing all around

sight-seeing in aquariums

relaxing and tanning before summer’s end

bringing his hyper-realistic life-sized mannequin doll of his wife out for a romantic porch date

he even met his biggest idol!

he was so excited!

he’s been all over, having a blast. and he’s flattered that you all care how he’s doing! he’s even left a postcard from his latest vacation!

let’s just all hope he doesn’t suffocate from lack of oxygen before he gets back!

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

spoob stans tony :’)

[televisionandchill-deactivated2]