top Two court jesters of the world

much like edmond honda we can fly up and across (21 in both years and number). she/her if you’re cis and it/it if you’re normal

[midibuttons-deactivated20230327]

[feminarchyboss]

we all got that 1 friend that brings a sadomasochistic vibe 2 the hangout

[duchessvongooseberg]

buckle my shoe 😊

[androcola]

[tomb-mold]

you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

[vodka-and-fedoras]

friendly fucking reminder do NOT post about your lootdrops publicly!!! this post is a great example of "table baiting" to get you to reveal what valuables you drop on death WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY PUTTING YOU AT RISK OF FARMING!!! think for a second and be safe out there!!

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[mint-swirl]

straight up i haven’t been looking for a new job i’ve just been blowing each and every unemployment check on balloons to tie to people’s chihuahuas to make them float away never to be seen again

[everyluxoziatonce]

New sf6 patch makes me glad I hopped off and left town and moved two thousand miles from the last person to have played me in it. They’re doing some SFIV Omega Mode shit to these characters. Why does Dee Jay’s [2]8LK need the ability to go literally nowhere, you’re already feinting with the shit ass hitboxless half duration version of upkicks

[googieghoul]

getting emotional over this meme

[foilflingza]

god tier recommendation

[yellbug]

addicted to sending this clip from twilight to my friends whenever they are in a situation where i think they should lie

[villains-are-my-heroes]

I feel like this is what Robert Pattinson sees in his peripheral vision whenever he's doing an interview.

[general-sleepy]

[Video Description: A clip from Twilight: New Moon. Bella looks tensely at Laurent. A ghostly apparition of Edward appears between them and grimly says to Bella, "Lie." She looks mildly startled, shuts her eyes, then looks mildly confused and says, "Yeah, absolutely. All the time." Immediately, Edward's ghost says emphatically, "Lie better." End Description]

[pusong-mangga]

@funnier-as-a-system

[oneinchbarrier]

Homosexual artifacts.

[odddogs]

(source)

i mean he does seem super pattable

[savedgame]

ok

[socialjusticeandvideogames]

Egg prime directive basically boils down to "better let a trans woman wallow in misery and die than maybe briefly annoy a cis man" and honestly if that's not the clearest indicator of transmisogyny I don't know what is.

[qelflinq]

The pig on my witch is fading away😢

[birdsmybeloved]

Complete

[epicsause-official]

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW