Rabio

:3 pfp by @super-evil-bunny-legend

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Today:

I will bite you and steal your money.

...

Hopefully no one tries to possess me

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

(Ooc: I'm so sorry tumblr is a hellsite and stopped working for me.)

*Rabio rushes to your side at record speed, perhaps managing to pull off a little faster than is safe. He slides to you on his knenes.*

Bunny?! Bun!!

- @super-evil-bunny-legend

*he looks up, tears dried to his skin*

...Rab...?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He slowly reaches out to cradle your face.*

I'm right here, Bun. Right here. What happened? Are you okay?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*he hiccups, his arm turning a little purple*

...they're gone...

*he whispers*

They died...

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What?

Bunny who died?!

Why are your arms turning purple?!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*he starts crying*

Sc-scape...! Hel-elm...!

*he moves to cling to you, but his other arm is limp. You notice an arrow shard near him. It looked... odd*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He just - chokes on a gasp as he tries to make sense of your words. He frowns as he sees the arrow shard, pulling you closer.*

Bunny... Bunny what did you do?

Why couldn't you do this when Tori was here? Kid was so much better at healing than me...

Okay. Okay... Bunny breathe okay? We're... We're going to fix this. Death isn't the answer here, Bunny. We still have - have things to... to live for.

Please stay with me, baby. Please...

*He's pulling out a red potion now, hands shaking as he fights with the cork.*

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*he presses closer, sniffling*

....my hand is tingly...

*he whispers before he starts going limp. At first, Rabio justly panics, only for Bunny to shoot awake, ears twitching and confused, pause, groan, and flop into Rabio again*

F-cking nightmares... I wanna sleep... How else am I suppose to deal with the idea my babies are- that they're-

*he goes quiet, curling up, but his left arm was limp*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He pulls you closer when you flop against him.*

Therapy? Spite? I don't know but I need you here with me. Please, Bunny. Don't make me do this alone...

*He gathers you in his arms, slowly bringing a red potion to you.*

Please drink this...

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*he sips it and while the pain does seem to leave him, his arm notably doesn't look recovered*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He frowns, pressing a kiss to your forehead.*

We need to go see the doctor, Bun... Something is very wrong with your arm.

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

(Ooc: I'm so sorry tumblr is a hellsite and stopped working for me.)

*Rabio rushes to your side at record speed, perhaps managing to pull off a little faster than is safe. He slides to you on his knenes.*

Bunny?! Bun!!

- @super-evil-bunny-legend

*he looks up, tears dried to his skin*

...Rab...?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He slowly reaches out to cradle your face.*

I'm right here, Bun. Right here. What happened? Are you okay?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*he hiccups, his arm turning a little purple*

...they're gone...

*he whispers*

They died...

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What?

Bunny who died?!

Why are your arms turning purple?!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*he starts crying*

Sc-scape...! Hel-elm...!

*he moves to cling to you, but his other arm is limp. You notice an arrow shard near him. It looked... odd*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He just - chokes on a gasp as he tries to make sense of your words. He frowns as he sees the arrow shard, pulling you closer.*

Bunny... Bunny what did you do?

Why couldn't you do this when Tori was here? Kid was so much better at healing than me...

Okay. Okay... Bunny breathe okay? We're... We're going to fix this. Death isn't the answer here, Bunny. We still have - have things to... to live for.

Please stay with me, baby. Please...

*He's pulling out a red potion now, hands shaking as he fights with the cork.*

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*he presses closer, sniffling*

....my hand is tingly...

*he whispers before he starts going limp. At first, Rabio justly panics, only for Bunny to shoot awake, ears twitching and confused, pause, groan, and flop into Rabio again*

F-cking nightmares... I wanna sleep... How else am I suppose to deal with the idea my babies are- that they're-

*he goes quiet, curling up, but his left arm was limp*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He pulls you closer when you flop against him.*

Therapy? Spite? I don't know but I need you here with me. Please, Bunny. Don't make me do this alone...

*He gathers you in his arms, slowly bringing a red potion to you.*

Please drink this...

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

(Ooc: I'm so sorry tumblr is a hellsite and stopped working for me.)

*Rabio rushes to your side at record speed, perhaps managing to pull off a little faster than is safe. He slides to you on his knenes.*

Bunny?! Bun!!

