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chamomile tea (chesed/reader)
(note; spoilers for the end of lobotomy corp?? itâs set in library of ruina, so...)
[slinks into the ask box] can i get some romantic chesed hcs? (like what'd it'd be like to date/kiss/flirt with him n stuff hfgfgnklgfn)
Romantic ChesedÂ
The first thing he does when he wakes up in the morning is call or text his lover and ask them how they slept
He loves to stay in touch and keep contact, despite his work schedule.
 Even throughout his workday, heâll be finding a way to talk to themÂ
When you finally see each other his embrace is quick and almost suffocating
he pulls you in so quickly and gives you a chaste kissÂ
His nicknames can range from a cute reference to the time youâve spent together to something entirely randomÂ
âHey Pixie Stick... everything okay? Just need a hug huh? I was missing you too.â
âGood to see you starfish, Nice of you to drop by and see me at work!â
Heâs very flirty, whether youâre alone or notÂ
Heck, if he wants to leave a conversation he may intentionally flirt with you to make the other party uncomfortable
His kisses are ALWAYS quickÂ
nice, sweet and curtÂ
Mainly because he doesnât really know how to kiss very well and is hoping you wonât notice
Heâs a little embarrassed by the fact and if called out on it he will fess up
And suggest you help him practice -Mod BinahÂ
Lobcorp Men Embarrassed
Yesod:
He will avoid everyone at all cost when he is embarrassed.
Anyone seeing his face is the absolute worst-case scenario
cause he is BRIGHT red
He will hide, almost comically, from anyone that comes near himÂ
Heâs so embarrassed.
âG-Get the hell out of my office! Canât you see Iâm BUSY!â
He actually gets very easily embarrassed, so he will often hole up in his officeÂ
Netzach:
He has an adorable little blush and he just kind of giggles and never addresses it, even if someone asks him
Heâs not ashamed really to see anyoneÂ
âYeah yeah. Iâm all red. wooo.... get back to work. Iâm on break.â
He doesnât really give two shitsÂ
Very seldom does Netzach get genuinely embarrassedÂ
Chesed:
He gets embarrassed more often than most but he will not shy away from anyone
Seeing his cheeks tinted pink is a common occurrenceÂ
Heâll be very coy about it but will admit what is making him nervous or embarrassed
âOh uh yeah... I must look pretty red... One of my employees just gave me a kiss on the cheek. I guess it got me more than I thought.â
Hokma:
When he gets embarrassed itâs business as usualÂ
His employee donât dare mention it unless they want to be scolded about wasting time
He wonât tell you why heâs so pink
Itâs none of your damn business
You will face disciplinary action if you ask.
-Mod Binah
to fill in the blanks (netzach/reader)
The Qliploth Deterrence is up. All is quiet as you slip out of your barracks and into the main hall of the Security Department. The green space is bathed in low, fluorescent light; all you hear is the quiet hum of machinery, your footsteps echoing and bouncing off the walls, and the pounding of your heart in your chest. Itâs embarrassing that after so much of this--this whatever youâve got going on with the Sephirah overlooking your department, you think it might be casual, but you dunno--your heart still pounds like that, but it is what it is. You reach into your pocket for the spare key to his office.
I really enjoyed the male sephirah comfort post. If itâs not too much of a bother can you do the ladies?
This ended up kind of long, oops, so I put it under a readmore. I hope you like it! - Vanilla
Hello! Iâm Vanilla.
Iâve been something like a mod on the discord server for a little while, but I was told that it was also all right for me to do stuff for the blog, so Iâm here. I specialize in writing reader-insert, romance stuff, but I think I can handle most reqs you throw my way. Not super good at talking about myself though pffft. Anyway, Iâm glad to be here, and Iâm looking forward to hanging out with you all.Â
Netzach: Yesod has these insanely strong opinions on everything. Go on, ask him a thing no one should have an opinion on.
Hod: Hey, Yesod, what's the worst multiple of four?
Yesod: Twelve, obviously. Dumbass.
Netzach: I've been looking at the man in the mirror đ¶
Netzach: He asked me to break the glass because he didn't want to live anymore.
Yesod: Oh...
Yesod: Your reflection spoke to you? I don't think that's possible.
