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@evil-faith-misinterpreter
AHH. THE INTERPRETERVERSE, AT LAST WE MEET! I AM THE EVIL-FAITH-MISINTERPRETER, BUT YOU CAN JUST CALL ME "YOUR MAGESTY," "MY LORD," "ESTEEMED RULER," OR ANY OTHER RELEVANT TITLE!
FOR SOME MORE PERSONAL INFORMATION, MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/THEY! I AM AN INVENTOR OF CONTRAPTIONS, DOO-DADS, & THINGAMAJIGS. AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO USE THEM TO DESTROY DISSENTERS!
Hhhhmm.. YES! THAT WILL BE ALL FOR NOW!
I'M GOING TO THROW ONE OF YOU OFF A CLIFF, AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE THE ONE OFFERING "SHRIMPATHYS"
*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*
@super-hero-interpreter
AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.
Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.
OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!
AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!
[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]
Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.
*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*
OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!
[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]
BAM! HAHAHA!!
[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]
UH.
[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]
It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?
Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.
BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!
W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!
You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.
LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!
*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*
Good luck with that, mr Evil.
GET AWAY FROM THAT!!
[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]
*Increased resistance doesn't come with as much pain tolerance as you'd expect, so that hurts, but Hero keeps getting near the machine, going for the cable powering it*
[[Evil jumps in front of the cables.]]
ALRIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF FIGHTING MOVES AT YOU!
You sounded just like a martial arts expert right now, care to prove your statement?
UHH...
[[He points behind the hero.]]
LOOK OVER THERE!!
Do you really believe me stupid enough to fall for such an obvious distraction attempt?
*Hero tries to get Evil out of the way*
[[He's not very hard to move, considering he's just a regular guy.]]
*Hero just disconnects the machine and begins trying to push it off the ledge*
Well, this was a great warm up. Unfortunately you barely got to cause problems so I am not allowed to apprehend you yet. I hope this makes you reconsider your career path so I don't have to put you in a cell for the rest of your life.
AWW, COME ON!! I WORKED ON THAT FOR AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON!! AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON!!!!!
I've had to work for days to set up here just to deal with your attempts at villainy when I could be relaxing at the beach. Well, I am not particularly fond of the sea, but you know what I mean.
*Finishes pushing the machine, which of course won't survive a fall that big*
I'll send some people to clean that up, I don't want your machines disrupting the ecosystem.
PFFT, WHAT ECOSYSTEM? THE NOISES AROUND HERE ARE SO DREADFUL IF ANYTHING'S STILL ALIVE IT MIGHT AS WELL BE A MIRACLE...
Yes, nice story, have a good evening. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have plans that involve not seeing you for the rest of the week.
*Hero just leaves through the door*
WHATEVER...
*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*
@super-hero-interpreter
AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.
Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.
OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!
AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!
[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]
Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.
*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*
OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!
[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]
BAM! HAHAHA!!
[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]
UH.
[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]
It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?
Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.
BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!
W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!
You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.
LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!
*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*
Good luck with that, mr Evil.
GET AWAY FROM THAT!!
[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]
*Increased resistance doesn't come with as much pain tolerance as you'd expect, so that hurts, but Hero keeps getting near the machine, going for the cable powering it*
[[Evil jumps in front of the cables.]]
ALRIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF FIGHTING MOVES AT YOU!
You sounded just like a martial arts expert right now, care to prove your statement?
UHH...
[[He points behind the hero.]]
LOOK OVER THERE!!
Do you really believe me stupid enough to fall for such an obvious distraction attempt?
*Hero tries to get Evil out of the way*
[[He's not very hard to move, considering he's just a regular guy.]]
*Hero just disconnects the machine and begins trying to push it off the ledge*
Well, this was a great warm up. Unfortunately you barely got to cause problems so I am not allowed to apprehend you yet. I hope this makes you reconsider your career path so I don't have to put you in a cell for the rest of your life.
AWW, COME ON!! I WORKED ON THAT FOR AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON!! AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON!!!!!
I've had to work for days to set up here just to deal with your attempts at villainy when I could be relaxing at the beach. Well, I am not particularly fond of the sea, but you know what I mean.
*Finishes pushing the machine, which of course won't survive a fall that big*
I'll send some people to clean that up, I don't want your machines disrupting the ecosystem.
