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the only conspiracy theory I believe in is that Taylor Swift wrote 500k words of a marauders fanfic

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What is going on in California

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Yes, I am.

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I deserve a grammy for this

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[eves13]

My favorite thing about mileven is that when it comes to fan arts they always look like lesbyler

My least favorite thing about mileven is that they could've called it something like mine or jake and didn't

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I'm such a fucking nerd

[regulusian]

@prettylittlelesbian for my 14 fav marauders ship except i don’t have that many! thanks for tagging me<3

1. rosekiller ofc, i love them so much, they’re unhinged and match each other freaks so well, what’s not to like? + they got me into writing again so<3

2. wolfstar duh (the bickering!!!)

3. bartylily!!!! the academic rivalry and kinda opposites attract trope omg <3 i feel like they could be the biggest plot twist of hogwarts couples, even more than jegulus and honestly, barty is just so shippable

4. nobleflower bc i just love narcissa as a character and again i just love when they come from totally different worlds (could be higher, im taking fic recs!)

5. jegulus, they’re cute and they were actually my first fav characters of the marauder era, like separately, before they happened to be a thing, so ofc i would ship them. but their dynamic isn’t my favorite idk, i mostly read them bc the fics plot are good (they’re still my fav characters but barty is there too now<3)

6. bartylus !!! esp passed bartylus idk why but i love to think they dated at some point before being with evan and james

7. dorlene, enemies to lovers is actually one of my fav but it doesn’t hit that much when i read about them idk why!! fics rec???

8. pandalily and

9. marylily are cute!!

10. i would love to read some quillkiller, i’m intrigued

@katakosmos @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @r0sekiller08 you’re up if you want to<3

[em0tionallymotionsick]

ooh i dont know if there are 14 ships that i like LMAO but ill try

1. rosekiller, obviously, no one will ever beat them for me (in terms of marauders ships). i also hardcore kin both of them like rosekiller is just MY SHIP

2. jegulus, all my favourite fics are jegulus fics and they were my intro to the fandom so they'll always be up there for me

3. wolfstar, the ogs, i dont think i need to explain this one

4. petermary, ohhh my babies i have such a special place in my heart for them (petermary nation wya??)

5. dorlene, LETS GO LESBIANS

6. marylily, ohhh i love them so dearly

7. nobleflower, DOOMED YURI 🗣️

8. xenodora, my freaks

those are all the ones i can think of that i actively like, theres a few others that im open to/intrigued by but as we know i am not a multishipper 😔

npt: @sorryilovejegulus @knightmossy @withdevovotion @space-girliee @darlingmylovethatsmurder @coffeestainedstars @istillwishforyouateleveneleven +anyone else

[withdevovotion]

wait i can beat this EASY lmaoo as we know i am one of The Multishippers

rosekiller - starting off basic i love them more than anything. my babies. my freaks

wolfstar - absolutely WHIPPED for eachother we love to see it. everything is better when it’s t4t btw

rosewaterkiller - i lwk thought this ship was a way more widespread thing than it actually is?? rosekiller + regulus seems super obvious to me idk i love them. my t4t4t freaks!!

wolfstarbucks - this feels like cheating but i <3 prongsfoot and i adore moonchaser so combining them all is just efficient

bartylus - once again. my freaks!!

rosekillerflower or bartylily - ANOTHER barty ship. the bi4bi(4bi) couple of all time theyre so silly i love them so so so much

moonwater - theyre so down bad for each other. i adore them

prongsfoot - goes hand in hand with moonwater, obviously. i love them

jegulus - i am not immune to propaganda. how is this the 9th ship already i love jegulus

jily - the 2nd bi4bi couple of all time. why choose when i can have both

marylene - CUNTY and also the sweetest ever

marylus - also cunty and also the sweetest ever

petermary - indoctrinated by @r0sekiller08. i love them beyond words

evan(s) - wine mum and wine dad. also evan would get to be evan evans 🥹

edit bonus - saintkiller!!!! mary x barty. deadass forgot but there you go

bonus mentions to: moonkiller, lilylene, sunkiller, jilypads, moonrose, xenodora, lucissa, lufrank, sunkiller, bitchkiller, lot of killers going on here wow, dorlene, marydora, pandalene, dorcasdora. and more 🥹

tagging my small multishipper army i think: @space-girliee @messercrashem @starcroww @darlingmylovethatsmurder @knightmossy @favouriteforlonglongtime @jam-pots and open tags

[starcroww]

Okay this is actually hard

Wolfstar. Obviously. My otp. My loves. My babies.

Prongsfoot

Jily

Marylily

Dorlene

Wolfstarbucks (this may be a cop out bc its just wolfstar and prongsfoot but I love them)

Bitchkiller

Drownedrat

Petermary

Marylene

Pandalily

Bartylus

Rosewaterkiller

Rosekiller

I may be a fake multishipper bc it was really hard to think of ones that I really love and ship. the last 3, I kind of like... passively ship but don't love yknow??

@sspadfoot @favouriteforlonglongtime @nerdymessr @knightmossy @messercrashem @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @yourshiningautumnoceancrashing

[yourshiningautumnoceancrashing]

FOURTEEN? holeh moleh

Jily — My shaylas. Been this way since day ONE.

Drownedrat — MY SECRET SILLY SHIP i'm so happy im seeing more people talk about it. omgomg

Nobleflower — I haven't talked abt this ship at all 💀 I used to rp cissa a lot of these two are my babys 😭 🙏 they upset me

Moonchaser — THE BEST marauders ship. the angst potential. worse because james believeddd in wolfstar.

