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Alicent: why do you think I wanted you to become king?

Aegon: I always assumed you lost a bet or something...

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Rhaenyra: I relate to Belle because she loves books and like people for who they are

Daemon: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies

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“I apologize to anyone I haven’t offended yet. Please be patient, I’ll get to you shortly.”

Daemon Targaryen, probably

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Otto, to his grandchildren: fucking disgraces, all of you-

Otto, to Helaena: not you, my sweet angel, you’re perfect

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kidnapper: I have your child

Viserys, starting to look for Aemond, Aegon, Rhaenyra and Helaena: which one? I have four

kidnapper: the loud, disobedient one who doesn’t make sense most of the time...

Viserys:

Viserys: which one? I have four

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Otto, to his grandchildren: okay, listen up, you little shits-

Otto: not you Helaena

Otto: you’re an angel and we’re glad that you’re here

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Otto: how many children do you have?

Viserys: biologically, emotionally or legally?

Otto:

Viserys: just one

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Y/N: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Aegon: bold of you to assume I was held

Y/N:

Helaena:

Aemond:

Y/N: Aegon, we’ve talked about this...

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Alicent: I need a five-letter word for disappointment

Y/N: Aegon

Aegon: HEY!

Alicent: it fits

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Y/N, Jacaerys and Lucerys as kids: (run around with swords they can barely hold up)

Daemon, passing by: look at these little morons, where are their parents?

Daemon:

Daemon: oh shit, it’s me, I’m the parent-

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Aemond: you took advice from Criston Cole?

Y/N: it’s called hitting rock bottom, Aemond!

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Alicent: what happened?

Aemond: do you want to hear the long version or the short?

Alicent, sighing: short

Aemond: nephew-no-more

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Y/N: okay, start from beginning, what happened?

Aegon: well, I was minding my business-

Y/N: BULLSHIT!

Aegon: I WAS!

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Rhaenyra: I’m kinda crushing on someone but I’m worried about telling you because you’re not gonna like it

Y/N: that’s okay, just rip the band-aid off

Rhaenyra: it’s my uncle

Y/N: I’m not dealing with this

Y/N: put the band-aid back on

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[at Laenor’s funeral]

Rhaenyra: can I have a moment alone with him?

everybody, leaving: of course

Rhaenyra, leaning over Laenor’s coffin: listen here, you little shit, I know you’re not actually dead

Laenor, opening his eyes: yeah no shit

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Y/N: I’m hungry JJ: hi hungry, I’m JJ Y/N: I’m serious JJ: no, you’re hungry Y/N: are you joking right now? JJ: no, I’ve always been JJ

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Y/N: I’m sorry for yelling at you Rafe: and for punching me in the face? Y/N: nah you deserved that