kidneys except also evil

don't test my boy i will make so many stones

[achesspiece]

i've been hemorrhaging followers since i started chess posting but it's okay this is just like the muzio gambit

[evil-kidneys]

hold on i need to look something up

[evil-kidneys]

yep this is funny

[achesspiece]

i've been hemorrhaging followers since i started chess posting but it's okay this is just like the muzio gambit

[evil-kidneys]

hold on i need to look something up

[achesspiece]

the bishop can only stand between the queen and i for so long, i will fuck her in front of him

[evil-kidneys]

what about the king?

[achesspiece]

"i wanna hit it from the back" well that is just the coward's way, i do it from the front because i want my enemies to know who is attacking them

[evil-kidneys]

it's a sex thing

[achesspiece]

will my fear of rejection be accommodated on this flight?

[evil-kidneys]

no

[achesspiece]

it's like i always say, when mr dealerman hands you 13 orphans and you have a devious 13 call wait, you declare riichi

[evil-kidneys]

tsumo! tanyao

:)

[achesspiece]

we all have that homie that experimented with men in college

[evil-kidneys]

Philip Zimbardo

[achesspiece]

i'm making a lovely bisque with the ingredience people add to this post so please help me by adding ingredients

[evil-kidneys]

evil kidneys

[achesspiece]

get OUT of my lovely bisque i will not be cooking you

[mister-gal]

morally neutral kidneys

[achesspiece]

does anyone have any ingredience for my lovely bisque that is NOT kidneys

[howieduet]

Morally neutral lobster

[achesspiece]

well now i'm conflicted because i prefer to not consume that that is without sin

[fish-arent-real]

Lobster who has committed countless atrocities

[achesspiece]

BAM GET BISQUED BITCH that's for little jimmy okay now what garnish should i have with my lovely lobster bisque

[evil-kidneys]

evil kidneys

[achesspiece]

i'm making a lovely bisque with the ingredience people add to this post so please help me by adding ingredients

[evil-kidneys]

evil kidneys

[achesspiece]

in pirate school, the top grade you can get is a C

[evil-kidneys]

What if you get a B?

[achesspiece]

how can i give my kidneys a little treat for doing such a good job?

[evil-kidneys]

drink more water

[achesspiece]

but my bladder is so small i will piss so much

[evil-kidneys]

piss your pants boy

[achesspiece]

how can i give my kidneys a little treat for doing such a good job?

[evil-kidneys]

drink more water

[achesspiece]

let's tell a story one word at a time, i'll start

The

[evil-kidneys]

end.

[achesspiece]

who put all this piss in my bladder

[evil-kidneys]

Don't worry about it.