Too old to be idealistic, too young to be jaded.

FAIRY GAYMOTHER//Drunk Great-Grandma//My best comedy is in the tags./ Loyal Soldier of the Helena Klein Defence Squad/ Partner of the alpha/ Wife of a hustler/ Wizard Familiar/ First Daughter/ Married a Gorgon/ Love of a Superhuman/ I like other things apart from the Lovestruck Lesbian romances, honest.../ I'm Australian, so that means I cuss a lot. I'll try to keep it clean, but I make no promises. It's going to happen./ Older than the average tumblr user.../Formally known as nooneknowsimgayaf

[everyoneknowsimgayaf]

Attention

My wife likes to take photos of me while I'm sleeping.

While this does creep me out a little, it means I get to wake up to gems like this.

(I have no idea what dimension my hand is coming from)

And this

Minion needs her face as close to me as she can, even if that sometimes means cutting off my breathing.

Now please enjoy your regularly scheduled programme

[bunjywunjy]

mk 3.0. pretty damn good actually, I think it just needs less sugar next time

[everyoneknowsimgayaf]

I'm sorry but for a minute there I thought you had burnt your nachos and I was very sad for you

[cameoappearance]

I’m a huge fan of how rhodochrosite can either look like beautiful pink flowers, like pointy red crystals, like little Barbie-pink orbs, or like meat

[ image description: rhodochrosite in each of the previously described forms, ending with some rhodochrosite stalactite chunks that look like breaded hams and one piece that looks like a raw steak growing out of a rock. ]

[embershx]

[image description: ’She has the range’ meme.]

[theriu]

I just cannot ever not reblog this, it is my new favorite, I WISH TO HAVE A PIECE OF THE BEAUTIFUL MEAT STONE

[everyoneknowsimgayaf]

Forbidden deli meat

[rongzhi]

Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension

[sunsmudge-peachmoon]

#how DARE you say tumblr should send me phishing emails

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

[everyoneknowsimgayaf]

Who pissed on the floor?

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[everyoneknowsimgayaf]

That black hole has beautiful eyes

[everyoneknowsimgayaf]

I'm running an experiment. Please disregard

[avpol]

the soup poll AKA where are the chunks?

occasionally when discussing lunches and dinners and other such wonders i get the feeling when i say "Soup" i mean another persons definition of "Stew", and our communication is somewhat skewed. please tell me how you identify your wet meals

when you think of soup and stew, what do you think of?

soup and stew are the same thing, the words are interchangeable

soup and stew are different things (soup is just liquid, stew has chunks in it)

soup and stew are different things (soup has chunks in it, stew is just liquid)

they are different things, but i often/always use "soup" for both

they are different things, but i often/always use "stew" for both

somehow you did not account for my opinion, which i will regale to you below

Voting ended onAug 31, 2023

if you so desire, detail your decision With the place you grew up/learned your distinction in the tags

[kitchenalia]

if i heard that a woman aborted a fetus because prenatal screening had revealed a disability that i shared, i would simply not shame her

[kitchenalia]

RIP to people who think bodily autonomy is conditional but im different

[kitchenalia]

i’ve been getting a lot of comments/questions about this post. some is good, some is bad. i’ve decided not to respond individually and instead say:

i said what i said. i wasn’t confused about saying it.

if i found out a woman had aborted a fetus because she found out that fetus had a disability that i have—disabilities that i have firsthand knowledge of being painful, difficult to live with, and often resource-intensive—i would not be angry with her. i would not feel like she doesn’t think people like me should not be alive (unless she actually said so).

fetuses are not little potential “you”s. projecting your own anxieties onto a woman’s abortion (”i wouldn’t have wanted to be aborted” is common reasoning in plenty of pro-life circles; it’s not better here) is invasive and nonsensical.

bodily autonomy isn’t conditional. you don’t know a woman’s exact reason for abortion and you don’t need to. women’s rights to abortion need to be protected, even if you feel icky about some potential reasoning behind an abortion, which you aren’t even fully privy to in the first place.

disabled people should always be in the care of people who have the resources and desire to take care of them. insisting that disabled children be born simply to ease your own moral qualms with abortion is frankly unethical in my opinion, resources are often very slim for disabled people. not to mention our quality of life is often just lower in general. you can argue all you want in the notes about “mild” disabilities but you aren’t the arbiter of what constitutes a mild enough disability to make an abortion terrible and immoral and shame-worthy. 

women aren’t vessels. regardless of how morally pure you feel your crusade is, they simply aren’t.

speaking as a disabled person, energy is literally always better spent on changing society—by increasing resources for caretakers and disabled people alike, speaking frankly about quality of life, correcting notions about what disabled people’s lives are like, punishing mistreatment of actual disabled people [not potential ones], and putting research into easing the pain/suffering of people as much as possible—than it is on getting mad about women getting abortions. and it isn’t just better spent that way, it’s just immoral to do the latter.

in conclusion: RIP to people who think bodily autonomy is conditional but im different.

