[rowanisawriter]

dashboard simulator

mutual 1: i have to quit my job

mutual 2: i have to quit my job

mutual 3: i have to quit my job

mutual 4: i have to quit my job

mutual 5: i have to quit my job

mutual 6: i have to quit my job

mutual 7: i have to quit my job

mutual 8: need to peel him like a banana

mutual 9: i have to quit my job

mutual 10: i have to quit my job

[bookwyrminspiration]

there's a common belief that artists know how to make art. this is untrue. i've yet to meet a single artist who has any idea what they're doing

[heartseeker]

sorry im hungober and probably still drunk a little bit but please tell your dog happy (4th??) birthday also cool wwe cat very good very nice have a good day sorry im definitely still a tad drunk have a bice day

LMFAO thank you

[infectiouspiss]

Is it acceptable that I do shave my legs only because it’s easier to put lotion on my legs when they aren’t too hairy and I do like the feeling of smooth skin when I finish up with it.

I also only really do it once or twice a month so sometimes I do go out in public with hairy legs.

come on man i'm on my lunch break can't you wait???

[guerrillatech]

[heartseeker]

i do im celebrating my dogs birthday

shes turning 2

[bats-online]

Ideas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drink

Ideas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eat

Ideas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racism

Ideas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello World

Ideas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them

Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?

Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of goo

Ideas in the 2020s: What if there was a website where you could talk to Pepsi

[unification]

happy birthday america. just one bite of hamburger would begin to degrade my body. much respect

[unification]

such a beautiful, generous people

[nick-nonya]

[sadomiasochasm]

Don't jerk off in anger

[imathers]

[dogpuppy]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event 

[bpdcassidy-archived-deactivated]

Come on, now, op. We all know squidward doesn’t go to the club.

He’s one of those “I’m not like other gays” gays who goes home to a bottle of wine and his obscure 50s vaudeville records, and then mopes because he can never find a boyfriend.

[calamaricarlo]

I love this website so much

[cinnamonghost]

[mothcub]

She can smell it.

[cxrvidteeth]

[rooji-r]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[extraordinary-machine200]