Angela: Nothing in life is free. Chesed: Love is free! Hod: Adventure is free. Yesod: Knowledge is free. Binah: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Looking for 1 new Mod
Iâm trying my best to get the blog back up and running and I am going to be adding one new mod You must have a discord and be willing to join the discord and preferably youâre over 18 cause I need more people willing to write nsfw. Just shoot us an ask if youâre interested and whatever youâd like us to know
-Mod Binah
Lobotomy Corp Pets
Angela permits the Sephirah to have office pets but things get out of hand quickly.
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âI think it looks classy in the corner of my office.â Tiphereth sighed sweetly, gesturing to the large fish tank teeming with colorful fish. The little boy was through the moon, excited to have a pet in his office. âThank you, Angela. I didnât mean to impose-â âItâs simply fish.â She responded, almost robotically, âI donât see them impeding your work very much.â âI actually think this will improve my work!â He nearly squealed, watching the bright technicolor creatures swim around. Angela raised a brow and a devious smirk formed. âReally?â âYeah, It will make the day bearable. Who doesnât want a friend or a couple of friends to help you through each day?â The Ai smiled, tapping her chin and running through the logistics of her new forming plan in her heard. âTell me... do you think it would help the other Sephirah as well?â
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The rule was enacted seemingly out of nowhere. Suddenly, the sefirot were allowed office pets. This email out of nowhere was interesting and it didnât take long for the changes to be implemented. Angela began in the Control Department, walking the halls and noting the employees and their tasks. She made her way to Malkuthâs office, opening the door without so much as a knock to see the Sephirah hard at work with some paperwork. The cockatiel on her desk danced happily, holding a pen in its mouth. Malkuth took the pen, thanking the little bird for itâs help. âHello, Malkuth,â Angela finally greeted. Both the girl and the bird looked up, the bird mimicking the sound of the first trumpet upon seeing an intruder. âOh, Good Morning Angela... Picnic, can you get mommy the white out?â It whistled, kicking off the desk into flight and going over to a little disorganized junk drawer in the corner. It picked up and flung around items as it searched and Angela just watched him eerily. âYour pet is not only for companionship but also has a practical use.â âY-Yeah, Picnic is a very sweet bird.â âGood to see that itâs helping you work... Do you know if any other Sefirot have gotten into the spirit of things?â âI know Netzach got something and the information department has been abuzz all morning about whatever Yesod has.â âabuzz?â Malkuth nodded, digging through her papers as the cockatiel returned with a bottle of white out. âYes, Something has them all talking and gossiping.â
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It wasnât a far walk to the information department and on the way, snickers and giggles could be heard. Angela entered without knocking and wasnât phased at all at the sight. Yesod was at his standing desk and at his side was .... a naked cat. âIt appears your mammal has lost itâs hair somewhere.â She commented, making the Sefirot roll his eyes. The cat jumped into his desk and he quickly pet the affectionate thing. â Qetesh is a Donskoy. She doesnât have any hair. Itâs more efficient.â âIt looks gross.â He sighed at her remark, having heard something similar all morning from his team. âShe doesnât have hairballs, at least.â âI suppose that is a plus.â âWhy is everyone so interested in Qetesh? Netzach and Hod have absolutely abysmal choices.â He complained. âCats are clean, functional, and they are independent mostly.â âWhat do Netzach and Hod have?â âFrogs.â â...Excuse me?â âJust go to the Security department. They should both be there.â
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There was a hastily drawn sign that read Frog Room hanging on the door of Netzachâs office. From inside he heard gigglings and snorts from Hod and Angela determined that knocking was the best idea this time. Hod immediately asked her to enter and Angela was not prepared for what she was about to see. Inside was Netzach and Hod of course and a couple employees from both departments. There were hundreds of frogs hopping loose all over the room, jumping on people and climing on everything.Netzach had one on his head and Hod was cuddling about 5 of them like babies. â...Do I want to know what's going on here?â âFun.â Netzach said simply. âWe got a shitload of frogs.â âI can....see that.â She said, being slightly distracted as a happy little frog jumped onto her foot. She looked down at it before kicking it off, launching it to Netzach and hitting him in the face with a loud slap. He didnât seem to mind, picking up the little guy. âSheâs not the cuddly type, Archibald. You stay here with me.â âPlease tell me you did not name them all.â âOh!â Hod started, poking the head of the frogs she was holding. âOf course we did! This one is Pep, this one is chicken nugget, we call this little guy Squeedly Spooch-â âDonât forget Durndle.â Netzach butt in, leaving Angela almost in shock. She had no intention of sticking around and hearing all the names.
