evil hag

the offical evil hag. specifically evil hag. not any other hag im the evil hag. you can call me Agatha, or just Hag. I don't mind. (fyi if you want more you can submit asks or questions through DMs! Don't be too vague though lmao) if you know main no you dont

[evilhag-offical]

IF YOU NEED TO KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE OWNER BEHIND THIS BLOG REFER TO MY STRAWPAGE

main blog reveal.. sigh

[evilhag-offical]

wtf did I just create

If you're curious about my concoction it's chocolate ice cream with chocolate and strawberry syrup and cookie crunch cereal and pink nerds

[evilhag-offical]

this sucks I think the nerds ruined it

[evilhag-offical]

wtf did I just create

If you're curious about my concoction it's chocolate ice cream with chocolate and strawberry syrup and cookie crunch cereal and pink nerds

[evilhag-offical]

ok guys I'm in really good at losing things but I don't think I'd lose a whole ass 75 pound trailer hitch. Wtf

Guys help

[evilhag-offical]

SOME FUCKER STOLE IT. im killing everyone

[evilhag-offical]

I just had a horrible idea drawing me in that twins at the carousel trend but the dead friend is my 18 inch trailer hitch with sway bars

[evilhag-offical]

ok guys I'm in really good at losing things but I don't think I'd lose a whole ass 75 pound trailer hitch. Wtf

Guys help

[evilhag-offical]

SOME FUCKER STOLE IT. im killing everyone

[evilhag-offical]

ok guys I'm in really good at losing things but I don't think I'd lose a whole ass 75 pound trailer hitch. Wtf

Guys help

[evilhag-offical]

once i get a large cup of coffe in my system i am UNSTOPPABLE. fear me

[coolgamerdude92-offical]

never getting tubmlr back 😭

bye guys forever

[evilhag-offical]

NOO.. GOODBYE GAMRDUDE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[shakespeareofficialaccount]

make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you

tag people if u want idk

i'll start:

UNO CARDS

@post-unuwuifer @yes-im-youtube-kids @microsoft-edge-real @the-red-planet-mars @bingle-official

@wordswordsorswordswords @india-reblogs

[the-blood-son-robin]

Bucket 😭

Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in

And this is open, literally anyone is free to join

But here are my recent favourites

@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo

[reality-of-prime]

Shoe rack. WOW

@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski

[polockski]

Car door

@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else

[nyx-is-the-blank-canvas]

My younger brother???????

@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!

[ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead]

oh uhm

my cat…

@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli

[bugwolfsstuff]

my earphone

@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13

[random-indian-girl]

The tears of Nerakhis musical...

@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert

[thatchaoticbookworm]

the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n

[miasago]

My magnesium lotion

@fancysheepnacho @souperache

[fancysheepnacho]

My notebook

@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

[coffee--spill]

Raccoon plushie 🥹

Open tags

[your-local-blackhole]

cucumbers

snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D

@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join

[th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs]

Banana plushie

@fische--bowwl bro my only @

[mcdonaldsmccowboy]

UHM cast iron skillet full of oil and rubber

Open tags idk

[teapotsoffcialyup]

my water bill

TAKE IT PLEASE PLEASE

@bacone-official @genderqueer-offical @coffee--spill @andromeda-offical @thegayriley @waiter-offical

[bacone-official]

american idiot album by green day

@dying-pen-offical @drumsticks-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @playlist-offical @teapotsoffcialyup @light-offical @costco-offical @macandcheese-offical @unsatan-offical @laciffo-repip-ylno-dna-eno-eht @laciffo-3oa-ton-yletinifed @definitely-ao3-offical @coffee--spill @coffee-shop-offical @skyan-official @cranberry-branflakes @chartreuse-official

[drumsticks-offical]

Annotated bass drum music

@afterdarkafternight @biologynerd13 @niktokof @madd-hatter @thegayriley @tuekytail @smeefy-smoofy +open tags (I havent done a tag game in a bit so I forgot my usual tag list sorry!)

[smeefy-smoofy]

a billy joel cd I just got!!!

