welcome to coruscant's most unhinged bookstore

we carry books, lightsabers, magical rings and various types of miscellaneous stuff that no one really needs, yet we all enjoy (lena, 24, she/her)

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listening to bridgewater for the first time (currently on episode 8) and can someone tell me how old vipin is? do we know??

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rex, singing under his breath: how can i be homophobic

rex, pointing at cody: my bitch is gay

cody, sighing: i am neither your bitch nor am i gay

rex:

rex: …you’re not?

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i don't necessarily agree with the headcanon that cody and anakin dislike each other but if it were true, it'd very likely be because cody has started to sound a lot like obi-wan and anakin simply cannot take two of them

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*carves jack-o'-lantern with a lightsaber* it’s spooky season bitches

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the whackest thing about andor dropping a whole ass three episode premiere is me not being able to watch them back to back because i don't have the time and now i can't open ANY social media platform without seeing spoilers

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cody in civilian clothing for a mission, staring at himself in the mirror: huh

rex, walking by: everything alright codes?

cody: the general just walked by, looked me up and down, said "smash" and then left. what does that mean?

rex:

rex: oh stars

[itscaptain-sir]

To be honest I only know because General Skywalker told me

[obiwanshusband]

I'll add that to the "Reasons General Skywalker is a Bad Influence" file.

[itscaptain-sir]

How big is that file now?

[nine-touched]

About 6’0”, 176 lbs, goes by the name of Fives.

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forgot to reblog this again because i saw the additions at work but i can confidently tell you i laughed so hard i had to collect myself for a solid five minutes before facing my next patient. truly a gorgeous joke, fives would appreciate it i'm sure

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cody in civilian clothing for a mission, staring at himself in the mirror: huh

rex, walking by: everything alright codes?

cody: the general just walked by, looked me up and down, said "smash" and then left. what does that mean?

rex:

rex: oh stars

[thedroidsyouarelookingfor]

Variant Covers for High Republic Adventures Annual #1

Art by Jon Lam and Ben Harvey

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sometimes i look at pictures of the moon knight cast (read: oscar, ethan, may) and i think 🤨🤨 why are there three people when we have four main characters 🤨🤨 and then i remember oscar literally plays two of them

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anakin: ...and so i sent fives to do research as a punishment, cause i know he hates that, and echo wasn't even allowed to help him

obi-wan: interesting

anakin: why, what do you do when your men don't follow orders

obi-wan: cody or the rest?

anakin: is there a difference?

obi-wan: .....no

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finished the fallen star and now i have to go to work after sobbing on my floor for an hour if you think about reading this book, do not

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obi-wan in john jackson miller's kenobi: i have arrived on tatooine. i will change my name and live a quiet and peaceful (if sad) life in my sand cave with tons of garbage and not speak to anyone ever. i may no longer be a jedi.

also obi-wan: saves the day at the first sign of trouble, uses his lightsaber left and right, plays mind tricks with the force, accidentally makes at least three people fall in love with him

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i'm reading the fallen star and i'm literally scared shitless of something happening to stellan or bell

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obi-wan, after a mission: so, how bad is it?

cody: i'm afraid i don't know what you mean, sir

obi-wan: your injury, commander. how bad is it?

cody, sweating nervously: you must be mistaken, general, i'm perfectly fine

obi-wan, raising his eyebrow at the trail of blood behind cody: uh huh

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literally what was khonshu trying to accomplish by chasing steven through the scary, dimly lit hallways of that storage unit??? poor british cupcake is utterly terrified running for his life and this unhinged egyptian moon god is like "haha, nice.....pacman"

[pedropascal24-7]

The Space Sisters have beautiful curly hair

I just want to run my fingers through it

[kenobiwanx]

besties