amber heard: *files divorce from a man who agreed to a prenup*
total strangers: she’s a gold-digger.
amber heard: *gets restraining order for domestic abuse*
total strangers: she’s lying to get her money.
amber heard: *releases detailed testimony of johnny’s history of abuse*
total strangers: there’s always two sides to the story. let’s wait for the facts.
amber heard: *releases photos of battered and bruised face*
total strangers: could be makeup. let’s wait for the facts.
amber heard: *is photographed hysterically crying in a car after court*
total strangers: so what? anyone can cry, and she’s an actress. let’s wait for the facts.
amber heard: *is photographed laughing with a friend*
total strangers: is that laughter?! this one picture PROVES she’s lying!
johnny’s bodyguards: we were there and he didn’t do it. he doesn’t pay us or anything we swear.
total strangers: you can’t argue with eye-witnesses!
amber’s friend and neighbor: we witnessed the whole thing, called the police, and comforted her afterwords, and have also witnessed this happening for several years.
total strangers: they could be lying! they’re her friends and they’re biased. let’s wait for the facts.
johnny’s friends: he seems pretty nice i don’t think he would do that
total strangers: his friends know him best!
two of johnny’s exes: he was nice to us for a few months thirty years ago
total strangers: busted! this proves he is innocent!
two of johnny’s other exes: *have said in the past he was violent*
total strangers: that was a long time ago and doesn’t prove anything! let’s wait for the facts.
johnny depp: *was literally arrested for beating up a photographer and again for trashing a hotel room*
total strangers: that was so long ago, and everyone now says he’s not violent anymore!
johnny depp: *releases one paragraph statement saying he didn’t do it and isn’t going to talk about it*
total strangers: see?! he didn’t do it, he even said so!
johnny depp: *literally immediately leaves the fucking country*
total strangers: he’s doing charity stuff! what a nice, innocent man.
amber heard: *releases lengthy and detailed statement about johnny’s abuse*
total strangers: its her word against his. let’s wait for the facts.
amber heard: *releases more pictures of bruised face from past incidents with a busted lip*
total strangers: those could be photoshopped. let’s wait for the facts.
police: we didn’t respond to any phone call
total strangers: so she was lying about her friend calling the police!
police: actually we did get one call and sent two cops out, but they didn’t find any evidence
total strangers: boom! you can’t argue with that, they’re the police!
police: actually we take that back, we got two different calls and sent out two police officers twice. but we didn’t see anything
total strangers: police still can’t lie
amber heard: uh actually they definitely did see my bruises?
total strangers: stop lying amber
amber heard: *releases texts with johnny’s assistant where assistant apologizes on johnny’s behalf for his violence, across several incidents going back years before they were even married, and apologizing for johnny kicking her*
total strangers: these could easily be faked. lets wait for the facts.
amber heard: I LITERALLY HAVE A FUCKING VIDEO
total strangers: why haven’t you released this incredibly private and emotionally triggering video of you being physically abused for the entire world to watch in the comfort of their own homes? innocent until proven guilty! we need more facts.
johnny depp: *crickets*
total strangers: #ImWithJohnny
