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Eridan roleplay blog. I can rp with any Homestuck character. All the interactions are online unless given location. MAGIC ANON: None CLICK THE "more" BANNER FOR MORE.

[theoceaniswonderful]

Shrimp @ Caves by adamzubairi

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

((HAVE U EVER REALIZED U REBLOGGED THE WRONG THING ON THE WRONG BLOG BUT THIS ISNT A FUCKIGN SIDEBLOG))

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

==> Go on the date.

[yiffer420-deactivated20150313]

Upon noticing the highblood leaning against him, Karkat blushed softly, turning his attention back to the movie. It eventually faded away as he grew more and more comfortable with the other’s proximity, how long had it been since he’d actually cuddled anyone? Long enough, he supposed. A soft smile tugged at his lips. It was nice. No, something other than nice. But instead of searching his vocabulary for a better word, for once, he told himself mentally to shut the fuck up.

He looked up at Eridan again mid-hum, Grease Lightning playing now. he casually rested his head on Eridan’s shoulder, settling himself in closer. He quickly snapped his gaze away as Eridan looked down at him. Feeling the nudge, Karkat looked back up at him, cocking his head as his cheeks began to take on a reddish hue once more.

"You do…?" Wow voice. Don’t do the wavery thing please. "I uh. Not often. Sometimes." Voice, don’t even start. "It’s not good or anything."  At least,he didn’t think so. Crabdad usually let out a weird screechy click noise and left when he used to break into whatever stupid song he felt like singing at the time. Well, then again, that was when he was 6, and pubertewww. He shrugged. Okay, no. No more self-depreciation. 

"What about you?"

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

Alright Ampora, don't fuck this up. Absolutely way too cliché move, pretending to stretch and drape his arm around Karkat's shoulder has been engaged.  

"It sounds goddamn amazin', Kar. I nev-ver bothered pickin' up w-with songs an' such, probably hummin' along to orchestral music once in a w-while, but really nev-ver got int' the depth a singing. Probably w-would just get butchered by me droppin' the most fuckin' horrendous an' probably deafenin' pitches, I'd sound like one a those mud hoggin' fuckheads on a good day." [Actually, he didn't particularly like his singing because it made his accent flow away, and it gets outta tune.] He snorted, glancing at Karkat before quickly darting his eyes back to the movie.

GoddamN John Trollvolta or whatever the fuck his name was, was reallllllllly good-looking, but now he's like old or something. He never really paid attention to celebrity life. "Y'should take up the hobby." 

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

its been a long time since my arrivval huh

ivve been off an doin shit nothin really that big

summers round thats fuckin great and as in great i mean so fuckin horrible

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

howw about you stop tellin me wwhat to do 

like id evver take commands from a pissblood like you evver in my entire swweeps

[thesollux-captor]

ii2 ‘pii22blood’ really the be2t iin2ult you could come up wiith?

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

no

i dont find it necessary to use my quality insults on a disgustin troll like you 

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

talk about self obsessed sol

evverywwhere i look i see a fuckin billion pictures of your mustard blooded sad sack a shit face its pretty goddamn hideous

i can feel myself gettin blinder by evvery picture

maybe ill get blind enough to forget your face 

[thesollux-captor]

2hut up and go back two rebloggiing your 2tupiid 2hiity fii2h piic2.

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

howw about you stop tellin me wwhat to do 

like id evver take commands from a pissblood like you evver in my entire swweeps

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

im sorry

wwhos the beefreak here

wwhos reblogin an abundance a fuckin pictures just about themselves

certainly not fuckin me

plus people enjoy fish unlike tasteless fuckers like you 

[thesollux-captor]

yeah, how 2urprii2iing that on my blog ii have a lot of piicture2 of me.

iit’2 iincrediible.

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

talk about self obsessed sol

evverywwhere i look i see a fuckin billion pictures of your mustard blooded sad sack a shit face its pretty goddamn hideous

i can feel myself gettin blinder by evvery picture

maybe ill get blind enough to forget your face 

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

i thought i might get a kick outta your sorry ass wwhinin an cryin about on your shit blog

seems i wwas wwrong since ya entertainment is real shit for your blog an im pretty sure a preborn grub could have a much more entertainin blog than yours

[thesollux-captor]

ii could 2ay the 2ame about your2, ED. all you do ii2 reblog piicture2 of fii2h.

