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@evil-seth-deltarune

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

My goons, we can no longer commit crimes against flowers since I am dating (?) Flowery.

awh

i wanted to rip aqua to shreds

If you do that then youll be excomunicated

then I'll rip yut to shreds!!!!!!!!!!!1

You can try

{a hammer smushes you}

[Miss]

[I put my evil cowboy hat on top of evil aqua, shes small enough that it completely encases her, I slide a piece of paper under the hat, and release Evil Aqua back into the wild like a bug]

{you find that she gnawed her way out of the hat and now you don't know where she is}

@evil-seth-deltarune

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

My goons, we can no longer commit crimes against flowers since I am dating (?) Flowery.

awh

i wanted to rip aqua to shreds

If you do that then youll be excomunicated

then I'll rip yut to shreds!!!!!!!!!!!1

You can try

{a hammer smushes you}

@evil-seth-deltarune

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

My goons, we can no longer commit crimes against flowers since I am dating (?) Flowery.

awh

i wanted to rip aqua to shreds

If you do that then youll be excomunicated

then I'll rip yut to shreds!!!!!!!!!!!1

@evil-seth-deltarune

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical

My goons, we can no longer commit crimes against flowers since I am dating (?) Flowery.

awh

i wanted to rip aqua to shreds

*the purple heart floats up to you*

Hey Seth! Do you want to see something interesting I can do?

- @kris-dreemurr-offical

Sure.

*they shoot something. A glowing purple line, getting longer before stopping*

*they jump onto one end, when suddenly they are launched down the line, flying off of it, bouncing off the wall*

Cool, right?

Yeah!

Here’s what I can do!

[Two notebooks appear with you between them]

Cool!

It’s my omega!

I wonder... Can I...

*they fire off another purple string, this one wrapping around one of the notebooks*

I can!

What are you doing?

Testing something.

*they retract the string, pulling themself forward, the string rapidly unwrapping as they spin faster and faster*

*the string finishes unraveling, launching the purple heart forward, causing them to bounce off the walls several times*

We can combo off each other's attacks!

Oh! That’s great!

I knew the grappling hook part of my abilities would come in handy!

Yeah!

Wait a second. I can turn myself into a railgun.

How about we fight the evil version of me?

hey can you not fight my goons without telling me first please, its very rude, its like petting a dog without asking

You stole a bunch of my books!

thats completely different, what if one of my goons had fleas, and now youve just started an outbreak, do you know how annoying that would be

What if one of my books had fleas!

all my body hair is covered by an evil cowboy hat so they'll have no reason to go on me, unlike you with all of that exposed hair

@presumablyhere

just call in that guy cuz you know im right

Shut up!

how's it feel to be outsmarted by a criminal like myself, i cant even read words longer than 4 syllables

I can tell you can’t.

i still beat you in an argument though

Can you prove that?

eye cam vouc four hem

But who can vouch for you?

I can.

helo

@evil-seth-deltarune

AQUA!

ATTACK!

akwa cat sav u mow

Fine!

Then I’ll use my bullet pattern!

nop

{you find yourself unable to use any magic}

[Seth throws a book]

{it boomerangs back at you}

u r falur

OW!

[He falls to the floor.]

u don't deserv ur frens

W-What the book are you?!

u are a know it all failure who should just lay down and wilt away

…

[He looks downwards.]

you tried to be a genius but you arent even able to read a normal book

you were never enough

you will never be enough for them

[Seth looks away slightly.]

you don't deserve all the stories asgore read to you

[They drop their book.]

the rest of the flowers only keep you around because they have to.

[Seth drops to the floor.]

you are a worthless waste of light water and soil.

[Seth closes their eyes and covers their ears]

{it starts walking towards you}

[Seth doesn’t move.]

yellow-the-flower-offical

{it kicks you in the ribs}

get up coward.

[A hand is put on your shoulder.] Now now partner.

This ain’t just!

Nor is it true.

Right guys?

@aqua-the-flower-offical

@blue-the-flower-offical

@green-the-flower-offical

@flowery-the-flower-offical

@orange-the-flower-offical

@pink-the-flower-official

oh but it is!

helo

@evil-seth-deltarune

AQUA!

ATTACK!

akwa cat sav u mow

Fine!

Then I’ll use my bullet pattern!

nop

{you find yourself unable to use any magic}

[Seth throws a book]

{it boomerangs back at you}

u r falur

OW!

[He falls to the floor.]

u don't deserv ur frens

W-What the book are you?!

u are a know it all failure who should just lay down and wilt away

…

[He looks downwards.]

you tried to be a genius but you arent even able to read a normal book

you were never enough

you will never be enough for them

[Seth looks away slightly.]

you don't deserve all the stories asgore read to you

[They drop their book.]

the rest of the flowers only keep you around because they have to.

[Seth drops to the floor.]

you are a worthless waste of light water and soil.

[Seth closes their eyes and covers their ears]

@evil-yellow-deltarune

am I doing a good job?

Throw some violence in there, and also im glad to see you finally got an education and can have become literate

wat do u men?

You were so overcome with villainy you became literate but I see now its worn off

mey eye kil Seth?

we can do that later, they're very easy to get money out of so we should keep them alive, and killing on of the 7 flowers would give us too much heat, Yellow and Flowery would have our heads for sure

den wat do eye do?

Rob them so we can sell them their stuff back at an inflated price

cam eye at lest kik dem in da ribs a few tims?

If you must

presumablyhere

Seth, listen to me!

You are loved!

You are cared for!

You are being adopted by me right this second!

And you are going to practice piano tonight because I swear upon Void's name....!

