Link but Evil

I love cuccoos and pottery don't make me fight

[evil-generic-link]

Stop breaking my pots and hurting my cuccoos!

I'm evil!

My adventure? Yes.

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

I've asked both evil and non evil Queen Sonia's, but neither is answering me, at least not yet. So while I wait, is there anyone out there who knows about these weird tear drop shaped stones?

It's crucial we have a conversation about it.

[evil-generic-link]

I know a little? How can I help ypu my evil fluffy fiend?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

I need to know what they can do, what do they run on? *I show you the page in my book* See, it says here it runs on ancient magic rather than light or dark magic, but what does that mean? Would it get rid of a curse or hurt those of us made with dark magic? Would it hurt those with light magic? I thought it would do something like that until I read that Chief Ganondorf of the Gerudo 10,000 years ago wielded one, and he's definitely a dark magic user so it shouldn't have been possible if the tear stone things hurt dark magic.

Does that make sense?

[evil-generic-link]

Oh! Well I don't know what exactly they do but I've done lots of reading and my pottery collection has lots of myths!

Ancient magic is so cool! It's old enough that it was still Whole! Light and Dark Magic hadn't been Forcibly Split yet so it works with both!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Really... *I mumble, scratching my chin before I look at you* My, or Grand-Mama's, book doesn't specify where they are. You don't happen to know, do you?

[evil-generic-link]

No... they say most of them were lost to time or eaten? Please don't eat them though

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*I hum before looking back at my book* Here it says they are normally possessed by a sage... Is there anyone of this time that is a sage...? *I seem to be talking more to myself than anything*

[evil-generic-link]

Uhhh......

Isn't that Sidon dude a Sage? Or was it Tulin?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*I blink, pausing before I look at you blankly as I put my book away* I need to go now. An evil thank you for the information. *Then I hop away without another word*

[evil-generic-link]

I have a bad feeling about this...

I'm going to go pet my cucoos about it

[evilfairyrulie]

If someone tries to put me in a bottle I'm gonna bite you all

[luherooflegend]

I-

Is that a common problem? Jesus Rulie

[evilfairyrulie]

Oh yes very common! I recently got kidnapped by one of the oh-so-goodies, not very good behaviour if you ask me, what a fraud

[luherooflegend]

Oh Lolia below-

Are you okay? Who just steals people? that's awful.

[evilfairyrulie]

heh

I'm all okay! I am the most powerful evil fairy! such a simple action couldn't do anything to me, a bottle is a bunch of solid sand, how hard is it to break? Not hard at all!

there are some frauds around the goodies, evil I should call them! Who could trap oh-poor-me inside a bottle? What a shame!

[luherooflegend]

Well... I'm glad you're okay.

If anyone does that again call me okay? I'll be happy to lend a hand.

[evilfairyrulie]

you would do that?

I'll make sure it never happens again :) it was an one time thing! but your service will be highly considered, if I ever need it sure

[luherooflegend]

I hope you don't need it but I'm just a shout away.

You can always come by my place too, the Evil apple tree only throws rotten fruit when it's cold so just keep that in mind.

[evilfairyrulie]

*looks at you in silence for a moment, eyes showing different emotions just for a second*

... Yeah sure I'll visit your place, to see if it is enough for my great self to stay

... thanks

[luherooflegend]

*he nods, not commenting on the change in expression for a second.*

You're always welcome, just don't let the evil apple tree bother you.

[evilfairyrulie]

Ha! A simple evil apple tree won't be a bother to me, why would it be?

*avoids your eyes while fluttering near you*

[luherooflegend]

Because the tree is petulant, kinda like Sky in the mornings.

I'm sure you'll be fine I'd just feel awful if something on my land caused you a problem.

[evilfairyrulie]

You need to worry not! I doubt there will be anything in your land that could cause me, of all beings, any problem!

besides, fire spell is a quick solution

[evil-generic-link]

*he laughs a little.*

Fire spell is a pretty quick solution, it solves a lot of problems. It saved me a few times.

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

I've asked both evil and non evil Queen Sonia's, but neither is answering me, at least not yet. So while I wait, is there anyone out there who knows about these weird tear drop shaped stones?

It's crucial we have a conversation about it.

[evil-generic-link]

I know a little? How can I help ypu my evil fluffy fiend?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

I need to know what they can do, what do they run on? *I show you the page in my book* See, it says here it runs on ancient magic rather than light or dark magic, but what does that mean? Would it get rid of a curse or hurt those of us made with dark magic? Would it hurt those with light magic? I thought it would do something like that until I read that Chief Ganondorf of the Gerudo 10,000 years ago wielded one, and he's definitely a dark magic user so it shouldn't have been possible if the tear stone things hurt dark magic.

Does that make sense?

[evil-generic-link]

Oh! Well I don't know what exactly they do but I've done lots of reading and my pottery collection has lots of myths!

Ancient magic is so cool! It's old enough that it was still Whole! Light and Dark Magic hadn't been Forcibly Split yet so it works with both!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Really... *I mumble, scratching my chin before I look at you* My, or Grand-Mama's, book doesn't specify where they are. You don't happen to know, do you?

[evil-generic-link]

No... they say most of them were lost to time or eaten? Please don't eat them though

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*I hum before looking back at my book* Here it says they are normally possessed by a sage... Is there anyone of this time that is a sage...? *I seem to be talking more to myself than anything*

[evil-generic-link]

Uhhh......

Isn't that Sidon dude a Sage? Or was it Tulin?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

I've asked both evil and non evil Queen Sonia's, but neither is answering me, at least not yet. So while I wait, is there anyone out there who knows about these weird tear drop shaped stones?

It's crucial we have a conversation about it.