[jabberwockypie]

If I believe that everyone should be able to access abortion, at any time, for any reason - and I do! - then that’s also allowing that people may have abortions for reasons I disagree with - and it is none of my fucking business, because it’s not my body.

How would that even work? How could you even enforce that? “Anyone can have an abortion EXCEPT you, because your fetus would be born with a disability”? That’s just nonsensical.

I’m disabled and I’m sick of those anti-bodily autonomy assholes using disabled people as a prop - or those same people using “disabled children” as a euphemism to mean a fetus with fetal abnormalities that are incompatible with life, as a way to prevent people from accessing abortions later in pregnancy.

[findingfeather]

RIP to people who think bodily autonomy is conditional but I’m different.

No forced pregnancy or forced birth is moral. I don’t care why the force is being applied.

[ineffectualdemon]

You can advocate for more resources and education so more people are able to care for a disabled child

AND

support complete bodily autonomy and a person’s right to choose in all cases. Even if you personally don’t like it

You can support two things

[ohheyitsjustjinx]

Take a fruit and pass it on

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🍓

🍊

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🥭

🍇

🍑

🍒

🥝

🍉

🍐

🍋

Voting ended onAug 23, 2023

[skykittywhatchamahcallit]

I think this is an incredibly important video to watch

[everyoneknowsimgayaf]

In a mood. Please give me your least fun "Fun Facts"

I'll start: Scurvy causes all of your old scars to open into fresh wounds.

[chaser]

[chaser]

Most appreciated

[mollyjames]

Tumblr, buddy, listen to me. This is an unprecedented opportunity. You can snap up all of the pie here, and become defacto internet goodguy easy. All you gotta do is... drop the nsfw ban. Unambiguously. Announce that dicks are back on the menu. You want people subscribed the blogs? You want people to actually use your Post+ function? Porn. Let us use it for porn. The youngins aren't joining this site anyway, you're not competing with tiktok. The vaguely horny 20-40 demographic though? You can have that. You can have all of that. Think about it.

[mollyjames]

Do you know how many pinup artists alone are itching to come back to tumblr, but dont because of the unclear, seemingly arbitrary application of your nsfw policy? These are insanely talented people who are practically begging to give you content. For free. But you gotta change the policy. We can't keep dancing around this. Just think of publicity. The drama. A complete 180. You'd kill it tumblr. You could make it happen. Please.

[fearthefuzzybear]

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

[wizardshark]

Training for the big race

[everyoneknowsimgayaf]

Had to let lil snail fren complete their very important crossing and I was very pleased I did

[ewa-jednak-chce-spac]

The one true ultimate shipping tournament - which of my ships is the best? Choose wisely! Round one, duel 14/64

Kristoff x Anna (Frozen)

Antares Fairchild x human main character (Lovestruck's Starahip Promise)

Voting ended onMay 25, 2023

[everyoneknowsimgayaf]

I'm sorry but this is fucking hilarious

[charlataninred]

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

[meraarts]

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

[eater-of-hopes-and-dreams]

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

[blitzlowin]

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)

The Monster of Sentan

The Witch’s Cat

Raise Both Children

Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)

Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)

My Arch Nemesis Cynthia

Pirates and Mermaid

Eindred and the Witch

The Demon King

The Cornerwitch

Grandmother Beetroot

Apocalypse Daycare Worker

Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon

New Year Saga

A Story About Changelings

Ranger in the King’s Forest

The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit

Goblin Men (Canines)

[charlataninred]

I am in love with you /p

[inkvoices]

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

[inkvoices]

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

[lightningladybug]

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

[inkvoices]

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

[dannnnnnnnnnnnex]

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 1: NINA TUCKER (fullmetal alchemist) VS ALEXANDER TUCKER (Fullmetal Alchemist!)

FIGHT

nina

alexander

Voting ended onApr 13, 2023

[giulia2372]

I-

I don't know how to feel about this

[everyoneknowsimgayaf]

It grows and yet stays the same