small and gay island

hiiii i'm simon he/they | 26 | bi | 18+ | blorbo enthusiast

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

Make sure you spend $4000 this summer on iced lattes and pasta salad from the cafe

[everymlmhybrid]

God I wish it was smoking whatever gaylors are smoking

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[angelsaxis]

i went to queer history and signaling and i didnt see taylor swift

[blackbird-brewster]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

do you ever read a ‘callout post’ where the summary on top is like ‘they EAT BABIES and RUN A COFFEE SHOP FOR MURDERERS and they HATE GAY PEOPLE’ and then you scroll down and actually read the post and it’s like, they posted about lamb chops once, they work at starbucks and one time someone who killed someone had a coffee at that starbucks, and they made a ‘fruit (derogatory)’ joke once

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

[glumshoe]

some of the time it’s this, some of the time it’s shit like “six in-depth paragraphs about problematic opinions on Steven Universe followed by an offhand mention of the time they faked their own illness and death in order to pose as their own fictional partner and crowdfund medical and funeral expenses”

[everymlmhybrid]

It'd be a lot easier to opt for just controlling the population of dangerous/invasive pests over driving them to extinction if the president couldn't just decide that environmental concerns are woke bullshit one day and cut shit willy nilly

[everymlmhybrid]

What do you mean screw worms are back

[longseasons]

This is My Blog ..... And No One... Can Take It Away

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

oh! the space needle is a cute mascot base for seattle’s MLB team! i wonder how they managed to communicate that in a big foam costume?

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[stuckinapril]

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

[everymlmhybrid]

Refused to run picks and they listened to me ?

[everymlmhybrid]

Ok now everyone shut up I'm ZONING AND DUSTING!!! My fave tasks....

[superbratjesser]

free my man he did nothing wrong

[brimstone-cowboy]

Lamb of the apocalypse

[feastofsnakes]

hey sorry I snapped at you, I've just had a really hard day and [remembers focusing on myself is selfish] maybe it's your fault for provoking me?

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[chantylay]

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

[everymlmhybrid]

Didn't block anyone in the tags this time #peace 🫶✌️💖🕊

[sequenceofmind]

Edward Norton as Aaron [1/?] Primal Fear (1996)