Every Garm

GARM I FUCKING LOVE GARM URGHFHHDH

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Heyy this blog was VERY heavily inspired by @everycanute you should totally go check them out if you’re one of them canute superfans‼️

Just like them, i will try to post 5 scenes a day

Started on 1/26/24

Tagging… key? Categories? Girl idk:

#some garm - garm panels where a good portion of his body/face is covered

#tiny garm - scenes of him where a lot of him is simplified and, like, ya

#headband hubby - him with his headband PLEASE HES SO CUTE WITH IT ON WH

#funny monkey man - scenes where he looks like a lil monkey /pos 🤭🤭 (aka the scenes where my friends begin to make fun of me for liking him BUT LIKE WHATEVER)

#silly billy - some of his dialogue is actually pretty goofy and I JS WANTED TO INCLUDE THIS TAG FOR SEARCHING PURPOSES

#personal favs - self explanatory

#not a garm panel - yea this is self explanatory too, again it’s only here for searching purposes

Lowkey like idk else what to put here💀 this’ll just be like a collection of scenes with garm in them cause i spend an ABSURD amount of time looking at him and felt i should share my shit with others who are as… silly for garm as i am

Oh and PLEASE LMK IF I MESSED UP SOMEWHERE (forgot a scene, wrong volume/chapter tags, etc) CAUSE I WANT THIS TO BE ACCURATE YK??

Anyway HAVE FUN LOOKING BYEEE

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YOU GUYS. YANDERE GARM. IM HSKFJXJD IM ACTUALLY SCREAMING LIKE… WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS I GENUINELY SQUEALED AND STARTED SLAMMING THE ARMREST OF THE CHAIR I WAS SITTING ON AND OH MY GOOOHDJYVDHFVV

Hes gay guys he literally has it for thorfinn‼️‼️ canute better keep an eye on him frfr

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He belongs in an institution i love him

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…where else can that spear thrustmBYE I I CANT I DID NOT JUST FUCKING TYPE THAT I AM SO GENYJNELY SORRY YOU HAD TO READ TGAT😭😭

yall one day many years from now, someones gonna find iut about thid blog and see all of the horrid shit i said about garm and im just gonnahave to awkwardly stabd there and watch in horror as they scroll through all of these posts HSLSJSJS

LIKE I CAN JUST IMAGINE IT GOING

“We need to talk. What. The fuck. Is this.”

*they pull up the garm postings*

“I- I WAS MENTALLY UNSOUND AT THE TIME I SWEAR”

“UNSOUND ENOUGH TO POST ALL OF GARM?? DUDE, YOU COLLECT PICTURES OF THIS MAN LIKE HOW YOU COLLECT POKEMON CARDS GOD DAMN”

“Ok first of all, wrong card game. Second, HE’S JUST VERY SILLY LEAVE ME ALONE”

“‘SILLY’ IS HOW YOU JUSTIFY DROOLING OVER A LITTLE RAT MAN RHAT ISNT EVEN REAL???”

“GIRL SHUT UP YOU LIKE BASIC MEN. YOU CANT BE TALKING. YOUR HUSBAND IS DRY, UNSALTED, BOILED, NO MARINADE, NO FLAVOR, NO TEXTURE, NOTHING. HES JUST CHICKEN BREAST, NOT EVEN WITH SKIN”

“OK YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK I-“

And then it just goes on from there💀

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Ok so not garm but i genuinely love this scene so much i just HAD to put it in here

LIKE GUDRIDS JUST SO SILLY I LOVE HER SMMM

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Garm looks so excited i almost feel bad for him

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THE POOKIES😍😍‼️‼️

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Ok hardly any garm on here but whatever

Also i didn’t take the time to consider this but now that i think about it, yeah the handle of garm’s spear is definitely made of metal

(idk this is so random but if i thought about it i would’ve just assumed it was dyed wood. But wood doesn’t make a “KSHIIIIING” sound, does it?)

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I AM SO SORRY BUT HIS FACE ON THE BOTTOM LEFT PANEL LOOKS SO

…I love garm with every fiber of my being, but i can’t not see the connection

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Me asf when when when when when uhhhhghjjhhh

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Garm’s dialogue can be taken so out of context in so many romantic ways it’s actually insane

Tbh if he turns out to be canonically gay i wouldnt even be surprised😭😭 first it’s “i can’t take my eyes off you for a second” and now we have “i want thorfinn, not you”

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“Yeah, sorry, but i don’t reaaally care if your grandson who is also next in line to the throne is about to get gutted by his pacifist cousin. Better luck next time!”

“THERE ISN’T EVEN GONNA BE A NEXT TIME YOU FUCKING-”

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“Fight me, Thorfinn! Let’s fight! Fight now! Time to fight!”

HE SOUNDS LIKE A MOM WAKING UP THEIR KID FOR SCHOOL IN THE MORNING BUT INSTEAD OF SCHOOL IT’S FIGHTING-