Evil

[evil-apple-offical]

I am Evil Apple Offical

yes i am evil so evil infact i make Dr. Doofenshmirtz cry.

Do not eat me

pronouns:they/he/she

the basic dni

my tags: /evil apple

/evil fruit army

/backstory of evil apple

[evil-apple-offical]

I'm gonna touch you :>

NO

[evil-apple-offical]

OOC

im typing with one hand and carrying brownies in the other , help

[evil-apple-offical]

Hey, why are you right side up amd evil

why are you upside down and now evil?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I of all people am also ju-

WOWZERS!!!

JOHN! HIT PLAY

“Get ready for a speachil announcement”

“Very SPEACHIL indeed”

“Returning to your Home Screen!”

“Re- Re- Re- returning to”

“Ing to YOUR Home Screen”

“Your Home Screen”

“They’re swell and never a shell!”

“(And good looking as well)”

“We welcome one and all to”

“THE”

“EVIL”

“PU-KI-SHOW!!!”

“In no way affiliated with @evil-pukicho-real-offical “

w-wait wh-

SO ONE AND ALL GET READY FOR THE SHOW OF YOUR

LIVES

ANT LETS WELCOME OUR THREE LOVELY CONTESTANTS!!!

@satan-offical, @tum-blr-offical, @definitely-ao3-offical, @the-one-and-only-piper-offical, @artificially-generated-official, @skyan-official, @no-one-offical, @tiny-fox-offical, @days-without-ai-ads-offical

@7-eleven-offical probably not you

@7-eleven-offical-evil

@quiktrip-offical

@evil-pukicho-real-offical

@evil-lemon-shark-offical

@definitely-ao3-offical-offical <- my child

@knife-roomba-offical 

@evil-man-offical

@jojamart-offical

@plague-doctor--offical

@bill-cipher-offical

@lemon-shark-offical

@evil-callie-plush-offical

@evil-ant-offical

@roaring-knight-offical

@toaster-waffle-offical

@19521chaos

@fall3n-angel-offical

@copyright-offical

@cari-the-kirby

@pretty-evil-pukicho-offical

@trans-cousin-offical

@themicroweman

@milehicon-offical

@killer-offical

@inferno-the-skywing

@sans-the-skeleconch

[evilhag-offical]

this is not the the right spelling. you that read wrong. you read that wrong too

[evil-apple-offical]

you’re evil

[evil-apple-offical]

50 posts!

thank you or wtvs 🙄/sarcatsic

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

FRIDAY THE 13TH PSA:

remember to sacrifice your crocs to jason, and it has to be the white ones. throw them in the bonfire. if you don't you'll be the next poorly written first-to-die character in the next sequel

[horror-movie-offical]

happy Friday the thirteenth (again)

[i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical]

Watching Friday 13th on Friday 13th

[1etters-n-lin3s]

@neutral-offical @normal-offical @iron-offical @rain-offical @tv-host-offical @nurse-offical @penny-offical @astronaut-offical @arsenic-offical @satan-offical @homosexuality-offical @sapphic-offical @united-states-offical @autism-offical @communism-offical @god-offical @frog-offical @potassium-offical @king-offical @time-offical @microwave-offical @britain-offical @grim-reaper-offical @waffles-offical @man-offical @white-boy-offical @argon-offical @chili-offical @da-police-offical @america-offical @offical-offical @gay-offical @testosterone-offical @evil-apple-offical @yellow-crayon-offical @spotify-offical @constellations-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @definitely-not-ao3-offical @ao3-offical @the-archangel-gabriel-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @the-king-of-beans-offical @cal-gras-delusion-offical @no-one-offical @trans-cousin-offical @nothing-offical @bubble-offical @sleep-offical @paranoia-offical @salmon-offical @tangerine-offical @drumsticks-offical @garlic-bread-cult-offical

thank you all for gathering here today. please do not panic

[evil-apple-offical]

what are we gathering for 🙄/joke

[veryhungrycaterpillar-official]

the birds, they try to kill me

[evil-apple-offical]

happy friday the 13th my evil army

[221lesbiandconfused]

I woke up today and decided to be angry at every single fucking dude on this planet that has ever ever put their hands on a woman or has ever thought about it

I woke up this morning and decided to be angry at every dude on this planet who has ever harassed assaulted, abused, raped, cat called, objectified, or in any other way shape or form belittled a woman for their own disgusting gain

I woke up this morning and decided I am fucking sick and tired of being treated like an object or an accessory or something to look pretty on the side

I woke up this morning and decided that I am done being quiet and respectful, and a good young lady because all that has ever gotten me is pushed under the rug and ignored and treated like shit

The amount of times I have been harassed and borderline assaulted because some dude doesn’t know how to take No as an answer and doesn’t know when to stop and doesn’t know that my body is not something for him to use is insane

My previous relationship was toxic and manipulative and I was being harassed every single day

I tried to convey this to someone once, and she literally changed the subject because she didn’t wanna hear about it because she straight up didn’t care

A man groped me once, and when I yelled at him and said “No”, I got in trouble for being disruptive

how many times does a guy get to slap me on the ass on the street before somebody does something about it? Because “No” doesn’t work anymore.

I am fucking sick and tired of people viewing me as just an object and as just something that looks pretty and something to use, something to command, something to push around

I am fucking sick and tired of being told that I’m overbearing and controlling when I use my voice and lead or have any kind of opinion

I am fucking sick and tired of being cat called. Anytime I go out in something other than sweatpants and a sweatshirt.

Women are not objects

Women are not yours to control

Women are women and women are human beings.

Just like everybody else is, so stop treating us like we aren’t.

And this applies to all kinds of women

Trans women, nonbinary women, women of color, women with disabilities

Every. Single. Woman.

@lovely-mosspatch @do-not-u-dare @rosemelodyshah @anon-remsha @anna-in-the-afterglow @the-aricher @cacti-official @magnusttsisgay-official @type-blaze0 @satan-offfical @laciffo-satan @lorax-official @bubble-official @mischievous-archeologist @identitycroissant-tm @mossymenaces

@evil-apple-offical @evil-laboratory-offical @extraterrestrial-offical @teaboot @un-official-river @untitledoffical @only-girl-on-a-dragon @flyingeel221b @puffmunch-queen @pukicho @homunculus-argument @johnlock-and-tea @zeus-offical @vaporeon-offical @rock-offical

tagging cause I feel like this needs to be heard more

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[questionablelifedecisions]

DIG

[no-one-offical]

DIG

[evil-apple-offical]

DIG.

[gay-news-offical]

hey, if you see this. If this ask (when/if answered) gets 100 notes I’ll come out to my family as a transmasc demiboy. I think I’m ready for it, but I really need encouragement

ahh ok i hope that it goes well for you!! And when/ if you come out just know that i’m really proud of you

[evil-apple-offical]

ive been scheming to take over the world