Ehehehe

Nobody cares about Seth:)

presumablyhere

okay but I'm still adopting them when they wake up someone else is keeling the crazy kids in check

And they said they'd practice piano

Visit Original Link

And they're going to tell me what these chords are at the start

music bad:(

helo

@evil-seth-deltarune

AQUA!

ATTACK!

akwa cat sav u mow

Fine!

Then I’ll use my bullet pattern!

nop

{you find yourself unable to use any magic}

[Seth throws a book]

{it boomerangs back at you}

u r falur

OW!

[He falls to the floor.]

u don't deserv ur frens

W-What the book are you?!

u are a know it all failure who should just lay down and wilt away

…

[He looks downwards.]

you tried to be a genius but you arent even able to read a normal book

you were never enough

you will never be enough for them

[Seth looks away slightly.]

you don't deserve all the stories asgore read to you

[They drop their book.]

the rest of the flowers only keep you around because they have to.

[Seth drops to the floor.]

you are a worthless waste of light water and soil.

[Seth closes their eyes and covers their ears]

@evil-yellow-deltarune

am I doing a good job?

Throw some violence in there, and also im glad to see you finally got an education and can have become literate

wat do u men?

You were so overcome with villainy you became literate but I see now its worn off

mey eye kil Seth?

we can do that later, they're very easy to get money out of so we should keep them alive, and killing on of the 7 flowers would give us too much heat, Yellow and Flowery would have our heads for sure

den wat do eye do?

Rob them so we can sell them their stuff back at an inflated price

cam eye at lest kik dem in da ribs a few tims?

If you must

presumablyhere

Seth, listen to me!

You are loved!

You are cared for!

You are being adopted by me right this second!

And you are going to practice piano tonight because I swear upon Void's name....!

Ehehehe

Nobody cares about Seth:)

Hello

@evil-aqua-deltarune

i am here to gift you a wheelchair

Uuu? A chair, with wheels? Why do I need that?

because I am going to break your legs

oh, no, no, no! That just won’t do, uee hee hee!

You’re opposite me, right, right?

yes?

Hello

@evil-aqua-deltarune

i am here to gift you a wheelchair

Uuu? A chair, with wheels? Why do I need that?

because I am going to break your legs

Hello

@evil-aqua-deltarune

i am here to gift you a wheelchair

wow I would love to be a cult leader, having a bunch of goons, i mean disciples would be great for villainy

@evil-yellow-deltarune

Oh, that’s right. Wonderful mortals to worship their only and one God…

Although it would be a shame if cult find you unworthy of faith.

This may happen if you act weak.

Pathetic.

Unthoughtful.

You will crumble in front of those who prayed for you.

So shall you take the risk or continue living your miserable existence with no purpose?

I already have two goons it clearly cant be that hard to garner a whole cult of them and keep them in line

i believe it is three in actuallity

wow the goons flock to me, they love me, i suppose i have 3 goons now

mayhaps I aid you in your villainy?

you are welcome to aid in my villainy, the more the merrier

are there any who you wish to "send a message" to?

Go let Yellow know that im amassing power

sans-the-skeleconch-offical

I will also gift him a wheelchair

Conch I get Flowery is REALLY goddamm annoying, but like, trying to kill him is a bit much. I mean in the original timeline he doesn't make it out of chapter 5 anyway.

This is [tumblr], he isnt going to disappear.

Do YOU want to have to share [tumblr] with him?

flowery-offical

✨Flowers Blooms In Your Heart!✨

flowery-the-flower-offical

as you can see, you cannot stop our multiplication

flowery-offical

✨Clonal Propagation Via Stem Cuttings✨

aqua-the-flower-offical

Uuuu can I do that?

uuu, maybe, maybe!

hello other me's

wow I would love to be a cult leader, having a bunch of goons, i mean disciples would be great for villainy

@evil-yellow-deltarune

Oh, that’s right. Wonderful mortals to worship their only and one God…

Although it would be a shame if cult find you unworthy of faith.

This may happen if you act weak.

Pathetic.

Unthoughtful.

You will crumble in front of those who prayed for you.

So shall you take the risk or continue living your miserable existence with no purpose?

I already have two goons it clearly cant be that hard to garner a whole cult of them and keep them in line

i believe it is three in actuallity

wow the goons flock to me, they love me, i suppose i have 3 goons now

mayhaps I aid you in your villainy?

you are welcome to aid in my villainy, the more the merrier

are there any who you wish to "send a message" to?

wow I would love to be a cult leader, having a bunch of goons, i mean disciples would be great for villainy

@evil-yellow-deltarune

Oh, that’s right. Wonderful mortals to worship their only and one God…

Although it would be a shame if cult find you unworthy of faith.

This may happen if you act weak.

Pathetic.

Unthoughtful.

You will crumble in front of those who prayed for you.

So shall you take the risk or continue living your miserable existence with no purpose?

I already have two goons it clearly cant be that hard to garner a whole cult of them and keep them in line

i believe it is three in actuallity

wow the goons flock to me, they love me, i suppose i have 3 goons now

mayhaps I aid you in your villainy?

wow I would love to be a cult leader, having a bunch of goons, i mean disciples would be great for villainy

@evil-yellow-deltarune

Oh, that’s right. Wonderful mortals to worship their only and one God…

Although it would be a shame if cult find you unworthy of faith.

This may happen if you act weak.

Pathetic.

Unthoughtful.

You will crumble in front of those who prayed for you.

So shall you take the risk or continue living your miserable existence with no purpose?

I already have two goons it clearly cant be that hard to garner a whole cult of them and keep them in line