letters and lovenotes

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

*someone asks me to do something in my job, where i am paid to do things*

[refinery29]

Donald Trump, a man who has never been elected to any public office, just tried to describe the Presidency to Hillary Clinton, the most over qualified candidate in the history of our country.

Gifs: NBC News

[zenathezee]

The purest friendships are the ones where you stare at each other like it’s the camera on the office whenever someone says something dumb

[froghatdeleting-deactivated2014]

the clock strikes midnight. all americans begin to morph into their true form.

[ohvegeta]

fuckin ready

[libertarian--princess-deactivat]

can confirm

[buzzfeed]

This has been a Big Dog Appreciation Post. You may now continue scrolling.

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[yizere]

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[pleasedontcutily]

tear in my heart//twenty one pilots

[770rd]

[alexander]

Picture 1 & 2: Hillary Clinton campaign rally at East Los Angeles College in Los Angeles on May 5th, 2016

Picture 3 & 4: Protesters outside of Hillary Clinton’s campaign rally at East Los Angeles College in Los Angeles on May 5th, 2016

Picture 5 & 6: Over 16,000 people at the Bernie Sanders “A Future To Believe In” rally on May 9th 2016, in Sacramento, California. 

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[assgod]

But she’s getting those (tv) votes in the polls…hm

[head-above-waters]

how in the FUCK is Hillary winning tho I don’t understand

[flurry-of-beaus-pop-pop]

The election is rigged. That’s how. 

[alexander]

^^it’s literally as simple as that, like some people refuse to believe it but there are county clerks across several states currently under investigation and pending trial because of it!

[alexander]

EVERYONE PLEASE READ THIS: http://justicegazette.org/bernie-defrauded-in-ca.html

[shezinlove]

https://instagram.com/p/BElZpoyx2SN/

[micdotcom]

Watch: “Liberal Redneck” suggests some other countries where these bigots can go live.

[matchgirl42]

“You’re a white person in America, so I could see why you’d think this, but tellin’ other people how to live is actually NOT a right you have.”

DING DING DING

[everydayiztumberling]

[agoodflyting]

It’s really refreshing to see this, coming from someone who lives in the South.

[catscratching]

I honestly have to second the last comment on this.  I’m so used to the South being a bastion of racism and other grossness, it’s so good to see a Southerner calling people on their shit.

[stability]

[totalariana]

When you ask your Mom for money and she ask where your money at

[andrewbelami]

your mom:

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[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died