@marnigritaz @mike-the-star-collector @leninlennon @grandwizarddavy @grandwizardpeter @grandwizardmicky @sulus-mary-jane-plant

[leninlennon]

my blanket that i am under

@angsty-worm @angrymantheater @firefly-218 @iamactuallythewalrus

[angrymantheater]

teddy bear :)

@monamimyfriend @the-bogginses-are-gay @motherblackcap

[motherblackcap]

a fan (the making air colder kind)

@scientistsfoundafriendinspace @lost-long-ago @bismuth-209 @yuri-osity

[lost-long-ago]

Shark plushie

@rylandgraceisace @faerie-fangs

[rylandgraceisace]

Hand cream

@mangoesssssssssssssssssssssssss @xiomara-voidtree25 @olive-oil-spray @itshamwich

[olive-oil-spray]

The chair im sitting on 😭

@pointless-moss @theworldsonlyconsultingtimenby @bigthute @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @th0rnd3d-rose

[timelockedchosen]

A nasty piece of tape.

@ohmewhatsthis @mellodonna @asketchydomesticatedgremlin @fluffydragonart

[ohmewhatsthis]

The ask blog @askblogironclad

@tacit-nightjar @tinyweevil @jacket-ghost @zapper-powerbutton @shadowguy-friday @shadowguy729 @lilysaus @lillyorlyracat @noir-ish-bee

[frenzy-offical]

Rumble!

WHAT

@doc-nickel-official @motormaster-official @rung-official @rewind-official @soundwave-offical @shockwave-offical @technitian-bulkhead-official @bumblebee-official @ratchet-offical

[bumblebee-official]

" I am NOT putting my sparkling in that salad 😭🙏 "

@sarisumdactfa @tfaoptimusprime-autobot @bumblebeetfa-coolestbotever

[bumblebeetfa-coolestbotever]

HOLY FRAG BUMBLEBEE OFFICIAL

BUT NO I'M NOT PUTTING MY SWITCH NOR MY CONTROLLER NOR MY COMPUTER IN THAT SALAD.

I DON'T KNOW WHO TO TAG SO GO!! (SOME OF) MY MOOTS!!! @bozobq @migueloz3 @starrrosie @loomarale @muminenf @wolfcalledkai @roofpizza707

[loomarale]

Oh! A glass cup :)

Just hope no one gets a sharp cut w it

My moots!

@migueloz3 @mirageowo @salty-gummy @muminenf @starhut

My favs!

@bastardlybonkers @bugswags @pritong-baboy @pretentiousfork

[the-starry-lycan]

...A pot of boiling water. I'll include the pot as an object that has to go in the salad, too.

Nice crunch <3

@boltslutters @superrainbow06 @kyuohki @smaller-comfort @machoestofmen @red-the-spider go my mutuals

[quizisinurhouse]

My headphones? Followed by my pillow and laptop?! And a water bottle?!?! Dear Lord...

@m-axyn @jukesjiggy @jackomoon123 @cjdoesva @riftreaver-drift idk

[jackomoon123]

P R E T Z E L S

@jevilishly-dazzling @weirdcoregal35 @vintage-flowerss @clioo-oo @joltwalker @5p4rkl3-c0ll3ct1v3 @vflamrrrph

and anyone else ifk

[clioo-oo]

my dog is right next to me bro...

@isaartsconstentldrawing @buggiepal @kats-not-a-rat @gummy-sunnybear @l3que-blog

And anyone else 🩷

[l3que-blog]

Well, I got my brothers drawings. And my phone.

ALSO HIII ML.

