what if the world was made of pudding

kiwi / chinese american / ze/zir / 24 / id prefer if proship did not interact if possible

[carolsturka]

how it feels to talk about anything at all

[catmask]

in finnish, the '@' symbol is sometimes referred to as 'kissanhnta' [cat's tail] or 'miau', 'miau merkki' [meow marks]. in the pokemon universe, i thought it might be cute if the '@' symbol were called 'the mew' or 'mew symbol'

considering both bill and professor oak would know about mew, i imagined a conversation in which this term was coined in which professor oak tries (and finally succeeds) at sending his first email.

[catmask]

regional dialects make it difficult to share 'mewsernames'!

in swedish, the @ symbol is called 'trunk a' [elephants trunk]

in polish, it's called 'malpa' [monkey]!

[catmask]

[segamascott]

[speedlimit15]

[kushblazer666]

[washedupkam]

a gem from the twitter feed this fine monday morning

[fairycosmos]

generational tweet

[hotvampireadjacent]

[egberts]

getting one of those big drinks on a roadtrip knowing the only place im headed is piss city population me

i think this is the button you meant to use

[anglaised]

u can tell the 4chan migration on here was successful / we lost the culture war bc anytime i even touch a post regarding autism i automatically get recommended more post about it and the post will literally have phrases like “total neurotypical death” with 20k notes and a bunch of high functioning white autistic ppl rbing it happily and giggling and whatever not even caring that “tnd” is a racist dog whistle no not even a dog whistle just straight up a racist chant but if u ask them to stop using it they go “so now we cant even complain about neurotypical?????” as if thats whats being criticized instead of the fact that yall r extremely open to fascism as long as its fun

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

thanks tvtropes I can always count on you to gas me up

[aomitois]

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

[zxid]

collection

[fishlung8877]

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[godsfavoritespecialangel]

The chances of your fish committing credit card fraud is low, but never 0

[tuxankhamun]

[gryffon]

[infertilityidol]