- @super-evil-bunny-legend

*he looks up, tears dried to his skin*

...Rab...?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He slowly reaches out to cradle your face.*

I'm right here, Bun. Right here. What happened? Are you okay?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*he hiccups, his arm turning a little purple*

...they're gone...

*he whispers*

They died...

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What?

Bunny who died?!

Why are your arms turning purple?!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*he starts crying*

Sc-scape...! Hel-elm...!

*he moves to cling to you, but his other arm is limp. You notice an arrow shard near him. It looked... odd*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He just - chokes on a gasp as he tries to make sense of your words. He frowns as he sees the arrow shard, pulling you closer.*

Bunny... Bunny what did you do?

Why couldn't you do this when Tori was here? Kid was so much better at healing than me...

Okay. Okay... Bunny breathe okay? We're... We're going to fix this. Death isn't the answer here, Bunny. We still have - have things to... to live for.

Please stay with me, baby. Please...

*He's pulling out a red potion now, hands shaking as he fights with the cork.*

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

(Ooc: I'm so sorry tumblr is a hellsite and stopped working for me.)

*Rabio rushes to your side at record speed, perhaps managing to pull off a little faster than is safe. He slides to you on his knenes.*

Bunny?! Bun!!

- @super-evil-bunny-legend

*he looks up, tears dried to his skin*

...Rab...?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He slowly reaches out to cradle your face.*

I'm right here, Bun. Right here. What happened? Are you okay?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*he hiccups, his arm turning a little purple*

...they're gone...

*he whispers*

They died...

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What?

Bunny who died?!

Why are your arms turning purple?!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

(Ooc: I'm so sorry tumblr is a hellsite and stopped working for me.)

*Rabio rushes to your side at record speed, perhaps managing to pull off a little faster than is safe. He slides to you on his knenes.*

Bunny?! Bun!!

- @super-evil-bunny-legend

*he looks up, tears dried to his skin*

...Rab...?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He slowly reaches out to cradle your face.*

I'm right here, Bun. Right here. What happened? Are you okay?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Hey so

YOU NEED TO CHECK ON BUNNY ASAP

What?!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*Rabio comes to find you with a bright smile — the salesman smile.*

Hi Bunny! How are you today?

- @super-evil-bunny-ravio

*Bunny pauses* ....what did you do?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What? Why would you ask that?

I just wanted to ask how you are!

*His ears are twitching, he's lying.*

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Rabio I swear to lolia if you've started another forest fire I will strangle you.

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Okay no you won't you love me too much, and also I didn't that!

I maybe sort of bought something...

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

You? Buying? I find that hard to believe.

*they tease*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Hey!

I got a great deal!

... want to see what I got?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*they make a face* ...fine.

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Yay! Come on!

*He starts leading you outside where you can see a... wooden cabinet with doors. It's not a bad cabinet but Rabio doesn't usually bring home furniture like this.*

It's enchanted!

*that makes a bit more sense.*

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Narnia?

*they walk over and pull open the cabinet* Enchanted how? Can I get a husbunny upgrade?

*Bunny is obviously teasing, if their "You're so perfect how are you so perfect" sobbing as they clung to Rabio like a leech while half asleep last night held any merit*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Not Narnia.

*He laughs, asking his head.*

You're stuck with little old me!

It's enchanted to protect anything you put in it! It's also able to hold more than it looks like!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Heyyyyyy Bun

Quick question

How much doyou like surprises?

- @super-evil-bunny-ravio

surprises? Not sure. Never had one.

*they shrug*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Huh. Really?

Okay well I have a surprise for you! I took a page from your book.

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

You what!?

Why would you hurt my precious babies like that!? Which book have you damaged you monster!?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What?! No!

*He takes a second to put together what happend.*

It's just an expression! It means I did something you would do. I would never hurt your books!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Oh- oh thank Hylia...

Wait...

What did you do?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He giggles.*

I maybe... adopted a child? A little bit?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*they gasp* BEBE!!?? NEW BEBE!!?? SEE BEBE NOW!!!!

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He giggles taking your hand hand.*

Come on, he's asleep right now. He was excited to meet you bit couldn't stay awake.

*He leads you to your room where a small child sleeps, he's no more than seven and has wild brown curls. A hylian child.*

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*they coo softly and lean into Rabio* ...so precious... Bebe....

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He smiles, pressing a kiss to your forehead.*

He's almost seven and his name is Andy.