@milky-shea @clockwisest @onlykr1s @bloodmoon-da-idiot @tsams-fanchildren @ironbeebee @deyisacherry @alexartink @hybridsans @llamaisllama777 @tricerapor12 @harperglitterheart @marshmallowcat666 @moony-buckets @bubblejamz @raye-6-art @lunasummers04 @xeviersnow @noinoi10101010 @zorawithobsessions @tfa-cube09 @st4rtheartist @solarnexzssolar @f1zzyst4r @nightshade-sams-wof-fan @mo0ndr0p @lilyclouds18 @weirdcoregal35 @ruerui @multifandomcutie13 @skibibadadobop @queercopter @zeepuu @sillyzone1209 @oceanfishye @jasminechibipup @that-one-unknown-artist @deadkid-jonathans-blog @kai-eatsart @msraptor @kats-not-a-rat @elsajoyagent8 @itz-ps15 @dewthegay4403 @urlocalglitch @willowshimmer @sandwichbun @fontaine-malu @evilscaryflower @gummy-sunnybear @tincan-fandomfreak @kittysimp-daycareauart @xnackery027 @amissingstarlet @momochimchim @solarstoolboxtsams @b0ttle-of-water @m00ndr0pcelestial @wolfiefnapt @glitterweirdo @rulerofhell24 @bloodie-moonie @sunday-the-quiet @transformersfanmariah @manu-foxx1 @meow-imma-kiti @clownenjoyerded @kryakvarfigakvar @bella-and-kitty @two-juice @starvoidstringbeans @asherneedssleep @timberiswooding @kandy-draws-dca @glitchstrikr @rue-the-1-moon-simp @thelocalwerido @wither-storm-productions @y0ur-l0c4l-w4st3 @celestialpearldraws @axel-jesterally @astronomically-average @lord-eclipse2167 @kitiisdelusional @sunspot-is-shining @y0ur-l0c4l-w4st3 @twixyroodabee @btterbeanroll @fandoms10v3r @antongotlostinpronouns @s1lly-tr4nsguy @esterbell @nightfuryix @lolipopzies @spiral-creature @nicheageoldreference @sol-dial @stophatecrimingme @dayandnightlovers @nottherealnicole @lungs-exe @pawsitive4ever-dot-com @ialwayscomeback-somerabitsaid @francyangely @vflamrrph @frost1x @funshine-1082 @boulder-chloe

[nightshade-sams-wof-fan]

My Kinger+Queenie keychains and my water colors are the same distance away from me... This salad is so inedible. I mean maybe the guy who ate a plane could if he was still alive. Anywayssss random moots go!!! @doodleace7 @yourlocalkandikid @odeggy @rainydayzo @sanic78 @yellow-pringle-ant

[sanic78]

m i n i f r i d g e

@tanngrim @stellar-night @asteriawisteriaxp @that-weird-bee @alwee1 @knucklesquared @time-scientist @re-within-the-interwebs

[time-scientist]

Pillows and sand

@chaos-triangle @quest-givers @writing-prompt-s

[chaos-triangle]

My unicorn Minnie Mouse doll!

@stories-i-guess @spikeplushiehaj @weedleysnumberonefan @goldenbunny30

(any o' my other henchmaniacs may also join in! This salad is not edible an' that's hilarious!)

[weedleysnumberonefan]

MY PILLOW

[subtletwilighteternity]

NOOOOOOOO

I NEED MY DRAWING TABLET FOR ARTTT

@fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme, @cosmic-entity-official, @causalshapeshifter, @lacy-isnt-graceful, @cate-solace, @cabinthreeproblems

[was-the-grink-there]

The… potted plant in my college’s health services waiting room?

@ryan-reynolds-is-my-wife @raventhecrispy-offical @impisback-tellafriend @flicksuniverse @ieatgoobers @the-pancake-dicegoblin @thefoolingreen @bardorsomethinglikethat

[raventhecrispyreblogs-offical]

The wall. This sure is one tasty definitely edible salad we're making. <- a joke

@momoka-angelz @somethingsomethingdgronpa @opal-and-stolas @satan-offical @scramratz @evil-no-one-offical @evilhag-offical @fox-offical @cat-maid-anonmous-offical @cat-that-ignored-you-offical @cat-offical

[evilhag-offical]

MY FRIEND NOO

open tags cuz I'm lazy sorrryyyyyy

[evilhag-offical]

introducing Jack Ingoff; Ben Dover's long lost cousin

[evilhag-offical]

maybe they make pads open so loudly on purpose so that everyone in the ladies bathroom knows theres an alpha on their period

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[evilhag-offical]

i have a google doc that is just a fuckton of warrior cats names

if uh. if any of u guys need warrior cat names just uh. let me know... ill give you t h e l i s t

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

"the glass is half empty" "the glass is half full" no. you're both wrong. the glass is full of pee #pissimist

[sony-official]

full to the brim???

[sony-official]

big ass bladder

[the-king-of-beans-offical]

never underestimate me

[evilhag-offical]

i have serious beef with tenna deltarune and the name eugene. and thats it

[plankton-offical]

agreed, I can’t stand hearing the name eugene

[evilhag-offical]

im gonna die for a couple days im gonna do a mass attack on artfight before i go camping (IF YOU HAVE PHIGHTING OCS TELL ME I MIGHT INCLUDE THEM 👀👀👀👀)