oh my god, patrick, it's you! you're Breaking Bad!

22 - i'm like if a man and a woman had a baby

[peridescent]

finally thought of a new URL after seven years

[memorycycle]

(to the tune of working on the railroad) iiive been working on the railrooad

[animalcrossingmemes]

[perfectlynormalperson]

[bippus]

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

[sagehole]

we love to applaud performative masculinity

[bippus]

I was a stoic

[ratliker1917]

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

[ratlicker1917]

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

[ratliker1917]

Delete this account immediately.

[contemptible-scoundrel]

how it feels to decline when the self-checkout kiosk asks to round up fourteen cents to support homeless veterans

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[giftofgabber]

Laughing when feeding ducks = legend move

[byjove]

ACTUALLY, MAD RESPECT HE WAS A MACHINE.

[myteetharewhitewithsin]

[cryptotheism]

Hey jsyk op of that post disgraced their dojo

[medievaljournalist]

shaman visits shrine without proper offerings: air spirit enters berserk state, shaman is killed by gale winds

shaman visits shrine with proper offerings: auspicious wind reveals cache of gold coins buried under layer of dust

now do you understand how important this shit is?

[apjvff]

this site ain't so bad. it's something to do in the mornings while ur bread toasts, right? ^_^

[beadyeyes]

Welcome to I want u Cafe. You'll be having an iced vanilla latte.

[cali]

it felt so absolutely incredible

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[pjackk]

i thought you got scrapped for parts

They did i had to go aroind with only 1 arm attached to my neck and I thugged it out piece by piece. Still missing my right hand fingers and i find out whos responsible im gonna kick some ass i NEED to bust so bad and i cant

[rylandgraces]

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything