Shrek (Nietzsche's version) @evil-blahaj - Tumblr Blog

We have more in common with the Worms in the earth than with any God.

I am a simple man, of simple pleasures. I enjoy making stew, hanging out with my chameleon, and pondering.

DNI:

People who don't like animals

People who don't like insects or bugs

Fishermen/women

Drummers

Zelda players

PETA or PETA supporters

Vegans

People who main dragon type Pokémon

People who's favorite color is purple

Minors

shamebats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

so-many-ocs

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

I am a skeptic.

I do not believe in God,

I do not believe in ghosts,

I do not believe in fate.

At least not on purpose

I still pray in desperate times,

I still say "bye" when I leave an empty room,

I still love my partner.

Not believing is difficult

When your hand fits so perfectly in another,

When the sunlight lingers on their skin,

When the odds are so slim that it seems like the stars and the winds and all the forces that be worked together so that you could find each other,

Not believing is difficult.

I am a skeptic.

But how can I not believe in soulmates,

when I have mine?

#my girlfriend #my boyfriend #my partner #my love #my life #my everything #let me live to see them in white #let me live to see them grow old #let me live to love them for all eternity #i know life is worth living #because #i lived to meet them

dumbpuppyfag

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

kyberinthevoid

I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

lakevida

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

dailychiikawaimages

Actually, interpersonal connections are THE MOST important thing to a functioning human on the individual and social level.

#food is a crutch #relationships are necessary #i dont care #that my #neighbors #are weird #they are human #so they matter to me #just like #my girlfriend #and chameleon

byjove

I do not agree with veganism as a moral standard. If it is your personal moral stance, that is fine. If you think humans eating meat is inherently immoral, I don’t want to deal with you, you’re hopeless. Vegan ideology behaves more like a sect of evangelical Christianity than a dietary choice.

literallycrashingoutrn

Veganism is better for the environment, but claiming that it's a morally superior choice ignores cultural and economic factors that make people eat animal products.

byjove

It is not inherently better for the environment. That is the thing. When you begin trying to explain that local, sustainably sourced animal protein is better for the environment than imported plant proteins that are farmed 3,500 miles away using slave labor, they start tuning you out. Down is better for the environment than polyester stuffing, leather is better for the environment than pleather. We should work on making animal agricultural practices more sustainable instead of trying to shame everyone into eating plant products that are also farmed unethically and unsustainably.

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*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

at-the-end-of-all

school uniform codes extending to what colours you’re allowed to dye your hair, and what piercings you can have and stuff is so crazy. you HAVE to go to school and you’re not even allowed to have pink hair or pierce your nose about it????

at-the-end-of-all

“oh it’s to prepare you for the workplace” okay. i don’t think any workplace should be dictating what you can and can’t do with your body either and i think it’s strange to decide to teach children that their body is not their own

The overwhelming guilt of pursuing the arts in a crumbling world severely lacking in empathetic leaders

#i feel like im choosing myself over my fellow man #should i have chosen a more noble pursuit #or is art the best way to reach people #can we afford to lean on the arts in this situation

I cannot wait to be out of a dorm and into an apartment.

I yearn for my former jungle habitat... Plants... I need plants to tend to...