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I’m so sweaty but I can tell I’m that type of anxious where you have to wear yourself out in order to resolve it. So. We’ll see how that goes for me

#I need to do laundry and Then I’m allowed to play my game but if I can clean the bathroom I’m sure that’ll knock me out lol

Why did they start with playing stuck in the middle with you only once I started to leave for the day. Walmart radio is sentient and it HATES me except when it loves me

batavias

sucks I wasn't born in the 40s cause I swear to fuck I could've gotten a job at the current age I am now. I could've been paid to remote view ants nests in laboratory conditions by the government for the development of certain new lethal insecticides. honest to God people just had the most fuckin whatever jobs back then. It makes me sick to think of all the money I missed out on from not being born in the prime circumstances to do some complete bullshit. They used to have a woman sitting behind a desk who's entire fuckin life was to just be a woman sitting behind a desk at certain companies back then. [getting so mad I'm making shit up] she didn't even like, do administration, or come as a recommendation from a typing school or anything. she just fucking meowed at people passing by enticingly to earn the goodwill of potential terrorists who might've constituted a threat to the company

mjalti

nothing is real and then all of a sudden everything is very real with no warning

#yeah

I thought that said post not pro and that was 10x more thought provoking

#still willing to smoke with that insane person tho. just wanna see what’s up.

I don’t know what this insane person means but I do want to have a scary smoke sesh at their place and leave feeling very confused. I need that. For growth.

What is in the air today we all need to take a Benadryl and go to sleep I think

pistol-kitten

i was just trying to find a post, man

xtec

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

noneuclideangarf

spent too long on this

polkadotmotmot

Elena Wuest - An Afternoon Tea II, 2026 - Oil on canvas

grumfy

just learned that my friend’s sister likes to learn what cologne her boyfriends’ dads wear and then buy it and layer it with her perfume when they’re having sex to create a Freudian effect. omg

#I wish I liked dating I’d do this to dudes

Nobody let me unbutton my shirt today the one I have under it is the I Love Eating Ass BDG shirt

He claims to feel free meanwhile he’s still sad and his ex husband is just playing with his baseball having a nice Saturday. Sure man.

#pure cope smh #don’t worry I have plans for their divorce era. I’m hoping Freddy joins the revolving door of people getting rejected by Martin Vail

Freddy and Larry divorced on my tomodachi life island last night everyone

#and then I gave Larry food so good he got over it immediately even though he was max level depressed about it #Freddy initiated the divorce Larry was literally perfectly happy. my evil son that I hate.#also the food was apple pie I just double checked to see #mind you I literally told Freddy to work it out and then instead got the most depressing cutscene of all gamer time

Putting up with a lifelong ocd trigger in this video so I can see a cute crab #recovery

#let the obsessive thoughts just roll through your mind and notice they don’t touch you. much like a crab in its shell.

Second mocha time yeuppppppp

The Greek choir in my mind at all times

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