[evil-generic-link]

I know a little? How can I help ypu my evil fluffy fiend?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

I need to know what they can do, what do they run on? *I show you the page in my book* See, it says here it runs on ancient magic rather than light or dark magic, but what does that mean? Would it get rid of a curse or hurt those of us made with dark magic? Would it hurt those with light magic? I thought it would do something like that until I read that Chief Ganondorf of the Gerudo 10,000 years ago wielded one, and he's definitely a dark magic user so it shouldn't have been possible if the tear stone things hurt dark magic.

Does that make sense?

[evil-generic-link]

Oh! Well I don't know what exactly they do but I've done lots of reading and my pottery collection has lots of myths!

Ancient magic is so cool! It's old enough that it was still Whole! Light and Dark Magic hadn't been Forcibly Split yet so it works with both!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Really... *I mumble, scratching my chin before I look at you* My, or Grand-Mama's, book doesn't specify where they are. You don't happen to know, do you?

[evil-generic-link]

No... they say most of them were lost to time or eaten? Please don't eat them though

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

I've asked both evil and non evil Queen Sonia's, but neither is answering me, at least not yet. So while I wait, is there anyone out there who knows about these weird tear drop shaped stones?

It's crucial we have a conversation about it.

[evil-generic-link]

I know a little? How can I help ypu my evil fluffy fiend?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

I need to know what they can do, what do they run on? *I show you the page in my book* See, it says here it runs on ancient magic rather than light or dark magic, but what does that mean? Would it get rid of a curse or hurt those of us made with dark magic? Would it hurt those with light magic? I thought it would do something like that until I read that Chief Ganondorf of the Gerudo 10,000 years ago wielded one, and he's definitely a dark magic user so it shouldn't have been possible if the tear stone things hurt dark magic.

Does that make sense?

[evil-generic-link]

Oh! Well I don't know what exactly they do but I've done lots of reading and my pottery collection has lots of myths!

Ancient magic is so cool! It's old enough that it was still Whole! Light and Dark Magic hadn't been Forcibly Split yet so it works with both!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

I've asked both evil and non evil Queen Sonia's, but neither is answering me, at least not yet. So while I wait, is there anyone out there who knows about these weird tear drop shaped stones?

It's crucial we have a conversation about it.

[evil-generic-link]

I know a little? How can I help ypu my evil fluffy fiend?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

So I guess Bunny got adopted at some point?

What's the acceptable way to tell his new parents that if they hurt him I'm feeding them to Evil Sheerow?

[evil-generic-link]

Don't tell them

Surprise them >:D

[lonk-link]

There’s this one Korok I religiously visit every morning. I drop a little leaf on his head every time. Ok that’s it that’s the post

[evil-generic-link]

...

?

Why?

[evil-smile]

i will turn all birds into chicken nuggies if it's the last thing i do

if nobody agrees then i shall stand alone

:)

[evil-generic-link]

!!

A foul, filthy, degenerate! You shall stay away from my birds! They've never done anything to deserve it! They are evil angels!

[evil-smile]

actually they have, they taste good

:)

[evil-generic-link]

!!

You, sir, are cruel, and I can not believe you could find it in your evil heart to hardm such evil angels! For shame!

I bite my thumb at you!!!

@the-real-lu-sky you may be a soilder of Good, but you at least like birds.

[evil-smile]

angels!?!?!

most of them are demons sent from heck!!!

>:o

[evil-generic-link]

Yes!

EVIL angels you fool! They are evilly perfect!

[evil-smile]

i will turn all birds into chicken nuggies if it's the last thing i do

if nobody agrees then i shall stand alone

:)

[evil-generic-link]

!!

A foul, filthy, degenerate! You shall stay away from my birds! They've never done anything to deserve it! They are evil angels!

[evil-smile]

actually they have, they taste good

:)

[evil-generic-link]

!!

You, sir, are cruel, and I can not believe you could find it in your evil heart to hardm such evil angels! For shame!

I bite my thumb at you!!!

@the-real-lu-sky you may be a soilder of Good, but you at least like birds.

[evil-smile]

i will turn all birds into chicken nuggies if it's the last thing i do

if nobody agrees then i shall stand alone

:)

[evil-generic-link]

!!

A foul, filthy, degenerate! You shall stay away from my birds! They've never done anything to deserve it! They are evil angels!

[evil-cucco]

I appear

[evil-generic-link]

Oh!

You are absolutely beautiful! Hello little evil bridie!

[evil-cucco]

Thank You :>

[evil-generic-link]

Might I ask your name?

[evil-cucco]

for now I have only ever been evil cucoo :>

...

How do I get a name

[evil-generic-link]

Well sometimes gaurdians give you a name, but you can also choose your own name!

[eviliest-lu-hyrule]

I have gotten lost in an evil forest surrounded by sunshine and sugar

Is this punishment?

[evil-generic-link]

Haha!

Where are you anyway?

[evil-cucco]

I appear

[evil-generic-link]

Oh!

You are absolutely beautiful! Hello little evil bridie!

[evil-cucco]

Thank You :>

[evil-generic-link]

Might I ask your name?

[evil-cucco]

I appear

[evil-generic-link]

Oh!

You are absolutely beautiful! Hello little evil bridie!

[evil-generic-link]

This horrible horse has been TERRORIZING my cuccoos!!

Why do horses have to exsist?!

[literal-legend-rabbit]

have you considered getting a fence? /gq

[evil-generic-link]

I have an Evil fence! The awful beast JUMPED it! I am going to have to sit up with poor Duchess all night now. She's terrified.

[literal-legend-rabbit]

oh damn that's a strong horse. you could ask one of the evil wilds to relocate it? our wild is quite good at taming horses

[evil-generic-link]

I don't care how it gets done but I need to find someone to come get this foul beast.

At least Stripes is having fun, she's... a little confused about Evil but she likes the horse.