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Angela stopped by to say hello to the Tiphereth fish tank before making her way to the Welfare Department. The sound of arguing drew her to the hallway that connected the Welfare and Disciplinary departments. The yelling sounded all too familiar. When she saw Chesed leaning against the wall, holding a puppy in his arms and across from him was Gebura with a leash on ..... âGebura, is that a Wolverine?â Angela asked, almost exhausted. Both Sefirot turned to look at their boss but Gebura rolled her eyes. âHello Angela.â Chesed started. âI was just taking Eirene for a little walk. Just to get my precious fluffy sheltie a lay of the land-â âIf youâre going to address me do not coddle your dog while doing it.â Angela warned, unamused by the blue haired sephirah cuddling the animal. He ignored her, continuing to hug his precious puppy. âGeburaâs Wolverine is very aggressive.â âHeâs on a fucking leash. What more do you want from me!?â âIt bites every employee it walks by-â Chesed was interrupted when the little furry creature snapped its jaws at him. âGet your little monster away from me.â âMaahes is MY little monster!â âI care much less about this now.â Angela said dryly, walking off and not bothering to weigh in on either side.
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Hokma was frazzled, looking under every desk in the department when Angela arrived. She looked at him curiously but he didnât seem to notice. âMilly! Milly sweetie where are you?â âYou lost your pet?â âOh, Angela, thank goodness.â He stood quickly, dusting himself off and trying to seem less disheveled. âMilly is missing. Sheâs a miniature pig.â âWhere is the last place you saw her?â âShe was just running around. Oh, Milly where have you gone.â âWell, when you find her let me know. Iâll go see what pet Binah has decided to keep.â âYes. Yes. Of course, Angela.â She had already started walking off, trying not to look back at the sound of Hokma panicking. She made her way into the dark halls of the Extraction department. There were discouraging roars and rumbles coming deep from the area and Angela continued stoically through the hall. It wasnât long before she came upon Binahâs throne. None of her employees were anywhere to be seen. Behind her stood the large black mass, growling at Angelaâs approach. âBinah.â âAngela.... to what do I owe this visit?â âIs that the Mountain of Smiling Bodies?â âI call him Mose, for short.â Binah said casually. âHeâs cute when you get past the smell.â The creature burped, a bright pink color shooting out from its mouth and landing at Angelaâs feet. The collar read âMillyâ and Angela just had to sigh. â....He got hungry-â âPut him back.â âThere is no rule that says I have to.â âThereâs about to be, this was all a mistake.â Angela turned heel, walking out of the room and massaging her forehead. Binah sighed, petting the sticky mess who let out a little grunt in reponse. â....Iâll still call you Mose, buddy.â
Mod Binahâs Return
I couldnât stay away very long. I have returned to make content for you all and I hope you like it. Iâll get to work immediatelyÂ
where's mod netzach?
Yesod help, Iâm trying to be inactive but Iâm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass-cheeks keeps alerting the anons.
- Mod Netzach.
Hi hi! Mod Chesed here, Iâm going to try my best from now on to post. Lately Iâve felt out of place because of my age and abilities/knowledge of lobotomy corporation. So please bare w me but- I plan to be more active in the future and will try my best to update and keep as close to canon as possible! So if you guys think Iâm being too au heavy please do tell me and I will try my best to change đ
will you open mods appilcations? i'd love to help :o
If I'm honest? Prob, Bob. I'm not really the best person to run the blog but.. *jazz hands* here I am.
I'll be a bit picky with applications because I want to make sure the quality stays okay here, and because I don't want to make a big mistake within my first couple days running this thing. Promise I'll be chill though. People like you who just wanna help are the type I'll be looking into.
- Mod Netzach
You got this Netzach!
Thanks, I'll be doing my best. I'm not at a good spot in my life right now, but hey. I'll do what I can while I can.
- Mod Netzach
Here's an idea, who would the Sephirahs main in Smash Bros?
Malkuth: K. Rool Yesod: Toon Link Netzach: WarioHod: PeachTiphereth A: Samus Tiphareth B: Young LinkChesed: Isabelle Gebura: Bowser or Captain FalconBinah: Dark Samus Hokma: Luigi
-Mod Binah-I main Zelda, personally