mm bagel

[everythingbagelofficial]

Opening tinder, swiping through someone’s profile. Closing my eyes and imagining spending the rest of our lives together. It’s beautiful. I open my eyes and swipe right.

[everythingbagelofficial]

Do the cats in warriors ever get the zoomies

[everythingbagelofficial]

The phrase “ad nauseam” is so funny to me. babygirl you talked about this so much everyone threw up

[everythingbagelofficial]

How to enjoy being single when you desperately need a true loves kiss

[driftwoodsix]

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here

[sea-wives]

my extensive critically acclaimed movie watchlist: hi

the shittiest movie ever made: press play girl

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[hokkotarumae]

starting a collection

[everythingbagelofficial]

[everythingbagelofficial]

Hey does anyone know how to get over things

[everythingbagelofficial]

Sometimes when I see someone’s ugly boyfriend I get upset but then I remember I’m not the one dating them and I feel much better

[everythingbagelofficial]

When my mom tells me not to give up hope on love but she married my dad

[everythingbagelofficial]

Breakups are a beautiful way to find out all of the ways you can block someone

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[everythingbagelofficial]

Picked up yeast infection treatment and then a facebook marketplace purchase that smells like cigarettes just another beautiful day in girl world

[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[everythingbagelofficial]

I feel like I am the only Jewish woman in the world without stomach issues