please stop cursing me

boy i sure do love being a normal human adult!

[screentunes]

rule 1 of catching a bus: have fun and be yourself

rule 2 of catching a bus: the bus is more afraid of you than you are of it

[prokopetz]

Mecha setting where deviant science has been used to create great and terrible beast-machines which can only be tamed by specially gifted pilots who forge psychic bonds with their machines, except for some thinly justified reason this is how all motor vehicles in this setting work. In the notional anime that takes place in this setting, the lead character is a pilot whose bonded beast-machine is, like, a bus.

[shensis]

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

[steveandbucky]

when is the next bus getting here? its a surprise :)

[grouchythefish]

That’s no different from how buses already operate (:

[transgenderization]

thats right. TWO counts of meowing without a licence. AND purring under the influence

[idionymon]

Under socialism buses won't have ads on them but they will each have a name and a unique livery and interior and we will romanticise them like ships

[idionymon]

Unlike ships however all buses will use he/him or they/them pronouns.

[juniepops]

Making an EVIL polycule called the POLYCRUEL too btw

[bontemp36o]

Evil cuddling with my evil girlfriends in a big evil bed as we get all snuggly under the evil duvet and give each other evil goodnight kisses >:3

[strangebusdriver]

Does anyone want something from Evil Papa Johns

[chosenbusdriver]

can i get uhhh. a fuckin. evil pizza please? and one of those bang energy drinks

[strangebusdriver]

Okie dokie. True Evil Pizza or just a regular Evil Pizza with special toppings

[chosenbusdriver]

just a regular evil pizza with pineapple. i'm not trying to get possessed by a demon. again

[strangebusdriver]

Does anyone want something from Evil Papa Johns

[chosenbusdriver]

can i get uhhh. a fuckin. evil pizza please? and one of those bang energy drinks

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[gusgoose69-deactivated20260127]

wow that really sounds

[geeksofdoom]

wow that really sounds

[moth-wizard]

[teathattast]

[carfuckerlynch]

every bus should come every five minutes and every bus driver should make a million dollars an hour

[chosenbusdriver]

the bus exploded but it's okay now! however watch out for loose bits of dynamite.

[theramblingvoid]

Bus stops with no places to sit down should be illegal. I mean this in the most genuine literal way possible.

[lesbiskammerat]

I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering

[i-am-dulaman]

yeah that’s fair

[ryanpanos]

The Bus | Paul Kirchner | Via

[chosenbusdriver]

hey uh. where am i and what the hell is idaho

idaho is a land of eternal primordial soup! do NOT get stuck there on a thursday. and you are in my bus :]

[summoner-bus-driver]

i think i have more questions now

[chosenbusdriver]

i probably cannot answer them! you are welcome to ask though

[summoner-bus-driver]

okay, one

what is a primordial soup. is it like a primal made of soup or something.

two wheres all the. fancy magitek bits. like how does this bus run??? theres. basically no visible magitek. getting mine to run with plenty of exposed magitek bits was one hell of a job, even for cid

[chosenbusdriver]

uhh no it's like. big soup of very old bacteria or something. idk i never graduated highschool.

and uhhh i'm pretty sure it's alive! (don't spill anything on the seats or you may be eaten. just as a warning)

very much does run on magic though. i tried to refuel it with gasoline once and it teleported me into the middle of a busy intersection

[summoner-bus-driver]

that is all very interesting. it seems this shard's technology has advanced far beyond the source. still, it seems odd to me that in the time here, hydaelyn has not spoken once [she mutters something under her breath], nor have i been able to use the echo. it seems something very odd has occurred here.

[chosenbusdriver]

uhuh. cool! anyways are you going somewhere or

[summoner-bus-driver]

well, to be quite honest, i think i shall ignore my passengers' requests to travel to idaho. I have no clue why someone would fill a perfectly good soup with whatever a bacteria is, but i have no intent to taste it.

thank you for your hospitality, i think i shall be going now. [In a moment, a purple aura surrounds her as she levitates slightly, muttering something until just as quickly she vanishes in a flash of light.]

[chosenbusdriver]

w- uh, bye then!

(muttering) what the fuck what the fuck what the f

[chosenbusdriver]

hey uh. where am i and what the hell is idaho

idaho is a land of eternal primordial soup! do NOT get stuck there on a thursday. and you are in my bus :]

[summoner-bus-driver]

i think i have more questions now

[chosenbusdriver]

i probably cannot answer them! you are welcome to ask though

[summoner-bus-driver]

okay, one

what is a primordial soup. is it like a primal made of soup or something.

two wheres all the. fancy magitek bits. like how does this bus run??? theres. basically no visible magitek. getting mine to run with plenty of exposed magitek bits was one hell of a job, even for cid

[chosenbusdriver]

uhh no it's like. big soup of very old bacteria or something. idk i never graduated highschool.

and uhhh i'm pretty sure it's alive! (don't spill anything on the seats or you may be eaten. just as a warning)

very much does run on magic though. i tried to refuel it with gasoline once and it teleported me into the middle of a busy intersection

[summoner-bus-driver]

that is all very interesting. it seems this shard's technology has advanced far beyond the source. still, it seems odd to me that in the time here, hydaelyn has not spoken once [she mutters something under her breath], nor have i been able to use the echo. it seems something very odd has occurred here.

[chosenbusdriver]

uhuh. cool! anyways are you going somewhere or