rule 1 of catching a bus: have fun and be yourself
rule 2 of catching a bus: the bus is more afraid of you than you are of it
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rule 1 of catching a bus: have fun and be yourself
rule 2 of catching a bus: the bus is more afraid of you than you are of it
Mecha setting where deviant science has been used to create great and terrible beast-machines which can only be tamed by specially gifted pilots who forge psychic bonds with their machines, except for some thinly justified reason this is how all motor vehicles in this setting work. In the notional anime that takes place in this setting, the lead character is a pilot whose bonded beast-machine is, like, a bus.
let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY
when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)
That’s no different from how buses already operate (:
thats right. TWO counts of meowing without a licence. AND purring under the influence
Under socialism buses won't have ads on them but they will each have a name and a unique livery and interior and we will romanticise them like ships
Unlike ships however all buses will use he/him or they/them pronouns.
Making an EVIL polycule called the POLYCRUEL too btw
Evil cuddling with my evil girlfriends in a big evil bed as we get all snuggly under the evil duvet and give each other evil goodnight kisses >:3
Does anyone want something from Evil Papa Johns
can i get uhhh. a fuckin. evil pizza please? and one of those bang energy drinks
Okie dokie. True Evil Pizza or just a regular Evil Pizza with special toppings
just a regular evil pizza with pineapple. i'm not trying to get possessed by a demon. again
Does anyone want something from Evil Papa Johns
can i get uhhh. a fuckin. evil pizza please? and one of those bang energy drinks
vengabus sandstorm
wow that really sounds
wow that really sounds
every bus should come every five minutes and every bus driver should make a million dollars an hour
the bus exploded but it's okay now! however watch out for loose bits of dynamite.
Bus stops with no places to sit down should be illegal. I mean this in the most genuine literal way possible.
I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering
yeah that’s fair
The Bus | Paul Kirchner | Via
hey uh. where am i and what the hell is idaho
idaho is a land of eternal primordial soup! do NOT get stuck there on a thursday. and you are in my bus :]
i think i have more questions now
i probably cannot answer them! you are welcome to ask though
okay, one
what is a primordial soup. is it like a primal made of soup or something.
two wheres all the. fancy magitek bits. like how does this bus run??? theres. basically no visible magitek. getting mine to run with plenty of exposed magitek bits was one hell of a job, even for cid
uhh no it's like. big soup of very old bacteria or something. idk i never graduated highschool.
and uhhh i'm pretty sure it's alive! (don't spill anything on the seats or you may be eaten. just as a warning)
very much does run on magic though. i tried to refuel it with gasoline once and it teleported me into the middle of a busy intersection
that is all very interesting. it seems this shard's technology has advanced far beyond the source. still, it seems odd to me that in the time here, hydaelyn has not spoken once [she mutters something under her breath], nor have i been able to use the echo. it seems something very odd has occurred here.
uhuh. cool! anyways are you going somewhere or
well, to be quite honest, i think i shall ignore my passengers' requests to travel to idaho. I have no clue why someone would fill a perfectly good soup with whatever a bacteria is, but i have no intent to taste it.
thank you for your hospitality, i think i shall be going now. [In a moment, a purple aura surrounds her as she levitates slightly, muttering something until just as quickly she vanishes in a flash of light.]
w- uh, bye then!
(muttering) what the fuck what the fuck what the f
hey uh. where am i and what the hell is idaho
idaho is a land of eternal primordial soup! do NOT get stuck there on a thursday. and you are in my bus :]
i think i have more questions now
i probably cannot answer them! you are welcome to ask though
okay, one
what is a primordial soup. is it like a primal made of soup or something.
two wheres all the. fancy magitek bits. like how does this bus run??? theres. basically no visible magitek. getting mine to run with plenty of exposed magitek bits was one hell of a job, even for cid
uhh no it's like. big soup of very old bacteria or something. idk i never graduated highschool.
and uhhh i'm pretty sure it's alive! (don't spill anything on the seats or you may be eaten. just as a warning)
very much does run on magic though. i tried to refuel it with gasoline once and it teleported me into the middle of a busy intersection
that is all very interesting. it seems this shard's technology has advanced far beyond the source. still, it seems odd to me that in the time here, hydaelyn has not spoken once [she mutters something under her breath], nor have i been able to use the echo. it seems something very odd has occurred here.
uhuh. cool! anyways are you going somewhere or