Im Gay As Hell

All the elden ring, cosmere, or generalized gaming shit u like. That and lots of pretty women.

[tredlocity]

[eternalspine]

just had a terrible realization i need to share with yall. i’d been too concerned with the bad moash takes we’re inevitably going to see with cosmere tv that i completely forgot to be concerned about an even bigger issue. the fandom is used to moashcourse. it’s old hat by now we’ve argued and reargued it to death and generally we agree to disagree and get along fine anyway. but people who have only seen the movies and tv shows are going to have terrible godawful takes about shallan and vin. theyre going to come here and complain about shallan and vin and i am going to have to see them with my own eyes. life is great (seeing shallan and vin on screen) but also a prison (the bad opinions we will be subjected to)

[nova-39]

I’m not ready to deal with this

[hellenhighwater]

What do their meows sound like?

Like this!

[hellenhighwater]

Please note that Mayhem grew up around Malice and Vice, and will occasionally meow exactly like them, to the point I don't believe it's her.

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*drives my Knife Sharpening Mobile down your dash broadcasting vaguely sinister off-key ice cream truck music*

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HOLIDAY DISCOUNT TO OUR FIRST 23 CUSTOMERS!

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[pukicho]

I need to see how this reblog thing works, can some of u reblog and talk within those separate reblogs?

[pukicho]

Yeah the moment a second person reblogs my post from someone else, I am no longer able to see their comments nor is it tallied to my original post, thus making it completely separate from mine. Fucking bullshit. Legitimately terrible for everyone.

And of course this reblog under my own post now has its own SEPERATE notes, reblogs and replies.

[writing-prompt-s]

You're teleported to 44BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You're brought before Caesar and he believes you're from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking "How do I die?"

[like-that-one-weird-dog-thing]

The lord ruler: you cant kill me you dont even have your friends to back you up!

vin: its ok ive got a knife and 23 reasons to keep stabbing

[trulyunwaveringphase]

Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

[roach-works]

this is like saying NASA has forever destroyed our ability to wonder what it's like on the moon. like we can still use our powers of imagination if we want to but the question's pretty much fucking settled.

[nebu3llasmemedump]

[miraclemaya]

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

[witchofanguish]

*adds a certain je ne sais quoi

[miraclemaya]

see the problem is that despite around 8 years of french schooling the french language has utterly escaped my brain so even the most obvious set up i had created for myself by accident was missed by me. such is life.

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

*c'est la vie

[miraclemaya]

god damn it

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*sacrebleu

[immortalbeingz]

[fatfemmefreaquency]

[writing-prompt-s]

As a mage, you enchant a lot of random objects in your tower to have a minor will and locomotion, just to make life more convenient. Today, you wake up to find pens and pans alike covered in blood, and the corpse of a masked man lying bloody and battered on your floor.

[crumb1994]

[evilsanlang]

[dogpuppy]

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important