11th Branch From The Bottom Of The Tree

Hello, my name is Sarah and I am 23 years old. This blog is basically anything that amuses me....and everything else. 

[sixpenceee]

One house has set the bar pretty high with their fabulous Halloween decor, which has seen their house kitted out head to toe in creepy props. Channeling an old, decaying house, the windows have been barred up with wooden planks, the front porch battling the brambles that are growing to the front door, the house dusty and dirty, blocked by a police line – and creepiest of all, Halloween’s Michael Myers standing outside on the porch. (Source)

[everythingisachainreaction]

What would make this better would be if on Halloween they switched out the prop of Michael Myers for an actual person dressed as Michael Myers. And then that person jumps down and scares all the people

[micdotcom]

Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 

[sixpenceee]

Tim the elephant seeks human help when hit by a spear

When poachers hit Tim in the ear with a spear Tim knew where he could find help. Sadly this is not the first time Tim had been speared. He had been hit in the rump once before. His wound got infected. Rangers tranquilized Tim and treated his wound. Tim knew they would likely help him again. He sought out conservationist for help with his wound. African elephants ears have many blood vessels. They use their massive ears to cool themselves in the staggering heat. Blood flows thru their ears and is cooled very much like a car radiator. (Source)

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[rowfasterloveharder]

it’s really fucked up that we assume love has to be romantic. there are so many girls out there that are upset because they’ve never been in a relationship and so that means no one will ever love them. when in reality, most of those girls are very deeply loved by their family and friends but does it count? no because obviously love only counts if it’s romantic

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[anchorsandjesus]

tbh all these “2016 is gunna be my year” or “maybe I’ll actually get my life together in 2016” need to stop. please stop wishing and waiting for a new year to begin just to start over. you get a new and fresh day as soon as you wake up. you have the ability to make better habits and positive attitudes every day of the year. when did it become that the next year “will be better?” no. tomorrow will be better. stop wishing the years away and doing nothing to better yourself. get on your feet and start now. now is here. take ahold of this moment and believe each day is a new beginning.

[rubysliam]

[theexceptionallyordinary]

Alternate TDM book titles:

The Darkest Minds: Meet Liam Stewart, he is a Precious Cinnamon Bun

Never Fade: Where the Frick is Liam

In the Afterlight: My Children Are Badasses but Some Die

In Time: I’d Rather You Stab Me in the Heart

Sparks Rise: I was Wrong, Alex Bracken Can Cause Me More Pain

Beyond the Night: Thank You For Giving Me a Bandaid for my Bullet Wound

[alexandrabracken]

:D?

[alexandrabracken]

I know I’m biased, but… I think #PASSENGER looks pretty great even without its jacket on! Don’t forget–the trailer debuts today at 3PM EST! #instabook #bookstagram #alexandrabracken #silverfoil4ever

[alexandrabracken]

FRIENDS! So, so, so excited to finally share the book trailer for Passenger with you! I love the surreal quality of it–I think that shot as it shifts from 1776 to the 1940s is absolutely killer. Let me know what you guys think of it!

P.S. The song is “It’s OK” by Tom Rosenthal, if you’re curious!

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Used to play pretend… give each other different names…

My first animation! Please don’t remove the caption or claim as your own.

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[sscreamss]

just because you don’t look like somebody who you think is attractive doesn’t mean you aren’t attractive. flowers are pretty but so are christmas lights and they look nothing alike

[liamdarlinstewart]

it's november but i don't wanna do rubiam christmas yet so how does thanksgiving sound

•the first couple of days of November liam has an upset stomach because he ate WAY TOO MUCH halloween candy even though ruby told him that he’s had too much and she won’t let him live that down

•ruby and liam are a lil sad when they have to take their halloween decorations down their first year of living together

•but they’re nerds and as they take down the halloween ones they put up thanksgiving decorations

•like honestly what nerds they’re putting up thanksgiving decorations who does that

•they make those hand turkeys and put up a cornucopia and little plastic leaves and stuff their house is a fall wonderland

•when the actual thanksgiving day comes they go to Liam’s parents and switch back and forth between the Macy’s thanksgiving day parade and a football game all day

•liam is always trying to sneak food from the kitchen, where harry is trying to teach ruby to cook and finds she’s actually pretty good at it like wow that fudge was delicious and the turkey was perfect

•he makes a joke like “I might just have to marry you so I can eat this cooking for the rest of my life” and they both BLUSH SO HARD

•when they sit down to eat everyone has to say what they’re thankful for, some key points include “blue hair dye”, “dogs”, “books”, and “glasses” •After they basically eat themselves to death everyone is like half asleep on the couch on top of each other

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