PFFT, WHAT ECOSYSTEM? THE NOISES AROUND HERE ARE SO DREADFUL IF ANYTHING'S STILL ALIVE IT MIGHT AS WELL BE A MIRACLE...
*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*
@super-hero-interpreter
AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.
Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.
OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!
AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!
[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]
Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.
*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*
OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!
[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]
BAM! HAHAHA!!
[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]
UH.
[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]
It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?
Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.
BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!
W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!
You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.
LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!
*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*
Good luck with that, mr Evil.
GET AWAY FROM THAT!!
[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]
*Increased resistance doesn't come with as much pain tolerance as you'd expect, so that hurts, but Hero keeps getting near the machine, going for the cable powering it*
[[Evil jumps in front of the cables.]]
ALRIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF FIGHTING MOVES AT YOU!
You sounded just like a martial arts expert right now, care to prove your statement?
UHH...
[[He points behind the hero.]]
LOOK OVER THERE!!
Do you really believe me stupid enough to fall for such an obvious distraction attempt?
*Hero tries to get Evil out of the way*
[[He's not very hard to move, considering he's just a regular guy.]]
*Hero just disconnects the machine and begins trying to push it off the ledge*
Well, this was a great warm up. Unfortunately you barely got to cause problems so I am not allowed to apprehend you yet. I hope this makes you reconsider your career path so I don't have to put you in a cell for the rest of your life.
AWW, COME ON!! I WORKED ON THAT FOR AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON!! AN ENTIRE AFTERNOON!!!!!
*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*
@super-hero-interpreter
AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.
Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.
OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!
AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!
[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]
Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.
*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*
OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!
[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]
BAM! HAHAHA!!
[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]
UH.
[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]
It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?
Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.
BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!
W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!
You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.
LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!
*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*
Good luck with that, mr Evil.
GET AWAY FROM THAT!!
[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]
*Increased resistance doesn't come with as much pain tolerance as you'd expect, so that hurts, but Hero keeps getting near the machine, going for the cable powering it*
[[Evil jumps in front of the cables.]]
ALRIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF FIGHTING MOVES AT YOU!
You sounded just like a martial arts expert right now, care to prove your statement?
UHH...
[[He points behind the hero.]]
LOOK OVER THERE!!
Do you really believe me stupid enough to fall for such an obvious distraction attempt?
*Hero tries to get Evil out of the way*
[[He's not very hard to move, considering he's just a regular guy.]]
*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*
@super-hero-interpreter
AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.
Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.
OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!
AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!
[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]
Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.
*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*
OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!
[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]
BAM! HAHAHA!!
[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]
UH.
[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]
It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?
Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.
BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!
W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!
You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.
LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!
*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*
Good luck with that, mr Evil.
GET AWAY FROM THAT!!
[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]
*Increased resistance doesn't come with as much pain tolerance as you'd expect, so that hurts, but Hero keeps getting near the machine, going for the cable powering it*
[[Evil jumps in front of the cables.]]
ALRIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF FIGHTING MOVES AT YOU!
You sounded just like a martial arts expert right now, care to prove your statement?
UHH...
[[He points behind the hero.]]
LOOK OVER THERE!!
*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*
@super-hero-interpreter
AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.
Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.
OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!
AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!
[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]
Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.
*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*
OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!
[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]
BAM! HAHAHA!!
[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]
UH.
[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]
It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?
Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.
BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!
W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!
You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.
LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!
*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*
Good luck with that, mr Evil.
GET AWAY FROM THAT!!
[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]
*Increased resistance doesn't come with as much pain tolerance as you'd expect, so that hurts, but Hero keeps getting near the machine, going for the cable powering it*
[[Evil jumps in front of the cables.]]
ALRIGHT, BUDDY, THAT'S ENOUGH! I'M GONNA DO ALL KINDS OF FIGHTING MOVES AT YOU!
*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*
@super-hero-interpreter
AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.
Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.
OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!
AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!
[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]
Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.
*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*
OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!
[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]
BAM! HAHAHA!!
[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]
UH.
[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]
It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?
Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.
BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!
W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!
You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.
LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!
*Hero gets near the machine, which is still working, with the intention of turning it off*
Good luck with that, mr Evil.
GET AWAY FROM THAT!!
[[The Evil Interpreter throws a wrench at Hero.]]
*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*
@super-hero-interpreter
AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.
Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.
OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!
AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!
[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]
Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.
*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*
OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!
