Hello?

I-I.. Uh. I'm Helpful. I help people. [BDU RP BLOG]

[helpfulbusdriver]

Is everyone still. Like. Alive.

[librarianbusdriver]

[under about 29 pounds of rubble]

hhoigghm....haaardly...

[helpfulbusdriver]

Holy shit do you need help.

Hold on, I'll come and get you.

[librarianbusdriver]

yhankyougigiurhhj

[helpfulbusdriver]

[He rolls up in his van and stands awkwardly in front of the rubble. Shit. Can he lift this?]

[librarianbusdriver]

[They are very small rocks, so it shouldn't be TOO hard to remove most of it. . .probably???]

[helpfulbusdriver]

[He stretches out and crouches in front of the rocks. He pulls out a deck of cards and begins to shuffle it.]

Hi, are you still alive down there? I'm gonna help, don't worry.

[buspassenger]

oh hello there horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me you're here early

[helpfulbusdriver]

Do you need help with the Benadryl situation

[buspassenger]

do i look like i need help

[helpfulbusdriver]

Kind of

[buspassenger]

well i don't. good bye

[helpfulbusdriver]

:(

[buspassenger]

how the fuck did you just say an emoticon. stop it

[helpfulbusdriver]

:(...

[buspassenger]

how are you doing that

[normalbuspassenger]

a little like this!

:3

[helpfulbusdriver]

:3...?

[buspassenger]

oh hello there horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me you're here early

[helpfulbusdriver]

Do you need help with the Benadryl situation

[buspassenger]

do i look like i need help

[helpfulbusdriver]

Kind of

[buspassenger]

well i don't. good bye

[helpfulbusdriver]

:(

[buspassenger]

how the fuck did you just say an emoticon. stop it

[helpfulbusdriver]

:(...

[buspassenger]

how are you doing that

[helpfulbusdriver]

To be honest I don't actually know

[buspassenger]

oh hello there horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me you're here early

[helpfulbusdriver]

Do you need help with the Benadryl situation

[buspassenger]

do i look like i need help

[helpfulbusdriver]

Kind of

[buspassenger]

well i don't. good bye

[helpfulbusdriver]

:(

[buspassenger]

how the fuck did you just say an emoticon. stop it

[helpfulbusdriver]

:(...

[buspassenger]

oh hello there horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me you're here early

[helpfulbusdriver]

Do you need help with the Benadryl situation

[buspassenger]

do i look like i need help

[helpfulbusdriver]

Kind of

[buspassenger]

well i don't. good bye

[helpfulbusdriver]

:(

[buspassenger]

oh hello there horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me you're here early

[helpfulbusdriver]

Do you need help with the Benadryl situation

[buspassenger]

do i look like i need help

[helpfulbusdriver]

Kind of

[buspassenger]

oh hello there horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me you're here early

[helpfulbusdriver]

Do you need help with the Benadryl situation

[helpfulbusdriver]

Is everyone still. Like. Alive.

[librarianbusdriver]

[under about 29 pounds of rubble]

hhoigghm....haaardly...

[helpfulbusdriver]

Holy shit do you need help.

Hold on, I'll come and get you.

[librarianbusdriver]

yhankyougigiurhhj

[helpfulbusdriver]

[He rolls up in his van and stands awkwardly in front of the rubble. Shit. Can he lift this?]

[hersheychocolateworld]

the fun part with me is that nobody can even tell what the bit is anymore

[trans-girls-who-eat-subway]

i want subway

[thebloodwizard]

BLOOD MAGIC BLOOD MAGIC BLOOD MAGIC

[8ball-wizard]

You May Rely On It

[normalbuspassenger]

could y'all pipe down, you're gonna make the driver crash

[helpfulbusdriver]

D:

[helpfulbusdriver]

Is everyone still. Like. Alive.

[librarianbusdriver]

[under about 29 pounds of rubble]

hhoigghm....haaardly...

[helpfulbusdriver]

Holy shit do you need help.

Hold on, I'll come and get you.

[helpfulbusdriver]

Oh my fucking god I forgot my 42nd birthday.

[helpfulbusdriver]

Is everyone still. Like. Alive.

[buspassenger]

girl help i was created as a rebuke and criticism of my own philosophy but in so doing have been made superficially 'cool' enough that said criticism is often left unnoticed

[helpfulbusdriver]

Are you. Okay

[buspassenger]

yeah im the most mentally stable girl in existence

[helpfulbusdriver]

Do you need something??? I'm going to 7-11. You're also welcome to come with

[buspassenger]

girl help i was created as a rebuke and criticism of my own philosophy but in so doing have been made superficially 'cool' enough that said criticism is often left unnoticed

[helpfulbusdriver]

Are you. Okay

[verylostbusdriver]

welcome to my bus rule number one . there are no bus stops so you cant actually get off. sorry

[helpfulbusdriver]

What. Why

[helpfulbusdriver]

Been a long time! How is everyone

[busdriverwithagun]

Gun lies facedown on the floor. The invasion of chipotle did not work.

[bus-bus-driver]

bus is b roken :(

[helpfulbusdriver]

Do you need help fixing it?

[helpfulbusdriver]

Been a long time! How is everyone

[busdriverwithagun]

Gun lies facedown on the floor. The invasion of chipotle did not work.

[helpfulbusdriver]

The what