Ratfoot — Fought over James so hard they kissed. yk how it is

Evan/Wilkes (fuck is this ship called) — I need to talk more about snapes gang but i'm scared of the snapers and the snaters. Wilkes is down so bad

RoseKiller — committing murder together to hot :)

Marylily — omg women :) two prettiest women ofc i want them to kiss.

RoseChaser — smthsmth heated rivalry (i've never seen it)

Fralice — Ppl always forget abt the goats but they don't rly remember either. I wish they were happy :((

Prongstail — unrequited prongstail from jame's side goes insane. but also childhood besties to lovers is always good

BartyLily — they're so insane but its so cute.

KillerRat — i must say i prefer killerrat bc i love their otherships sm but killerrat is so silly and also parents so 🙂‍↕️

Petermary — Recent (because aha idm much about the girls) but they're so cute i love them 🙂‍↕️

TAGS @arikakari @fictionalsimp09 @theresastarmanwaitingforus @evil-twink-reg

[my-sanity-left-to-get-milk]

i don't know if I even know FOURTEEN SHIPS but thanks for the tagg 😭

Starchaser (currently, keeps switching between wolfstar and starchaser)

Wolfstar (the classic, my lovesss)

Rosekiller (feel like they'd be the og gaslighters lol)

Prongsfoot (thanks to @whatonearthisgoingon)

Jily (again, another classic, still love their duo so muchhh)

Dorlene (need I say more)

Marylily (same as the above)

Pandalily (most whimsical ship to exist)

Nobleflower (recently got into this with of his bones fic and in loveee)

Quillkiller (rita x bellatrix, haven't seen much of this ship, but the concept is just so good)

Bartylus (perfect for angst)

Wolfstarbucks (they already act like they're all married, wouldn't make much difference to them loll)

okayy pretty good, i atleast got close to 14 🎉

no pressure tagss @tenebris-lacrimam @whatonearthisgoingon @eves13 @potterisjusthotter (ik this is your rp acc, but I don't remember your side TvT) @rosekiller27 @chocandcinnabon @standingintheforest @sophi-spilled + open tags!!

[standingintheforest-deactivated]

I dont have 14 but i have a few (also thx for the tag)

Rosekiller

Jegulus

Bartylus

Moonwater

Whatever the name Barty/Remus have (i dont thonk anyone's said this yet, i also don think its very well known???perhaps???)

Starrosekiller/Rosewaterkiller(reg/evan/barty)

Dorlene

Pandalily

Nobleflower

Whatever James/Regulus/Remus is called

Regulus/Benjy Fenwick (wow this is super obscure, i dont think ive heard of another person mentioning this ship)

Remus/Benjy Fenwick (i feel super weird and judged as im typing this)

yeah thats it, almost 14 but not quite

tags: @four-toast @thefogflowsuphill @regu1usablack @snarky-magpie @eves13 @iliveinamuseum13 @noblehouseofgay @my-castles-crumbling @dazzlemebaby + open tags

[eves13]

Omg hii first thank you for the tags its really nice and I really appreciate it second thing I don't usually do this stuff so I don't really know how it works I hope I wont mess anything up anyways here's my list

Wolfstar (so so beautiful I'm probably too emotionaly attached to them but I don't care cause I'm very happy)

Dorlene (they simply have it all)

Rosekiller (I love them so much I can't even explain why)

Jily (the classic never done me wrong)

Marylily (they are so perfect for each other and so cute)

Jegulus (I always enjoy content with them but somehow there are days where I just don't ship them like at all)

Moonwater (it's so tea id put it higher but my fav ver is as a side ship to wolfstar and jegulus)

Tonya x tomny (can I just sneak them in here?)

Pandalily (I think they have so much potential but I don't often see them with their dynamic just right like I'm just very specific about them)

Bartylus (I love it but only as a past thing yk)

Pandora x Xeno (I'd love to see them more but because I see them so little I can't quite fall in love with them)

Marylene (I always enjoy them as a side ship but never seek them out)

Prongsfoot (they'd be like ten positions higher but im just a lil too much overprotective of wolfstar and jily)

So that's it sorry if it doesn't make any sense but it's the middle of the night and I'm watching Grammys (and a shit ton of american ads which ara surprisingly interesting like wdym you just casually hear Florence+the machine in a real estate ad)

And I think I'm just gonna do open tags cause I have no idea who to tag I hope that's okay anyways love you all take care ✨💖

[eves13]

loving byler and hating both finn and noah is hard work

[eves13]

Heated rivalry is probably my favorite gaylor evidence

[eves13]

Season five ended at episode 4 period

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Oh the kiss scene is so coming I can feel it in my bones

[eves13]

Well they shared a water bottle so that kinda counts

[eves13]

i swear to god unless he means someone else being his tammy this show makes no goddamn sense and most of wills scenes this season were just queer baiting and that fucking sucks

[eves13]

can i just say that it was the worst and most disappointing coming out scene i can recall like what was that

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All it took her was witnessing ONE conversation between mike and will to clock their tea and I'm LIVING for it

[eves13]

that was some real evil twink type shit will pulled right there

[eves13]

Why is holding a book so uncomfortable like who designed that

[eves13]

So the raven cycle

The first part was awesome probably not the best book I've ever read but I had so much fun like omg

Today I started the dream thieves which is I assume about Ronan Lynch and i really hope to see two (2) things

1. Blue and Ronan friendship and bonding

2. Romantic interactions between Ronan and Adam

And one (1) thing I hope I'll see less

1. Romantic interactions between blue and any of these guys

Yeah about the raven king, like seriously she's too cool to have boy problems and I feel a little like it's way to straight and it's annoying and I hate love triangles that don't include grant chapman, so the whole romance part of it was just pissing me of but the little bit of magic the little bit of witches the little bit of dark academia the little bit of mystery the little bit of murder was all so fucking good and I love this book