[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]
BAM! HAHAHA!!
[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]
UH.
[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]
It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?
Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.
BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!
W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!
You've read my pinned post, you are aware that I have powers and am not willing to disclose them publicly, I implore you use a bare minimum of sense and figure out how I needn't get near the machine to interfere with its function.
LAME! I'M GOING TO GO DO RESEARCH ON TELEKINESIS AND FIND SOME MINERAL THAT STOPS YOU FROM DOING IT!
*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*
@super-hero-interpreter
AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.
Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.
OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!
AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!
[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]
Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.
*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*
OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!
[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]
BAM! HAHAHA!!
[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]
UH.
[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]
It's not going to work, stop it. Why would you wire every single trapdoor to one button and not make a smart system that detects my location to open the right one?
Furthermore, I stopped your laser, you lost.
BECAUSE I MADE THE TRAPDOORS FOR A BUSINESS CEO NOT A HERO!!
W-WAIT, WHAT!? HOW!? YOU DIDN'T EVEN GO NEAR IT!!
*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*
@super-hero-interpreter
AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.
Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.
OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!
AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!
[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]
Not even trapping me before shooting? You'd think someone complaining about unprofessionalism would have standards.
*Hero moves its hand and the beam stops coming out of the machine, although they can't do anything about what had already left it*
OH- RIGHT! I WAS JUST SO EXCITED TO HAVE AN ACTUAL RIVAL!
[[Evil digs around his pockets for a moment before pulling out a remote.]]
BAM! HAHAHA!!
[[It opens a trapdoor. Somewhere.]]
UH.
[[He keeps pressing it, opening more and more trapdoors.]]
Oh, I'm flattered, but you've got bigger fish to fry right now, so save that ray gun for later, okay?
GET OUT OF MY SECRET LAIR THEN!!
*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*
@super-hero-interpreter
AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.
Whatever it takes to get this over with, do it. If that is a tour, then go ahead.
OKAY!! SO, THIS IS THE ENTRANCE TO MY SECRET BASE. IT'S A COOL, SINISTER CAVE, OVERLOOKING THE ENTIRE CITY!! OH, AND HERE'S THE LEDGE I PUT ALL OF MY BIG LASER WEAPONS THAT I BUILT SO I WOULDN'T GET BEATEN UP BY ORANGE-HAIRED PEOPLE TRYING TO STOP MY EVIL SCHEMES ANYMORE - SERIOUSLY, THEY WERE SO UNPROFESSIONAL!! IT'S FRANKLY AN INSULT TO THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!!
AH, BUT THAT'S A BIT OF A TANGENT. HERE IS MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER, ON THE LEDGE, WHICH OVERLOOKS THE CITY, WHICH I'M ALSO GOING TO ACTIVATE RIIIIGHT NOW!!
[[He presses the button on the machine. It starts shooting out a beam towards the city, the purpose of said beam to collect pigment from any and all pride month-related things.]]
You didn't get rid of me! I'm living on your walls!
...ON...?
WHERE'D I PUT THAT RAY GUN...
*Hero enters Evil's base, looking for the machine*
@super-hero-interpreter
AH, FINALLY WE MEET FACE-TO-FACE! DO YOU WANT A TOUR BEFORE I CRUSH YOU OR DO YOU WANT TO GET STRAIGHT INTO THE ACTION? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE HAD A VISITOR SINCE I GOT RID OF THE ANONS.
ALRIGHT! TIME TO UNVEIL MY LATEST SCHEME!
BEHOLD: MY DE-RAINBOWIFIER!! I'M GOING TO USE THIS NIFTY CONTRAPTION TO STEAL THE RAINBOWS (AND OTHER PRIDEFUL COLOURS) FROM THE INTERPRETERVERSE, THEN THEY'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO BOW DOWN TO ME, OR NEVER BE ABLE TO CELEBRATE PRIDE MONTH AGAIN!!! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Do you perhaps have a better plan? I'd rather not have to move to stop such a pathetic attempt.
WHAT? EVERYONE KNOWS INTERPRETERS ARE GAY AS HELL. THERE'S NO WAY THIS DOESN'T WORK!
And you genuinely believe they'll "bow down" to you when you steal colors?
Nevermind, do not answer my question, I will swiftly dispose of your machine before you cause any problems.
COME AT ME!!
Maybe now I'll actually get some use out of those trapdoors...
