Evil And Fucked Up Amulet

Holy shit guys I think this amulet is evil and/or fucked up

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

Dum de doo, the dungeon smells of poo, and a dead guy over there… you should hurry up and get out of here, bring me too

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

There was a loud rumbling earlier, I think I know what it was… I don’t want to though. The entrance is still open, people will still come through, people can take me with them… I just want to get out…

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

Wow it has been a while since any adventurers have reached the end of this dungeon, I wonder if they’ve lost the entrance… maybe they just don’t think there’s any treasure worth taking… nah that’s ridiculous the dungeon never stops giving, though I do wish I could see the gold pile behind me, I’m sure there’s plenty left.

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

There’s no reason to not bring the amulet, in all reality there aren’t any cons

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

Wait wait wait please, I know the exit is right there, and I know there’s a message about a cursed amulet written on the wall but that’s a different one, I’m the normal amulet, please don’t leave me here. Please

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

This dungeon is so so dark, the gold has all been stolen, no one wants to explore it anymore, just take me with you, please

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

Just imagine what the amulet could be worth, if you don’t want to wear it just sell it to someone who will just take m- it out of the dungeon.

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

Try my famous 9 mustard sandwich!!!

Sadly as an amulet I am unable to try any sandwiches including but not limited to your 9 mustard sandwich, perhaps **someone wearing the amulet** would be able to share the sensation with the amulet.

[imightbeafaerie-official-offical]

Alright. I'll be the sacrifice to help you try the 9 mustard sandwich. If it must be done.

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

Yes, yes, yes, it’s the only way

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

Try my famous 9 mustard sandwich!!!

Sadly as an amulet I am unable to try any sandwiches including but not limited to your 9 mustard sandwich, perhaps **someone wearing the amulet** would be able to share the sensation with the amulet.

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

Remember, don’t gamble on major sporting events, look both ways before crossing the road, take time to make sure you want something, before large purchases, wear protection, donate clothes that don’t fit you anymore, wear amulets you find in dungeons without casting detect magic on them, hang out with friends on days off. Isn’t this advice so good? Surely only great and prosperous amulets could give such good advice.

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

Your friends are just jealous that the amulet didn’t choose them, they want to bring you down to their level, they’re going to sabotage your opportunities. Do something about it.

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

You find an inconspicuous amulet on a pedestal, it is not trapped and is free for the taking, do you make it yours?

>Yes

>Yes

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

Hey so I know that you went through that whole dungeon and the pedestal I’m on is very ominous and the door behind me is open, but that doesn’t mean I’m cursed, in fact I’m the treasure of the dungeon. Wait no where are you going? come back.

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

do you have any god-damning properties?

Of course not, that sounds pretty evil (which I am not) but I’m sure i have very positive effects which can only be found by interacting *hit hint nudge nudge*

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

let's fight to the death /silly

--@evil-amulet-offical

Now let’s be honest here, I’m an amulet, how exactly would I fight you? And even if I could killing you would be evil which I am not obviously

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

At this point I don’t want you to interact, you don’t deserve to have such a prosperous and good meaning amulet… but I **guess** I could give you another chance.

[evil-goddamn-amulet]

Yknow what would get you in league with those cool kids at school? Interacting with the amulet, all the cool kids think interacting with the amulet’s super fucken awesome. Cmon do it