small and gay island

hiiii i'm simon he/they | 26 | bi | 18+ | blorbo enthusiast

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Kate Bush at home using her Fairlight CMI synth (c. 1980)

[everymlmhybrid]

I’m so sweaty but I can tell I’m that type of anxious where you have to wear yourself out in order to resolve it. So. We’ll see how that goes for me

[everymlmhybrid]

Why did they start with playing stuck in the middle with you only once I started to leave for the day. Walmart radio is sentient and it HATES me except when it loves me

[batavias]

sucks I wasn't born in the 40s cause I swear to fuck I could've gotten a job at the current age I am now. I could've been paid to remote view ants nests in laboratory conditions by the government for the development of certain new lethal insecticides. honest to God people just had the most fuckin whatever jobs back then. It makes me sick to think of all the money I missed out on from not being born in the prime circumstances to do some complete bullshit. They used to have a woman sitting behind a desk who's entire fuckin life was to just be a woman sitting behind a desk at certain companies back then. [getting so mad I'm making shit up] she didn't even like, do administration, or come as a recommendation from a typing school or anything. she just fucking meowed at people passing by enticingly to earn the goodwill of potential terrorists who might've constituted a threat to the company

[mjalti]

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

[everymlmhybrid]

I thought that said post not pro and that was 10x more thought provoking

[everymlmhybrid]

I don’t know what this insane person means but I do want to have a scary smoke sesh at their place and leave feeling very confused. I need that. For growth.

[everymlmhybrid]

What is in the air today we all need to take a Benadryl and go to sleep I think

[pistol-kitten]

i was just trying to find a post, man

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[polkadotmotmot]

Elena Wuest - An Afternoon Tea II, 2026 - Oil on canvas

[grumfy]

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

[everymlmhybrid]

Nobody let me unbutton my shirt today the one I have under it is the I Love Eating Ass BDG shirt

[everymlmhybrid]

He claims to feel free meanwhile he’s still sad and his ex husband is just playing with his baseball having a nice Saturday. Sure man.

[everymlmhybrid]

Freddy and Larry divorced on my tomodachi life island last night everyone

[everymlmhybrid]

Putting up with a lifelong ocd trigger in this video so I can see a cute crab #recovery

[everymlmhybrid]

Second mocha time yeuppppppp