Loaded Fries And Thick Thighs

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[anxietyproblem]

[faggottt]

What the fuck

[ariescorpio4444]

being intuitive is just like… i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

[creepy-witchy-af]

You Just Know ™

[homemade-ghosts]

My unsuspecting followers:

Me, about to go on a serious reblogging spree:

[petslifeworld]

“No fights on this bed” said the German Sheppard - Really cute pets

Source

[gunsandfireandshit]

[girlballs-archive]

Suicide Squad 2

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

[eastbayfatman]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

[lowtiermemer]

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

[penguitron-deactivated20211130]

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

just shot a load in his wife

[hitting-on-cullen-deactivated20]

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

[berylb33]

World Heritage Post

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

making this has brought nothing but good things into my life ill be honest

[deadncide]

It was funny so it was worth it.

[count-spicula]

King.

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[liketwopeasinapod2-deactivated2]

[woodmeat]

im gonna go down there dap him up and grab the bag smfh yall spooky ass niggas acting like u never seen a crackhead

[openstwitter]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

[habibi243]

I’m so tired

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Sis saw the opportunity and NAILED it. I am Proud.

[the-house-of-fury]

Bruuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[rivvvvvvvvvvvvv-deactivated2020]

imagine ur getting jumped by flat earthers and one of them say fuck it take him to the edge

[certainwoman]

[theonion]

[coaztal]

Legitimately one of my favorite Onion articles

[animyuls]

[liketheghost-deactivated2015012]

so is it a thing in (american) english to use “texas” as a word for like, something that’s out of control or chaotic, or as like, “crazy”? like “that party last weekend was totally texas!”

because that is a thing people say in norwegian and i just think it’s important for americans to know that?

[galesofnovember]

this is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[minnielikes-deactivated20260215]

i’m sorry wHAT

[copperbadge]

This is like the time I found out that in Israel “Ma po ze, Chicago?” (What is this, CHICAGO?) is a saying for when people are acting unruly. 

[perilegs]

in finland if something is far away or in an unknown place we can say that “se on huitsin nevadassa” (it’s in nevada) you can also politely tell that you’d wish someone to fuck off by wishing that they’d go to nevada

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s good to know that other languages do the “pardon my French” thing.

[pukicho]

Hey not to sound evil, but if I had the power to cast lightnin bolt on anyone I wanted, I'd use it on people who inconvenience me even slightly

[apisashla]

[purpletangyvaginas]

[uncontrolledmisfit]

i thought it was just me

[myhaireatskids]

sir, that’s my emotional support titty

[blackgirlsreverything]

Or a hand between my thighs. So comforting.