#incorrect reader

[just-lost-inbetween-worlds]

Jason: I’m terrible at expressing myself.

Y/n: Don’t worry, actions speak louder than words!

Jason: Yes, but my actions are also bad.

[way-2-bored]

Theo: HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!!

Y/N: (red, coughing and low-key looking like shit) Getting choked has become a regular thing

Theo: (getting more and more pissed)

Y/N: Plus you've got small hands

Theo: I CAN'T TAKE THIS BULLSHIT ANYMORE!

Y/N: Look buddy you choked me

[fandoms-unite123]

MC: Did it hurt when you fell-

Ghostface: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

MC: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Ghostface: ...

MC: You just laid there for 15 minutes.

This could be anyone of them but I’m imagining Stu since Jed or Billy would insult you (lovingly)

[someoneimsure]

Nightwing: (rescues a cute kid and lets him sit in the driver seat of the batmobile, which is autopiloted)

You: You’re-- That was super cute.

Nightwing: Thanks. You’re super cute, too.

You: (blushing) ...t-thank you.

[incorrectworldblog]

Aemond, opening the door: after you

Helaena: no, after you

Aemond: I insist

ALTERNATIVE VERSION

Y/N, fighting Aegon: after me, you son of a bitch!

Aegon: go to hell, I was here first!

[farmigafever]

Y/N, in a meeting: Oh, so when Mother Miranda and her crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Y/N, now rolling their eyes: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

[everything-here-is-incorrect]

Peter: look, I was a pretty handsome fella when I was young

Peter: you saw me as a young werewolf

Peter: right, Lydia?

Lydia:

Stiles: it’s hard to imagine you as a young werewolf

Peter: well, I-

Y/N: -or young anything...

[ijustthinkevilunoisneat]

Rosa: [grabs you by the collar and kisses you passionately on the lips]

Rosa, pulling away, out of breath: You’re still not my type.

Y/N: You make me sick.

Rosa and Y/N: [kiss passionately again]

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