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*Rabio comes to find you with a bright smile — the salesman smile.*

Hi Bunny! How are you today?

- @super-evil-bunny-ravio

*Bunny pauses* ....what did you do?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What? Why would you ask that?

I just wanted to ask how you are!

*His ears are twitching, he's lying.*

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Rabio I swear to lolia if you've started another forest fire I will strangle you.

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Okay no you won't you love me too much, and also I didn't that!

I maybe sort of bought something...

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

You? Buying? I find that hard to believe.

*they tease*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Hey!

I got a great deal!

... want to see what I got?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*they make a face* ...fine.

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Yay! Come on!

*He starts leading you outside where you can see a... wooden cabinet with doors. It's not a bad cabinet but Rabio doesn't usually bring home furniture like this.*

It's enchanted!

*that makes a bit more sense.*

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Heyyyyyy Bun

Quick question

How much doyou like surprises?

- @super-evil-bunny-ravio

surprises? Not sure. Never had one.

*they shrug*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Huh. Really?

Okay well I have a surprise for you! I took a page from your book.

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

You what!?

Why would you hurt my precious babies like that!? Which book have you damaged you monster!?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What?! No!

*He takes a second to put together what happend.*

It's just an expression! It means I did something you would do. I would never hurt your books!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Oh- oh thank Hylia...

Wait...

What did you do?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He giggles.*

I maybe... adopted a child? A little bit?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*they gasp* BEBE!!?? NEW BEBE!!?? SEE BEBE NOW!!!!

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He giggles taking your hand hand.*

Come on, he's asleep right now. He was excited to meet you bit couldn't stay awake.

*He leads you to your room where a small child sleeps, he's no more than seven and has wild brown curls. A hylian child.*

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*Rabio comes to find you with a bright smile — the salesman smile.*

Hi Bunny! How are you today?

- @super-evil-bunny-ravio

*Bunny pauses* ....what did you do?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What? Why would you ask that?

I just wanted to ask how you are!

*His ears are twitching, he's lying.*

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Rabio I swear to lolia if you've started another forest fire I will strangle you.

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Okay no you won't you love me too much, and also I didn't that!

I maybe sort of bought something...

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

You? Buying? I find that hard to believe.

*they tease*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Hey!

I got a great deal!

... want to see what I got?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Heyyyyyy Bun

Quick question

How much doyou like surprises?

- @super-evil-bunny-ravio

surprises? Not sure. Never had one.

*they shrug*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Huh. Really?

Okay well I have a surprise for you! I took a page from your book.

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

You what!?

Why would you hurt my precious babies like that!? Which book have you damaged you monster!?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What?! No!

*He takes a second to put together what happend.*

It's just an expression! It means I did something you would do. I would never hurt your books!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Oh- oh thank Hylia...

Wait...

What did you do?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

*He giggles.*

I maybe... adopted a child? A little bit?

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*Rabio comes to find you with a bright smile — the salesman smile.*

Hi Bunny! How are you today?

- @super-evil-bunny-ravio

*Bunny pauses* ....what did you do?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What? Why would you ask that?

I just wanted to ask how you are!

*His ears are twitching, he's lying.*

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Rabio I swear to lolia if you've started another forest fire I will strangle you.

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Okay no you won't you love me too much, and also I didn't that!

I maybe sort of bought something...

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Heyyyyyy Bun

Quick question

How much doyou like surprises?

- @super-evil-bunny-ravio

surprises? Not sure. Never had one.

*they shrug*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Huh. Really?

Okay well I have a surprise for you! I took a page from your book.

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

You what!?

Why would you hurt my precious babies like that!? Which book have you damaged you monster!?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What?! No!

*He takes a second to put together what happend.*

It's just an expression! It means I did something you would do. I would never hurt your books!

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

Heyyyyyy Bun

Quick question

How much doyou like surprises?

- @super-evil-bunny-ravio

surprises? Not sure. Never had one.

*they shrug*

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

Huh. Really?

Okay well I have a surprise for you! I took a page from your book.

[super-evil-bunny-legend]

*Rabio comes to find you with a bright smile — the salesman smile.*

Hi Bunny! How are you today?

- @super-evil-bunny-ravio

*Bunny pauses* ....what did you do?

[super-evil-bunny-ravio]

What? Why would you ask that?

I just wanted to ask how you are!

*His ears are twitching, he's lying.*