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Crackslaw. Pretty damn good if I do say so myself. http://www.food.com/recipe/crack-slaw-low-carb-434863

I’m starting couch 2 5k/30day shred and just generally getting back on my feet. I have noticeably gained weight since moving back to LA so I really need to get back in gear. Andrew promised me a gym membership once he starts working and I’m so ready for that. My goals are: -finish couch 2 5k ...

eveygomz

You can do it!!

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So I think I found my new keto addiction. Sweets that are okay to eat! Period cravings no moreeee! Bought some cocoa powder at the store today and wanted to try out this low carb mug cake recipe.

Mix: 2 tablespoons of unsweetened cocoa powder 2 tablespoons of sweetener (I used xylitol) A pinch of salt

Add: 1 beaten egg 1 table spoon of whipping cream/almond milk 1/2 tbspn of vanilla extract

Mix them all. Add: 1/4 baking powder

Throw it in the microwave for 1 minute and voila. I added some chunky peanut butter on top for funsies. So excited to see what other cool stuff I can do with the cocoa powder.

eveygomz

Gotta try this

#keto #keto recipes #lchf #dessert

Hello my name is lazy keto chicken and I smell fabulous.

#keto #lchf #chicken #caveman keto

outreaching

Why can’t I be naturally pretty so I can take selfies whenever I want?

eveygomz

I'm just not photogenic... so even when I do feel pretty, I don't photograph pretty. No selfies for meeeee.

#lame

lazy keto chicken

I made Caveman Keto's lazy keto chicken tonight (I subbed green chiles for the jalapeños though) and man was it good. I had it with some broccoli.

I fell of the keto wagon. Again. I swear I suck. But I'm back, as of dinner time tonight.

I need an accountability buddy. Anyone want to do this with me, and keep in touch via facebook/texting/something?

#keto #lchf #keto buddy #caveman keto #accountability

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Back to School: 30 Day Yoga Video Challenge!

School is a busy time for all of us, so here is a 30 day yoga video challenge! This challenge is great for those who wish to stick to their yoga routine when things start to get busy :) Even if you’re not in school anymore you could still try to challenge yourself with this!

Each day do a video, each video is short so there should be no reason why you can’t fit these into your day :)

Tension Free Flow | move with ease

Sun Salutation A - Suyra Namaskara A

Morning Yoga Fix

10min Yoga Flow Sequence

Gentle Yoga Warm Up

Yoga Without a Mat

Yoga Twist Flow

Heavenly Yoga Stretch

Up the wall- Restorative Yoga Routine

Gentle Yoga Routine with Tara Stiles

10 min. Vinyasa Yoga Flow for Butt and Legs with Becca

A Fun Sun Salutation

Yoga Relax - 10 Minutes

Yoga for Strength and Flexibility

Open Hips Routine

Vinyasa Flow Yoga - Mandala Namaskar I

Yoga For When You Want to Lie on The Couch

10 Minute Yoga For Stress

Yoga for Stress & Anxiety Relief

Quick Full Body Stretch

Travel Yoga- Morning Sequence

Yoga Quickie: Twist Focus

Vinyasa Flow Workout | Yoga Workout | Class FitSugar

10 Minutes of Yoga

10 min. Yoga Flow for Increasing Arm Strength

Warrior Flow | Fast Paced Fun

Core Power and Balance

Morning Yoga for Energy

Fresh Start Detox | Clean Body & Clear Mind

Evening Yoga Flow | Sleep like a baby

Have fun! Remember, there is nothing wrong with modifying a pose if your body is not ready for it yet :)

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Reblogging again because I forgot to put #30. But I fixed it! :)

This is the wallpaper on my phone. It keeps me from mindlessly eating garbage at work. Hot body is way better than that stupid zinger. Even if it is chocolate.

#motivation #fitspo

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im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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I thought I’d make a post summarizing Taylor Swifts video “Shake It Off” for the people who don’t want to give her more hate views on VEVO. Maybe instead of giving her 4,000 angry views on youtube we can just give her my one view and reblog this hella so no one else watches it out of irritable curiosity?

Anyways the video is basically just her dancing singing an anthem that every White person appropriating another culture says, “The haters gonna hate.” There’s no real content or plot to the video, just a lot of dance shots where she’s being really awkward. It’s actually amazing how someone could really pretend to be so innocent and naive yet still convey a very harmful message.

Above I posted some screen caps of the video and after only watching it once I got all I needed to know. Already from the beginning of the video you see a hard clash between the dancers. There are the prima ballerina types who are all white women, elegantly leaping and stretching and dancing. Then there are the faceless black women who are shaking their asses. Yes, faceless, literally every shot of the “twerkers” are only their asses. There’s also other groups of dancers which include some break dancers (which are all brown men,) and contemporary dancers (which is a group of white people and one girl with an afro.) Oh, yes, I forgot the cheerleading group which was all white cheerleaders and one black girl in the back. I just find it hard to believe that they couldn’t have a solid mixed group of people in each category. She pulled a Miley and Iggy and probably said something like “Well I want a more urban feel! But keep the safe ballerinas white!!” Literally the only group that had a saturation of black women was the twerking group. She even had them squat and shake their asses while she crawled through their legs! So edgy! So urban!

This is the problem I have with Taylor Swift. She’s always trying to convey herself as the innocent one who is “man worthy” (as if being man worthy is even important) while slut shaming other women for being sexual, or even just dressing in “short skirts” and “high heels.” All of the sudden now she wants to say, “To hell with the haters I can have as many problematic exes as I want! Now I’m going to be single and edgy! I’m going to shake it off! And to be single and edgy and sexual I have to dance with a bunch of ass shaking black women! USE A BUNCH OF BLACK WOMEN AS PROPS"

Long story story, Taylor Swift is not only a slut shaming misogynist, she’s ignorant and has obviously racist/stereotypical views of brown and black people.

eveygomz

Did we even watch the same video? I don't even feel like getting into all of this, but seriously the twerkers aren't faceless in every single shot. The break dancers aren't all brown. There are people of various skin colors throughout the entire video. The only thing I can agree with you on is that she was really fucking awkward in this entire video.

fat-fit-fabulous-blog

Hey my beautiful followers! I am currently in the process of writing up my own 6 & 8 week Bikini Body Challenge! Including meal plans, recipes & exercise guide!

I currently have no formal qualifications. I do however have a lot of experience with lifestyle changes, and I have gathered a lot of knowledge during my weigh loss journey.

I am looking for people who would be willing to be my test subjects. This would mean I would give you a copy of my Bikini Body Challenge for free! All I ask in return is that you provide me details of your progress, results and any improvements or suggestions you have!

If you would be interested in this please: 1. Re blog this post. 2. Follow & DM me on Instagram (@larakelly93)

The plan won’t be ready for about 4 weeks, but I need about 30 or 40 people who would be willing to commit to trying my product and helping me make it the best I possibly can!

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4 High-Intensity Exercises to Tone Your Entire Body

Tone your entire body with these high intensity exercises from personal trainer Hannah Davis from Body by Hannah. Full video.

eveygomz

This looks like fun.

#workout

Almond Flour Pancakes

I tried them for the first time this morning. Was not impressed. I'll stick with my cream cheese pancakes thanks. Blargh.

#keto #lchf #pancakes

lilhabenero

I hate it when people call their significant other “my ~insert their job~” like my police officer, my solider, my teacher, my cashier. It’s weird. Are you employing them? No? Then they’re not yours.

eveygomz

That rates right up there with "we're pregnant". No, "we" are not pregnant. She is pregnant.

#peeve