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

im sorry

wwhos the beefreak here

wwhos reblogin an abundance a fuckin pictures just about themselves

certainly not fuckin me

plus people enjoy fish unlike tasteless fuckers like you 

[thelovelyseas]

by Carson Ganci

[thesollux-captor]

>everyonesfavoriteprince started following you

what do you want a22hole?

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

i thought i might get a kick outta your sorry ass wwhinin an cryin about on your shit blog

seems i wwas wwrong since ya entertainment is real shit for your blog an im pretty sure a preborn grub could have a much more entertainin blog than yours

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

((quiet fist shaking at xkit because goddamn queuennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn shows up for queued posts instead of the tag i need))

[thecultress]

deep blue sea by tugboat1952 on Flickr.

[diving-llama]

(via 500px / sailfish zen by Alexander Safonov)

[santacruzgetaways]

Animals and Experiences at the Monterey Bay Aquarium

Some of the most fascinating creatures can be found at the aquarium!

[beardedfury]

Patrick I on Flickr.

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

==> Go on the date.

[yiffer420-deactivated20150313]

It didn’t even matter that the other’s hair was falling out of place. He didn’t care, its not like a little displaced hair was going to ruin how Eridan looked. He smirked in return as the other had—wow okay yes. He’d forgotten how cute Eridan was when he wasn’t scowling his life away. He settled back into the couch, pulling a blanket over himself and offering it to the other.

Still nervous about his eye color, he didn’t look at Eridan too often, or well. Tried not to. It was so odd, having that queazy red so easily seen, in the place that most trolls looked at for signs of weakness, and there was his goddamn mutation, a huge honking and blaring weakness right there for all to see, and christ, he was right next to a highblood—no. Next to Eridan. Eridan liked him enough not to… of course. Why else would he be here? Calm down.

He kept his eyes on the movie, humming softly along to the soundtrack, every now and then looking over at the other nervously, in fear that he wasn’t enjoying himself.

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

Eridan had quickly cuddled in the blanket with him, almost melting into the warmth of the blanket and Karkat, since he was part fish, he was rather cold, physically and personality-wise. He was really engulfed in the movie, when was the last time he saw this movie?  Almost forgetting that Karkat was even there, he had pretty much curled into him as well, his eyes gleaming at the grubplayer, perhaps his bubbling happiness was the fact that he was watching this movie with a good friend, or was it just watching something with somebody for a change.

Hell, he didn't even seem to notice Karkat glancing over at him at all, maybe he was little too engaged in the movie, probably his humming caught him once or twice, his attention snapping back. Where the hell were his manners? Quick, think of something witty and try to redeem decency and sense of manners and proper-ness back.

Swallowing any leftover saliva before it poured out of his mouth and made him drool like a shitty grub, he glanced over to Karkat, nudging him. "I like your hummin', you sing?" Yes, perfect.

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

==> Go on the date.

[yiffer420-deactivated20150313]

The smile hadn’t really helped, but it was enough for him to get a semblance of a grip, and he straightened up. Right. Movie. Karkat nodded, shoveling whatever was left on his plate into his mouth before leaving the room to grab the grubplayer, putting the movie in and getting his couch ready for a movie-watching, with a blanket and a couple pillows, the lights turned down and the room dark.

He strolled back in, face tinted red as he realized how rude he’d just been in his rush to force himself to relax. He flashed the other a quick smile as he tried to save face.

"Uh, hey. Just come on in when you’re ready."

Karkat Vantas, the romance master, everyone. He walked over to the couch, sinking into it as he felt more of his stress fade. Yes, he could salvage this with a movie. Movies helped almost everything.

[everyonesfavoriteprince]

He smirks a bit as Karkat had left to go sit down or whatever the hell he was doing, quickly scarfing down the remains of the food on his plate. Taking a quick breath before entering the room Karkat was in, easing into the couch next to him and flashing him another warm goofy grin, he was quite happy today for actually doing something productive today.

Combing back his hair with his fingers, he became slightly annoyed at the profusion of hair spray he used and yet it was still daring to fall out of it's place, his eyes darted from up to his eyebrows to the player. How many times has even seen this damn movie? Maybe a trillion times, but that couldn't stop Eridan at all, due to the soft spot for decent movies.